GrUberfest - Tell Me A Story - GoatWoman- NSFW (764 hits)
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Submitted by RoadSong (View user info) at 2009-10-07 11:39:53 EDT
My grandmother tells me not to go down to the cantina to dance with the beautiful women.
Grandmother says GoatWoman comes there dancing and twirling in her long shimmering skirts. She is the most beautiful woman anyone has ever seen and she only dances with the handsomest men. Her hair is black as a Ravens wing and sweeps the ground and swirls around her bottom as she dances.
Her eyes have the look of cats eyes in the dark. She is mesmerizing with her points sitting way up high and the come hither look in her eyes.
She asks a handsome men to dance and he follows her near the music and dances each dance with her. He admires her as she dances with a style and grace never seen in the cantina before. Her eyes and her bosom, her tiny waist and tender breasts are so enchanting, he does not notice her feet under the full swirling satin. Only her lips and her smile and the sheen on the skin of her breasts above the gathers of her blouse, and a certain scent that pulls him closer and closer.
Soon she dances to the door and the handsome man takes another shot of tequila and follows her out into the night. He is so intent on rutting with her he does not notice that the feet under the swirl of her skirt are the feet of a goat.
She takes him to her hut of sticks and bones and pleasures him and slips somthing around his wrists and ankles. He has heard of kinky women who like to tie men up before sex. The bonds seem only to be only tokens, they feel they could be broken with ease if he wished. She keeps dancing around him as he looks up at her from the pallet on the dirt floor. The hut is dim with his tequila eyes, only the firelight from the hearth allows him to behold the dance of the woman.
He become hard and she slips thin strips of wet rawhide around his penis and bolas and dances on. GoatWoman dances out of her clothes and it is then in the dimness of the firelight that the handsome man sees all of her. She has a small pert tail above her tight goat vagina. She makes the sounds of a goat in heat. He realizes that his temptress is not human and begins to puke and scream.
She smiles and backs up and squats above his face so he can see how pink and small is her slit. His erection grows thicker in spite of his revulsion and the tequila leaves him wondering if this is some awful dream. As his penis grows harder, the rawhide squeezes the base tighter and he has never seen himself so long and hard. Goatwoman sighs when she see's what her rawhide and her dance and her tiny pink goat pussy have done to this man. Slowly she straddles him and allows him to suck her breasts. Her nipples are the same pink as her slit and they are the tiny pink nipples he dreams of, so different from the breasts of his good woman at home who has suckled his children and now has long brown nipples from nursing the babies he squirted into her belly.
The sex with his woman was good and he finds himself wondering why he had gone to the cantina to dance and troll for pussy.
She slowly places his drooling cock near the pinkness below her tail, and begins to rub his wet cock up and down over her opening. He arches and tries to penetrate her but the rawhide on wrists and ankles won't allow him to move. She keeps rubbing and stroking his cock against herself untill she feels her tiny opening stretch enough to allow the head of his huge erection to enter her. She begins to wiggle and ease the cock a little farther in. He cannot take the feeling of the tight slickness and he ejaculates harder and with more fluid than he ever did with his good woman at home.
GoatWoman only managed to stretch herself around the first inch or so of him, but she climaxed and collapsed on top of him with her breasts across his face.
The leather thongs are drying out and getting tighter and he starts thinking about his sweet good woman who waits for him at home. He remembers helping his grandfather dock the tails of lambs with tight strips of wet rawhide and he asks GoatWoman to untie him, instead she forces him to do unspeakable things to her with his penis that is rock hard from the lust and the rawhide thong that has cut off the circulation. The pussy seems to wink at him and contract in anticipation. In his pain he remains hard and GoatWoman sits on him and guides his tortured cock further into herself. He is so large and she is so small, it seems to cause her pain. She keeps pressing herself against his cock that is straining to bury itself in her, and near dawn all of him is inside the tightest, slickest vagina he has ever been in. She rides him and bucks and slobbers and bleats and moans in her demonic ectasy.
Soon the rawhide dries and shrinks and he feels his testicles explode and his penis turns purpleblack and withers and dies. The rawhide keeps shrinking and drying on his wrists and ankles. His hands and feet drop off onto the bloody earthen floor of the hut made of bones and mud.
The torture goes on for many days before he dies..
He is never seen again and GoatWomans hut is held up with a few more bones, and there are more severed hands and testicles tied with strips of dried tendons hanging from the eaves.
