Sandwiches Hall of Fame (1585 hits)
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Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2009-10-21 05:19:04 EDT
Sandwiches make the unlikely sexy.
When you dress like that, when you spread, I find this very
Sexy.
I find buttering sexy.
Smearing it.
I find myself often leering in the deli, ogling those pink-
fingers that sculpt bread like Rodin.
Don't let them tell you Van Gogh's death was suicide.
Bakers and cheesemongers on every canalboat knew him.
Even Hamlet --- that young bib --- crumbed his way from
the grave to seduce Shakespeare.
"My sandwich and I, in peace," he asks, in Act 2.
Yet he always winds up dead.
What I want is the two of us tucked between the loaf ---
secretive, seasoned, stuffed behind tombstones.
I know basketfuls of seeded moons.
So open up tonight. Wet me.
Do not scrimp.
And use both hands.
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Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-10-29 13:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm soft breadness
mmmm slick mayo
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-10-26 20:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GAY
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-23 14:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 for a Cyst Master sighting.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-22 19:24:17 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 Sandwiches
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-10-22 09:11:54 EDT (#)
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MAHLZEIT!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-22 06:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
spacial awareness in bed is very important
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-22 06:34:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-21 16:33:54 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
big breasts are a no no , usually just a fat womens excuse why she's a fatty
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Have you ever had a skinny with hefties? I assure you they are a yes yes and fun.
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ok but hear me now, skinny women with hefties eventually become hefty women with hefties
now, for a one off, sure, but you dont wanna grow old with her, you will never get any space in bed
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EI is wise.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2009-10-22 04:03:23 EDT (#)
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I didn't read this. I'm being honest. It's my new thing. Just curious though...did you mention anything about ham or bestiality?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-10-21 19:08:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-10-21 18:59:40 EDT (#)
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well, i liked this
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-10-21 15:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU BELL.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-10-21 15:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*shakes head in dismay*
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2009-10-21 12:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Delicious.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-21 12:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to have a Rueben tonight but this post was so bad I think I am off sandwiches.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:55:44 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I wouldn't actually do anything FG, I'm going to get old and rot in the ground anyway. I'm happy with me, J is happy with me. If I could just clap my hands though and bam! it's done, for sure.
and EI please don't tell us she raped you. :(
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:51:47 EDT (#)
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you could have them lifted, TuTus, instead of getting new ones.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:48:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 16:45:41 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 23:41:18 WST (#)
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I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN A BATHROOM
and of course i have bitter sweet tales of the larger lady, i found they came in my younger years when one concentrates more on breasts size.
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Did she try to eat you?
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no, she was very enthusiastic, but i was ill and i didnt want to go back to hers, she said she would take me back to my room and look after me, instead she helped me out of my pants and locked me in her room.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:46:18 EDT (#)
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Labia. Yum.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:45:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 23:41:18 WST (#)
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I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN A BATHROOM
and of course i have bitter sweet tales of the larger lady, i found they came in my younger years when one concentrates more on breasts size.
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Did she try to eat you?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
woooah wooah i would never buy FHM or any lad's mags as they are derogatory and have too many adverts in them. I have nothing against fat women at all, I was talking about big boobs, I liked them when I was younger but as I have gotten older I have realised that personality, nature and temperament are far more important and since I have swum for the last 8 years or so, I find ladies who enjoy the same things as me to be more attractive. Swimming ladies can be lovely.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:44:17 EDT (#)
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For the record I am not getting in the middle of this EI/FJ feud.
EI, not all skinnies with hefties turn into hefties. I could show you countless pictures but that wouldn't really prove a point. Basically by the time a girl hits 25 you can tell what kind of figure she's going to have in old age. That may just be my experience but I do agree that the majority of skinnies with hefties will become larger. The trick is to find the girls who will retain their shapely figure without hogging your bed.
I only had sex in a public loo once and that was with my ex when we were both drunk and horny...at the bar she worked at, in a closed off section so I don't think that really counts.
