Shit women can get away with (2227 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2009-10-27 16:16:39 EDT
On my last week in Spain, we stayed in a hotel for six days near the beach.
After we checked in, I noticed three fat german speaking chicks, around 16-18 year old, staring at me.
I didn't bother. Although after two days, I noticed that anywhere I went these chicks were still really staring. One might have been flattered but they kept following me around, pointing at me and making comments.
I thought "wtf is this? is there something funny in my face?" I have to admit it kinda felt like getting laughed at in high school.
The next day my gf and I went to the bar. She was dressed nicely and wore high heels. One of the three german teens strutted behind her to mock her.
My gf didn't see it but I did. I didn't mention it to her. I'm 28, I'm supposed to be above that kind of shit, right?
Fuck it, who wants to be harassed on vacations? I went to the reception and complained about my stalkers. I was literally laughed at.
Wow.
The next day we hit the hotel's gym. The three little pigs were in the pool next to it. A window separated us. They leaned on it and stared at us nonestop.
There was a ping pong table. Some 10 year old from Switzerland asked me to play against him. I did, I thought it would help me ignore them. But after a while even he noticed the piglets behavior and told me in his bizarre germanic french "I think these girl are laughing at your gf"
I turned around and indeed they were. My gf overheard him and turned around too only to notice three fat chicks imitating her doing aerobic step.
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.
She rushed on the other side of the window and screamed "HABLAS INGLES? HABLAS FRANCES? YOU FUCKING COWS?" They laughed and said no. Five minutes later she got them kicked out by security with lots of screaming at the same people who laughed at my complaints.
Then it occured to me that had it been men who would've acted this way with a woman they would've been fucking jailed.
Men may have the advantage in certain areas, but it's amazing the stuff women can pull in complete impunity.
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Submitted by Sincere (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:19:24 EST (#)
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Leben wie Gott in Frankreich
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-11-02 17:23:15 EST (#)
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the reviews on this post are a handy reference guide.
its like the 'who's who' of 'tards on uber.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-11-01 15:47:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-11-01 04:00:54 EST (#)
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"Then it occured to me that had it been men who would've acted this way with a woman they would've been fucking jailed"
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That is the biggest generalisation I've ever read. It's one of those statements that only a guy could ever make. Women that walk into police stations (considering that majority of a police force anywhere consists mainly of men) with complaints can also be met with derision and scepticism.
Plus, didn't you know? All men are perverts.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-10-31 08:31:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-29 18:26:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-29 17:35:33 EDT (#)
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Seriously though, I'm surprised you and your girlfriend didn't fuck those girls up. Your girlfriend sounds fairly tough from your descriptions. How big were these fat German girls??
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only niggers assault each others
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We have a black president! I'm pretty sure he could keep his nouns and verbs in the same tense! Nigger is not a nice word!
Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-10-30 21:18:58 EDT (#)
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What did you do to piss off those girls?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-29 18:26:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-29 17:35:33 EDT (#)
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Seriously though, I'm surprised you and your girlfriend didn't fuck those girls up. Your girlfriend sounds fairly tough from your descriptions. How big were these fat German girls??
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only niggers assault each others
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2009-10-29 17:37:20 EDT (#)
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The french were distended from the worst of the Jews that even the Jews did not want hanging around oldschool Isreal so they sent them forth with a "Fucketh off now' and they became the french. I read it in a book.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-29 17:35:33 EDT (#)
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Seriously though, I'm surprised you and your girlfriend didn't fuck those girls up. Your girlfriend sounds fairly tough from your descriptions. How big were these fat German girls??
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-29 17:16:20 EDT (#)
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Maybe they don't take it as seriously when girls do it because girls can't get you alone, pin you down by force, and ram their vaginas repeatedly into your penis while they beat your face in. Just a guess.
Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-10-29 13:36:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-10-29 00:12:56 EDT (#)
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You should've just become 200% nigger and raped them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLDYZLVmk5k&feature=channel_page
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-10-28 23:29:15 EDT (#)
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This weekend I got a free shirt because I asked the hot sales associate to help me lace up the booby part. Vaginas win!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2009-10-28 19:50:38 EDT (#)
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maybe it was YOU that was staring at THEM! Did you ever think of that?!? that's fucking twilight zone shit right there.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-28 17:51:35 EDT (#)
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The facts:
The harassers were German. They were annoying and invaded the space of others.
Caul is French. He got very upset, tried the diplomatic approach, and failed miserably.
His gf reached her bullshit threshold and gave it to the Germans.
Conclusion:
Caul's girlfriend in an Anglo-Canadian.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-28 17:42:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:19:20 EDT (#)
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The three german chicks were laughing at your "girlfriend" because they had never seen pre-op tranny and french faggot with a strap on in his mouth.
Just because it's normal for you, dosen't mean it's normal for everybody.
Fuck off frenchy.
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This is one of those rare times when forces in the universe come together in such a way that the right man is given the right words at the right time.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-28 16:20:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:55:39 EDT (#)
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this thread is officially closed.
subject must be boring since it's not discussed.
comments are fucking lame.
and the post sucks apparently.
PLEASE EVERYONE FOLLOW THE GTFO SIGNS, THANK YOU
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When Caul starts losing the argument, he tells everyone it's over. Typical pretty-boy dick sucker Canadian.
But we still loves ya, Alain.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 16:14:30 EDT (#)
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wow, what a boring post it is now!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 16:02:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:52:49 EDT (#)
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only a hero like you would fight underage women. what can i do.
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I love Caul think.
If little girls mock me I have to fight them or call security.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:55:39 EDT (#)
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this thread is officially closed.
subject must be boring since it's not discussed.
comments are fucking lame.
and the post sucks apparently.
PLEASE EVERYONE FOLLOW THE GTFO SIGNS, THANK YOU
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:52:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:47:11 EDT (#)
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And Caul thinks like a typical surrender monkey. run away and go for backup. """
only a hero like you would fight underage women. what can i do.
why did they just laugh at you? """
the answer is in the topic of the post.
you'll get there, don't worry.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:49:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:44:00 EDT (#)
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First (in the post) you ignored them and then went to hotel security.
Then you said you couldn't confront them because of a language barrier (how did you know that unless you actually confronted them).
Now you are saying you confronted them by mocking them back, but they didn't get it.
Your story telling in this case is horribly fucked up or you are just making shit up.
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holy SHIT...do you plan to run your mouth about this forever, woman?
i had these people in my face like 50 times. i'm not gonna describe every little thing.
i knew they were germans because i heard them and i knew they didn't speak english very much because i overheard them talk with staff when they got warned to stop fucking around for the nth time.
and i mocked them back between the moment i went to reception and my gf reaction.
BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT? THIS ANECDOTE WHICH I USE AS AN EXAMPLE FOR MY POST WAS DEEMED BLOGGISH EVEN IF I SHORTENED IT TO A DOZEN SENTENCES AND YOU ARE STILL BITCHING! THE TOPIC OF THE POST IS IN THE TITLE. DISCUSS OR GTFO!
KTHX
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:47:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:43:13 EDT (#)
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you don't get it. indo thinks like a typical yank. in his mind, security necessarily involves tazers and repression and calling upon them automatically makes you a coward.
when in fact, rent-a-cops in hotels have fuck all to do except answer complains about noise and disturbing clients.
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And Caul thinks like a typical surrender monkey. run away and go for backup.
Unless it is a casino or in the middle of baltimore security just asks people to keep the noise down. Unless they were loud or in your face of course security is going to laugh at you. If my impression of security is so off base, as you are implying, why did they just laugh at you?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:44:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:35:39 EDT (#)
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i tried that actually. apparently being fat in europe is not as much of a social stigma as it is here. they simply stared at me with no reaction. i swear, these kids were the children of the corn.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:32:04 EDT (#)
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picture that, a 28 year old male confronts three teenager girls. add to that language barrier.
there's no way i could have won that argument. what planet do you live on? this is precisely the subject of this post. in these situations, males can't do shit.
