Caption wedensday....(very little content) (767 hits)
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Submitted by Silent Renegade (View user info) at 2009-10-06 16:40:52 EDT
"Damn it, I can only play as a terrorist in the arabic version...but the graphics are so real!"
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-10-13 22:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YA GUNS
Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2009-10-08 18:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Yea. . . WELL YOU ALL HAVE CAPS ON THE END OF YOUR GUNS!!! Don't talk to me about "lack of team involvement."
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-10-08 07:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOM HEADSHOT and then i was like BOOM HEADSHOT, then this motherfucker came round the corner and i was like BOOM HEADSHOT
man i hate FPS Doug
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-10-07 15:12:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 13:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-07 10:40:12 EDT (#)
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Black Betty comes from Birmingham Alabama.
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BAM-A-LAM !!!
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Heh
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 13:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-07 10:40:12 EDT (#)
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Black Betty comes from Birmingham Alabama.
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BAM-A-LAM !!!
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2009-10-07 12:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Vibrating underwear set on 'high'"
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-07 10:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-10-07 10:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-07 08:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Metroid is a GIRL?! WHAT THE FUCK?
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Do a google image search of Samus Aran, you won't be disappointed.
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come on, you think im some kinda amateur? DONE and DONE.
so you dont think that as a caption would be funny eh?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-10-07 10:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-07 08:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Metroid is a GIRL?! WHAT THE FUCK?
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Do a google image search of Samus Aran, you won't be disappointed.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-07 10:40:12 EDT (#)
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Black Betty comes from Birmingham Alabama.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-07 08:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Metroid is a GIRL?! WHAT THE FUCK?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-07 08:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Saints Row2 you can play a video game in a video game.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-07 04:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha! His name is Bogden. Earlier today we got a job application from someone in Birmingham, Alabama called Aerse. Today is shaping up good.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-10-07 03:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Here, let me put your reply back up top where it should be (mine only centered on reality.) I do get it now.
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-10-07 03:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-10-07 03:39:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
This "Leisure Suit Larry: Hall of the 72 Dark-Haired Virgins" isn't so bad.
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hahahahahaha
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-10-07 03:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
duh, I meant.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-10-07 03:50:50 EDT (#)
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Oh, wait, I get it, when they die..... la la.
dud
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-10-07 03:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-10-07 03:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-10-07 03:39:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
This "Leisure Suit Larry: Hall of the 72 Dark-Haired Virgins" isn't so bad.
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hahahahahaha
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I used to play Leisure Suit Larry, but don't get the joke. Please explain, speak as if to a 6 yr old to save time. (Please don't make me look stupid, although I can take it, like the bitch I am.)
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-10-07 03:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-10-07 03:39:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
This "Leisure Suit Larry: Hall of the 72 Dark-Haired Virgins" isn't so bad.
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hahahahahaha
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-10-07 02:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LATER THAT NIGHT, A MESSAGE FROM HIS DAUGHER:
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"You were right Daddy, in the old Testament, God kills hundreds of thousands of people. I had that word in spelling bee, genocide. You're doing good, I'm gonna kill some people I don't like tomorrow."
"NO! That's wrong, honey."
"But... you're doing it!"
"That's different. I'll explain when I get home."
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-10-07 02:18:17 EDT (#)
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"Hang on sweetie, daddy's got to kill an Afghan.... Yes I know what the bible says, but this is different. I'll explain later."
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-10-07 01:35:21 EDT (#)
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Yep, no doubt about it, I've been circled.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-10-07 01:21:03 EDT (#)
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These comments are an accurate reflection of just how funny ubersite it at the moment.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-10-06 22:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This "Leisure Suit Larry: Hall of the 72 Dark-Haired Virgins" isn't so bad.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-06 18:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What simple_catalyst said makes me wonder... is there a video game in which your character plays other video games?
I mean, some PS3 or Wii-level hypergraphics type game wherein your character plays against others in old-school 8-bit video games? Your character could get fatigue delays as you play for more time, distractions like mom telling you to shut that crap off and come downstairs, the characters could try to consume Doritos and Mountain Dew or whatever while continuing play. You could have a different old game for each level of the new one, and maybe the last level is a grainy zombie-killing game where your character is transported into the old game when you win it, like in The Bishop of Battle. Put the thing online and all the characters of people who have beaten the game can battle it out in the old game zombie-killing arena for the title of Virtual Virtual Zombie-Killing Champion.
Anything like that out there?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-06 17:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You might want to get that redline thing seen to by a medic, it kinda gives you away to the enemy.
<insert something about soldiers being sexual pigs with a bitter tone>
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-10-06 17:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yo' Dawg, we heard you like fraggin so we put a war game in your war game so you can pwn n00bs while you pwn n00bs.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-06 17:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Where's the auto blowjob button?"
Submitted by Erakith (user info) at 2009-10-06 17:34:03 EDT (#)
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"But I'm on the last boss, Sarg. Can I not just have a few more minutes before I do that?"
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2009-10-06 17:31:58 EDT (#)
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.....thanks jonny
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-06 17:27:31 EDT (#)
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thats a control for a robot