Anyhow, I'm back off to work now and I hope you two can become friends again.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN A BATHROOM
and of course i have bitter sweet tales of the larger lady, i found they came in my younger years when one concentrates more on breasts size.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:40:59 EDT (#)
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I find EI's campaign against 'hefties' to be completely obtuse and encouraging of a negative body image. You have spent too many hours drooling over FHM, my friend.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:38:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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ok but hear me now, skinny women with hefties eventually become hefty women with hefties
now, for a one off, sure, but you dont wanna grow old with her, you will never get any space in bed
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yeah sico, you ever try to cram a "hefty" into the stall in a public loo?
I assure you E.I. has tried to tetris some woman into a bathroom stall, and upon failing, swore off large women forever.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:37:25 EDT (#)
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thanks fraser james, you continue to come across as a desperate virgin
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:37:20 EDT (#)
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I like the bits bald, cleaner.
I don't know about other women, but while I was breastfeeding they were full and large and lovely. Then when I stopped they sagged. The pill makes them bigger, not as much though.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:37:00 EDT (#)
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Big booberies make your back hurt.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:36:39 EDT (#)
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Sico goes up in my estimation with each passing utterance.
EI continues to come across as a complete asschop.
Tuts...that sounds yum.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-21 16:33:54 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:32:08 EDT (#)
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big breasts are a no no , usually just a fat womens excuse why she's a fatty
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Have you ever had a skinny with hefties? I assure you they are a yes yes and fun.
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ok but hear me now, skinny women with hefties eventually become hefty women with hefties
now, for a one off, sure, but you dont wanna grow old with her, you will never get any space in bed
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:33:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:29:22 EDT (#)
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They have breastfed and not in a kinky way and bigger is always good. There isn't much else I would want for my body. Ohh except, never needing to shave, wax or pluck again. Can I have that to? K thnx.
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hahaha so wait, breastfeeding doesnt do good things to them?
so you prefer the hirsute men, but hair on you is a bad thing eh?
oh and sico is.......well a sicko.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:33:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:32:08 EDT (#)
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big breasts are a no no , usually just a fat womens excuse why she's a fatty
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Have you ever had a skinny with hefties? I assure you they are a yes yes and fun.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:32:42 EDT (#)
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Breast milk is really sweet and thin. It would be like a cup of tea with skim milk and a lot of sugar.
Fuck FJ every time your on here it degenerates into this.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:32:08 EDT (#)
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big breasts are a no no , usually just a fat womens excuse why she's a fatty
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:31:39 EDT (#)
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Oh, of course.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:31:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:29:40 EDT (#)
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It remains my lifelong ambition to drink a cup of tea with a squirt of breastmilk.
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Been there done that. Had some straight from the tap too. WOOOT!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:29:40 EDT (#)
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It remains my lifelong ambition to drink a cup of tea with a squirt of breastmilk.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:29:22 EDT (#)
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They have breastfed and not in a kinky way and bigger is always good. There isn't much else I would want for my body. Ohh except, never needing to shave, wax or pluck again. Can I have that to? K thnx.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:27:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:26:19 EDT (#)
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What's wrong with your boobs?
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besides there being a child attached to them
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:26:19 EDT (#)
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What's wrong with your boobs?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:25:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:23:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 23:19:11 WST (#)
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It's funny how you all think scourge is real. He is, of course, just a character that my computer made up. Just like the rest of you.
And me.
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Dear computer,
Can I have a million dollars and a porsche and a mansion and new boobs?
Love Rachel.
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new boobs?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:23:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 23:19:11 WST (#)
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It's funny how you all think scourge is real. He is, of course, just a character that my computer made up. Just like the rest of you.
And me.
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Dear computer,
Can I have a million dollars and a porsche and a mansion and new boobs?
Love Rachel.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:21:32 EDT (#)
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scourge is dead now, i just picked his eyes out with a fork.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:20:00 EDT (#)
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Only one way to tell. Quick, somebody show emotion in front of him and we'll see if he points and screams.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:19:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:16:27 EDT (#)
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Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Have you seen the new one, with Nicole Kidman? what a crap film that was.