Don't leave your good woman at home and lust after women at the cantina or you may never be seen again, and you will die a horrible painful disgusting death with your penis and balls rotten and severed, your bones and man parts will become part of the collection of the beautiful but deadly GoatWoman..
Don't go to the cantina, but if you must, look at the feet of the beautiful woman before you follow her into the darkness.
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Special thanks to Rueben from New Mexico for this folk tale told to him by his grandmother. Ruebens photo is included in this collage.
User Reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-10-13 22:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YA TALENT
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-10-10 16:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-10 14:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I read this thing 3 times, and never rated.
Here's my rating, I've enjoyed everyone's entries, all very cool.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-09 17:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a delightfully strange hippie and this was a delightfully strange story.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2009-10-09 13:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2009-10-09 13:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yuck, appropriated night moves lyrics.
did think the story was built some good emotion though.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2009-10-08 17:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was great.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-08 15:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-08 15:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This could have been the best so far but it was an uneven read (the idea is great) and the sudden changes in perspective were odd.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-08 13:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2009-10-07 09:47:51 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is English your first language? Your prose made my junk hurt. The story itself did not.
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English is not my first language. I was raised by wolves.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 09:41:52 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So kinda like a sexy Baba Yaga then.
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Yes, in a way. GoatWoman is considered demonic and that which is evil. She leads to darkness and famine of the soul. This was explained to me by Rueben and his grandmother who told this folk tale to me.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-08 13:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-07 10:58:49 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Checking the goods before leaving the store is always good practice.
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Agreed.
Yet many burn their receipts...
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-08 13:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-07 11:54:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha, i saw it
lyric from: night moves
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I should have known you would.....
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-10-08 13:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-10-08 05:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very weird, but very good
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-10-07 22:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You think about goats far too often.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 18:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 17:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 13:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 13:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will and Doofles shouldn't really be counted. They're both alters.
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Icky shouldn't really be counted. He's an idiot.
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Be nice, Jack.
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You must be the dumbest asswipe on the planet.
I only have two cats,
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-10-07 18:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel negatively about the content but positively about the story!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 17:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 13:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 13:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will and Doofles shouldn't really be counted. They're both alters.
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Icky shouldn't really be counted. He's an idiot.
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Be nice, Jack.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 17:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-07 17:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bestiality.
hmmm... it's a wonder bubba didn't +2 the shit out of this. maybe the post-ejaculation revulsion he felt for himself after stroking one out to this is the cause of all his miserable bleating.
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One cannot bleat and beat in the same 24 hour period. It makes assholes like you explode.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-07 17:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bestiality.
hmmm... it's a wonder bubba didn't +2 the shit out of this. maybe the post-ejaculation revulsion he felt for himself after stroking one out to this is the cause of all his miserable bleating.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-07 15:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds like Berty's dream date
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-07 14:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha, i saw it
lyric from: night moves
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 13:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 13:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will and Doofles shouldn't really be counted. They're both alters.
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Icky shouldn't really be counted. He's an idiot.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-07 13:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Checking the goods before leaving the store is always good practice.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-07 13:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2009-10-07 10:31:12 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This wasn't terrible but you really should proofread your shit before posting.
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You are so right. I did give it a couple of doofreads while keyboarding in the back of a truck going 30 MPH down a dirt road...
My photo skills are much better than my writing skills, thats one reason I post here. Feedback.
Thanks.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2009-10-07 13:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This wasn't terrible but you really should proofread your shit before posting.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-07 13:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best story that has been on uber in a long time.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 13:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will and Doofles shouldn't really be counted. They're both alters.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 12:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
handsomest men.
She asks a handsome men to dance
He become hard
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Those phrases jar the reader into thinking you can't write for shit.
Submitted by Erakith (user info) at 2009-10-07 12:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I enjoyed it. Description was great and I almost gagged from revulsion.
However, it did end a bit abruptly and "oh, his cock and balls exploded and fell off. The end."
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-10-07 12:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
please leave again. thanks!
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2009-10-07 12:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is English your first language? Your prose made my junk hurt. The story itself did not.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 12:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So kinda like a sexy Baba Yaga then.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-07 12:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-07 11:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes ducky?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-07 11:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-07 11:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-07 08:45:07 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow thanks Roadsong this was fucking disgusting.
:)
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Heh, so disgusting I ALMOST puked myself!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-07 11:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uhhhh WHOA
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-07 11:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow thanks Roadsong this was fucking disgusting.
:)