I'm A Secret Superhero (739 hits)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-10-19 14:54:28 EDT
No, seriously I am.
It's what I really do when you're all at work.
I fly
I CAN FLLLYYYY
I don't do much yet, I admit, but hell I will save your ass if its needed. It just so happens YOU'VE not needed me yet.
But when the time comes..look up and cheer.
RAAAHHH!
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-29 19:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, yes I KNOW this was a shite post.
it was meant to be.
I'll do a deep and meaningful one later....or not....
probably not..
Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-10-29 13:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Narcisism (user info) at 2009-10-27 19:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 for the anime chick -2 for sheer stupidity
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-10-21 05:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-21 00:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-10-20 06:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Yeah, you're so funny, bubbaearl. Dipshit.
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funny? where was i tryna be funny?
you ought to keep that snaggle toothed gape hole shut,robert howard, you filthy fuckin child molester!
Submitted by osmosianist (user info) at 2009-10-21 01:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-21 00:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-10-20 06:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Yeah, you're so funny, bubbaearl. Dipshit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-10-20 12:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fly on over across the Atlantic, whydontcha.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-10-20 06:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 06:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Berty, because, i have a man crush on you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-20 06:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-20 06:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 05:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you calling me a douche
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... Now that you've put my on the spot, I honestly don't know. I don't think so.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 05:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you calling me a douche
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-20 05:32:02 EDT (#)
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If anyone asks we can just tell them you're treating me to my bi-annual man-douche.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-20 05:31:12 EDT (#)
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Kinky!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 05:21:20 EDT (#)
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ok vinegar then, im going to smother you with vinegar.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-20 05:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The government wants us all to live forever and vote. I just want to eat salty food and die of a brain haemorrage.
There's a song in that somewhere.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-20 05:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love salt. I eat too much of it and worry, constantly, about dying.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 04:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if i was a superhero with the powers of firing salt from the palm of my hand, i would seek out Berty, wait till he bought some chips and then FIRE all my salty goodness over his chips.
Berty hates salt.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-10-20 04:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2009-10-20 00:07:53 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
In my dreams I always have two legs.
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Me too
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 00:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you save people from being annoyed? Because I need you now Merlina!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2009-10-19 19:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In my dreams I always have two legs.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-19 18:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet. I'm sure all of uber will be sleeping better at night :)
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-10-19 16:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
um I think this means its not a secret any longer
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-19 15:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY SKIMPY KIMONO GIRL!!!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-19 15:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're everyone's favorite Powerpuff Girl.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-19 15:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All I can say is..
i would.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-19 15:00:01 EDT (#)
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of COURSE its Kite - looking her best..
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-19 14:57:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-19 14:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Nope, just as stupid I assure you. I can assure you because I'm the sheriff of stupid.
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HAHA
Love you
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-19 14:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that KITE?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-19 14:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Nope, just as stupid I assure you. I can assure you because I'm the sheriff of stupid.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-19 14:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RLY
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-19 14:54:53 EDT (#)
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O RLY?