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:15:21 EDT (#)
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He could be a pod person. I'm thinking Stepford Scourge though.
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maybe he has turned a new leaf FG, they are doing wonderful things with MAOI's these days...
and TuTs that movie was absolutely terrible. The new Day the Earth Stood Still wasnt so hot either.
They should do a new FORBIDDEN PLANET...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:19:11 EDT (#)
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It's funny how you all think scourge is real. He is, of course, just a character that my computer made up. Just like the rest of you.
And me.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:16:27 EDT (#)
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Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Have you seen the new one, with Nicole Kidman? what a crap film that was.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:15:21 EDT (#)
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He could be a pod person. I'm thinking Stepford Scourge though.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:12:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:01:02 EDT (#)
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sgt, fg... your lack of faith in my good and honourable intentions, your doubting of my words, it just cuts me to the quick.
i am as pure as the driven snow.
a veritable angel.
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you ever see that movie where people go to sleep and then they are replaced by aliens born from pods....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:06:55 EDT (#)
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i gave this post a -2 because its shit poetry, that's all
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:06:20 EDT (#)
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im not ducky, im just messing with Scourge, he is being rather gay for some reason! what make syou think im being cranky?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:05:48 EDT (#)
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EI hates me :o(
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:05:25 EDT (#)
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A fairy? surely not?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:05:04 EDT (#)
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EI why are you being cranky?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:02:44 EDT (#)
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a homosexual
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:01:02 EDT (#)
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sgt, fg... your lack of faith in my good and honourable intentions, your doubting of my words, it just cuts me to the quick.
i am as pure as the driven snow.
a veritable angel.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-21 07:58:20 PDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-21 09:35:09 CDT (#)
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-2's hurt peoples feelings.
i love my fellow men too much to wound them so.
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coughBULLSHITcough!
'Scuse me.
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LOL
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:58:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-21 09:35:09 CDT (#)
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-2's hurt peoples feelings.
i love my fellow men too much to wound them so.
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coughBULLSHITcough!
'Scuse me.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:54:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:35:09 EDT (#)
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-2's hurt peoples feelings.
i love my fellow men too much to wound them so.
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who killed scourge and is controlling his account?!?!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:48:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 15:36:55 BST (#)
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Scourge is a monger.
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i agree
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:47:22 EDT (#)
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wow, scourge really is gay, who wulda thunk it
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:41:01 EDT (#)
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If the colour is purple Ducky I will join.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:40:51 EDT (#)
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Choose a colour? I didn't realise this was going to be a bigoted gang...
I'm down with that.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:38:02 EDT (#)
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OML I need to choose a colour and a secret handshake!!!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:36:55 EDT (#)
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Scourge is a peacemonger. These are all too rare.
Start a gang, Ducky. If you do, they will come.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:35:27 EDT (#)
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I don't have a gang :(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:35:09 EDT (#)
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-2's hurt peoples feelings.
i love my fellow men too much to wound them so.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:34:21 EDT (#)
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YEAH SCURGE YOU HAV TO GIVE IT MINUS TWO OTHERWIZE YOOR NOT ALLOWED IN THE GANG!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:32:17 EDT (#)
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scourge you pussy
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:25:50 EDT (#)
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this was pretty funny: http://www.ubersite.com/m/123514#2938752
i think a nice peanut butter and strawberry jam on whole grain bread deserves a special place in this sandwich hall of fame you wrote of.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:21:31 EDT (#)
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*round of applause*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:19:19 EDT (#)
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Sometimes when I know I won't have company for at least an hour I put in a nice tape of Barry Manilow and let the music turn me on. Then I make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, put it in a baggie, then in the microwave for about 15 seconds. Once it has a nice "warm" feeling to it I stick the baggie in betwixt the couch and couch cushion, gently placing my penis in the open end. I then slide my penis back and forth until I ejaculate in my sandwich. No eating it though.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:13:53 EDT (#)
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Poetry is pretty subjective. HBTS doesn't have to like it. I enjoyed it personally.
It reminded me of when I was in a poetry group and spent an entire reading in a posh-ish coffee shop spouting off poems about cattle.
It sounds like TuTs and Sgt. know good food. I'm a mediocre cook, but when it comes to opening up a can of something and heating it up, I am a fucking rockstar.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 09:37:14 EDT (#)
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A shit conversation about a shit poem?
Oh noes.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-21 09:37:03 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/123279
Last time I made an effort on here. Awesome.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 09:32:59 EDT (#)
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Watch out FJ that could become a conversation....
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 09:12:17 EDT (#)
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Thanks forensic. This was inspired by a poem I read about pool-players being sexy. I think you could probably change the subject to be almost anything...
Indian food is dericious.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-21 09:08:49 EDT (#)
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Well, I gotta give props for writing something creative about sandwiches. Sandwiches, ffs! Not usually something to wax poetic over.
And this was clever "Don't let them tell you Van Gogh's death was suicide. Bakers and cheesemongers on every canalboat knew him."
Anyway, a decent Indian restaurant finally opened closer to home. I usually get some takeout about twice a month from there. God, that stuff is addicting.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:59:57 EDT (#)
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Damn. I was going to post an ancient gif with absolutely no text, but then I thought that would be far too intellectually challenging and a blatant showboating of my immense and undeniable talent.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:58:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:52:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 13:38:58 BST (#)
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Sgt. Tuts. How DARE you have a conversation. Don't you know this website is exclusively for moaning about each other and describing everything as "utter shite"?
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I don't have a problem with them having a conversation, and there's a lot of good posts on here.
What's shit though, is talking shit about food underneath one of the shittiest poems ever written.
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god what a lame reason to be bothered...
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:56:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 20:42:29 WST (#)
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KK? are you calling me Kaos King? YOU TRAITOROUS HARPIE!!!!!!!! :)
I dunno if they call everything gravy, but for me, its only a few things.
nah my wife LOVES when I cook, I make things that she doesnt know how to make (except italian, her is WAY better than mine) so it works out pretty well.
Does he cook gator?
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kk= tuts for ok. :)
I really am a harpie you know...... and as far as gator goes, we only have crocodiles in Aus and we are way too far down south for them. You need to go to up north of West Aus, into Darwin and the Northern Territory or across to Queensland, you can buy the meat though from some specialty shops. I haven't eated it though. I have eaten kangaroo (freshly shot on the farm), rabbit (again shot on the farm, I do a good rabbit stew) and emu egg omelette at a wildlife park.
We like to eat our wildlife here.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:52:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 13:38:58 BST (#)
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Sgt. Tuts. How DARE you have a conversation. Don't you know this website is exclusively for moaning about each other and describing everything as "utter shite"?
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I don't have a problem with them having a conversation, and there's a lot of good posts on here.
What's shit though, is talking shit about food underneath one of the shittiest poems ever written.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:46:07 EDT (#)
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Just when you think Uber couldn't get any worse...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:42:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:31:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 20:24:35 WST (#)
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mmmm tumeric, chilli....good combo! Red gravy is what what most people would call "tomato sauce" for italian food. My family has always called it "gravy" though. Basically its a hearty tomato sauce with meat and peppers and onions and chopped garlic and a spot of sugar and some basil (plus a few other things)
My wife doesnt really cook too often. She works later than I do and im usually home first, so the cooking duties fall into my court. Its ok though, I like it. OBVIOUSLY *taps stomach*
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Ahh kk, isn't that a southern thing calling everything gravy? Yeah my mum taught me the sugar in the tomato sauce trick.....
I don't really like J cooking too much because it is always really fatty foods, or too much meat, but its the same thing- if I am getting home late, he kind of has to.
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KK? are you calling me Kaos King? YOU TRAITOROUS HARPIE!!!!!!!! :)
I dunno if they call everything gravy, but for me, its only a few things.
nah my wife LOVES when I cook, I make things that she doesnt know how to make (except italian, her is WAY better than mine) so it works out pretty well.
Does he cook gator?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:38:58 EDT (#)
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Sgt. Tuts. How DARE you have a conversation. Don't you know this website is exclusively for moaning about each other and describing everything as "utter shite"?
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:33:05 EDT (#)
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I just had a bagel..it was nice.. it had bacon and lettuce and even mayo on it.. I'm listening to Biffy Clyro and screaming in pain, as my pubes are jammed in the drawer again. I am 31 and 3/4 and like playing with lego
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:31:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 20:24:35 WST (#)
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mmmm tumeric, chilli....good combo! Red gravy is what what most people would call "tomato sauce" for italian food. My family has always called it "gravy" though. Basically its a hearty tomato sauce with meat and peppers and onions and chopped garlic and a spot of sugar and some basil (plus a few other things)
My wife doesnt really cook too often. She works later than I do and im usually home first, so the cooking duties fall into my court. Its ok though, I like it. OBVIOUSLY *taps stomach*
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Ahh kk, isn't that a southern thing calling everything gravy? Yeah my mum taught me the sugar in the tomato sauce trick.....
I don't really like J cooking too much because it is always really fatty foods, or too much meat, but its the same thing- if I am getting home late, he kind of has to.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:27:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:24:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-21 20:21:16 WST (#)
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Tuts? Sgt? Get a fucking room, eh?
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So we can slather each other in garlic butter and rib sauce?
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you mean you average friday night?...
Hurty, should you be off committing suicide somewhere?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:24:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:18:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 20:06:08 WST (#)
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Ahhhhh that sounds pretty good. Dont really eat too much curry though, it makes my tum tum do funny things.
Tonight I am making stuffed green bell peppers (stuffed with sausage of course), meatballs and Ziti all with red gravy....
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This curry was pretty mild, little bit of tumeric, little bit of chilli. Tumeric is a bitch to wash off the bench though. What is red gravy? And I don't mean to be rude, but does your wife cook too? or are you better at it?
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mmmm tumeric, chilli....good combo! Red gravy is what what most people would call "tomato sauce" for italian food. My family has always called it "gravy" though. Basically its a hearty tomato sauce with meat and peppers and onions and chopped garlic and a spot of sugar and some basil (plus a few other things)
My wife doesnt really cook too often. She works later than I do and im usually home first, so the cooking duties fall into my court. Its ok though, I like it. OBVIOUSLY *taps stomach*
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:24:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-21 20:21:16 WST (#)
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Tuts? Sgt? Get a fucking room, eh?
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So we can slather each other in garlic butter and rib sauce?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:21:16 EDT (#)
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Tuts? Sgt? Get a fucking room, eh?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:18:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 20:06:08 WST (#)
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Ahhhhh that sounds pretty good. Dont really eat too much curry though, it makes my tum tum do funny things.
Tonight I am making stuffed green bell peppers (stuffed with sausage of course), meatballs and Ziti all with red gravy....
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This curry was pretty mild, little bit of tumeric, little bit of chilli. Tumeric is a bitch to wash off the bench though. What is red gravy? And I don't mean to be rude, but does your wife cook too? or are you better at it?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:13:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:09:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 20:06:08 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 07:58:52 EDT (#)
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Long time no post.
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Tuts, the ribs were incredible last night, you missed quite a meal.
mmmmmm Ribs and Macaroni and Cheese
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Whats on for tonight? J made an apricot chicken curry and rice for us, it was ok. The ribs sound better.
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Ahhhhh that sounds pretty good. Dont really eat too much curry though, it makes my tum tum do funny things.
Tonight I am making stuffed green bell peppers (stuffed with sausage of course), meatballs and Ziti all with red gravy....
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:09:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 20:06:08 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 07:58:52 EDT (#)
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Long time no post.
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Tuts, the ribs were incredible last night, you missed quite a meal.
mmmmmm Ribs and Macaroni and Cheese
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Whats on for tonight? J made an apricot chicken curry and rice for us, it was ok. The ribs sound better.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 08:06:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 07:58:52 EDT (#)
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Long time no post.
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Tuts, the ribs were incredible last night, you missed quite a meal.
mmmmmm Ribs and Macaroni and Cheese
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-21 07:58:52 EDT (#)
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Long time no post.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-21 07:54:25 EDT (#)
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I cannot -2 something about my favorite meal. The Sandwich.
<|:^)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:57:15 EDT (#)
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Because you gave them all sexual favours :)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:55:18 EDT (#)
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WELL THEN HOW COME IT WON A PRIZE AS VOTED FOR BY MY CLASSMATES DOING A MASTERS IN CREATIVE WRITING
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:48:22 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/123513#2938776
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Cheer up emo kid, this is utter wank.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:39:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:36:04 BST (#)
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history being made here..
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wut?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:36:59 EDT (#)
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Get someone else to write it for you.
Ah that reminds me...
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:36:04 EDT (#)
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history being made here..
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:31:36 EDT (#)
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Hmmm. I just dribbled a little bit.
I need to write something for a workshop in a couple of weeks and I'm seriously struggling to even get a coherent idea together.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:28:15 EDT (#)
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Than you might not want to know I just ate crepes with fresh cream, nutella, banana and walnuts.
Not really, I had ready brek.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:24:02 EDT (#)
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Haha. I hope that is a real person. I'm gonna find him on bebo or something.
I had half a doobie before work this morning. I'm starving.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:19:38 EDT (#)
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I dunno.
I skipped pyschology to get stoned and felt up by Will Sheldon.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:15:27 EDT (#)
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Haha, yeah. So what does your reading of the advert say about you then?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:12:52 EDT (#)
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It's not meant to be funny and it's not, it's just how I see it.
The advert would be a great rorschach test alternative.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:11:07 EDT (#)
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That's some top observational comedy, girl.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:08:39 EDT (#)
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You know the clover advert, the one where it's all different kinds of people eating Clover in different ways? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVIZBu3ItHw
I think it's so sad. Clearly, the first lad, with the baked potato, has recently revealed to his middle class parents he is gay. It's tore his parents apart, his mother, she can accept it, but the father, he's gone, probably to the pub to engage in chat of page three models and football.
The second Clover eater, well, she has cancer and has just had news it's terminal. That is the only time her husband of thirty years has ever made her a meal.
Thirdly, the guy CRYING at the dinner table with his kids has clearly just lost his wife to a terrible pile up on the M1 and her sister is there to play the mummy and wife role and yeah, she may be a bit fatter than his missus, but she'll do, everything will be ok.
I've studied and discussed this advert a lot. There is no need for more proof I am addicted to a class A drug, surely?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:06:20 EDT (#)
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I buy Norpak; Aldi's cut-price Lurpak alternative :o(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:02:06 EDT (#)
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Ah. Coming from such a thoughtful and reasonable poetry critic as yourself, that hurts.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:02:02 EDT (#)
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I meant Lurpak
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-21 06:01:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-21 10:59:57 BST (#)
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It reads like the Clover advert for posh people.
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It really doesn't.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-21 05:59:57 EDT (#)
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It reads like the Clover advert for posh people.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-21 05:58:47 EDT (#)
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Even for a poem, it's especially awful. I almost hate sandwiches because of it.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 05:57:57 EDT (#)
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It's a po-hum, innit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-21 05:55:28 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is this shit?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 05:54:01 EDT (#)
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Email, email!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 05:52:52 EDT (#)
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uh oh
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-21 05:43:30 EDT (#)
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Nice of you to take the time to post this yet not bother to explain the favour I did.
See you around.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 05:31:46 EDT (#)
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:o(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-21 05:29:07 EDT (#)
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