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First (in the post) you ignored them and then went to hotel security.
Then you said you couldn't confront them because of a language barrier (how did you know that unless you actually confronted them).
Now you are saying you confronted them by mocking them back, but they didn't get it.
Your story telling in this case is horribly fucked up or you are just making shit up.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:43:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-28 14:33:56 EDT (#)
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The security is there to prevent harrassment of the guests. The girls were harassing a guest. This is what security is for.
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you don't get it. indo thinks like a typical yank. in his mind, security necessarily involves tazers and repression and calling upon them automatically makes you a coward.
when in fact, rent-a-cops in hotels have fuck all to do except answer complains about noise and disturbing clients.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:39:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:38:05 EDT (#)
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you assume i only did that based on joedaddy's comment. which is retarded.
and even if i did, it didn't cost me anything. i drive 8+ hours to see my parents and there's a lot less to do.
you fail today, my friend, admit it
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Joedaddy said you did nothing.
Apollo said doing nothing is a good vacation for some people.
I simply said flying 8+ hours and doing nothing is a big fucking waste. Good on you for doing something and not paying for it.
I never said other wise.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:38:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 14:36:17 EDT (#)
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I never said you did fuck all, I said going on a plane for 8+ hours just to do that is worthless.
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you assume i only did that based on joedaddy's comment. which is retarded.
and even if i did, it didn't cost me anything. i drive 8+ hours to see my parents and there's a lot less to do.
you fail today, my friend, admit it
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:36:53 EDT (#)
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"decorticate"
I love these crazy-ass words that Caul comes up with.
almost as good as 'dèbonked'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:35:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 14:42:27 EDT (#)
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mocked them back with pig faces, sticking out my stomach, and stuffing my face when they were around. """
i tried that actually. apparently being fat in europe is not as much of a social stigma as it is here. they simply stared at me with no reaction. i swear, these kids were the children of the corn.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:32:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 14:33:49 EDT (#)
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Even if I am to "take your word" now and ignore what you wrote you were still acting like a little bitch by going to security instead fo confronting them. Security should have laughed at you. At least your girlfriend had the balls to confront them directly before crying to security. I am guessing she hits you instead of vice versa is because you are afraid of her, given your actions on vacation.
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picture that, a 28 year old male confronts three teenager girls. add to that language barrier.
there's no way i could have won that argument. what planet do you live on? this is precisely the subject of this post. in these situations, males can't do shit.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:00:59 EDT (#)
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And you rank on me for my lame, boring-ass stories?
This sucked more cock than Jenna Jameson.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 14:42:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-28 14:33:56 EDT (#)
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Some people are fucking idiots. What would you have done, Indo? Go punch out the girls? Have a rational conversation with immaature 17 year olds who don't even speak the same language as you?
For that matter, what the fuck do you think hotels have security for, recycling coffee into piss?
The security is there to prevent harrassment of the guests. The girls were harassing a guest. This is what security is for.
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I would have tried to talk to them before going to security. Even if they don't speak english it is easy to let them know they are being obnoxious. If they were indeed fat as Caul claimed I probably would have mocked them back with pig faces, sticking out my stomach, and stuffing my face when they were around. Not too mature, but not as pathetic as going to security.
From Caul's story the only one to yell and scream at another guest was his girlfriend.
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2009-10-28 14:37:31 EDT (#)
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You people argue about the weirdest shit.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 14:36:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 13:37:50 EDT (#)
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hey indo,
first you tell me i did fuck all on my holidays. next you tell me how these things occured.
why don't you tell me what i just had for lunch or what i'm wearing today?
you seem to be good a guessing based on nothing.
man, if i knew this 10 sentences post would shock so many faggots, i would've passed.
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No.
First thing I said was it is pretty pathetic to go crying to security instead of talking to people who hurt your feelings for mocking you and the old lady.
I never said you did fuck all, I said going on a plane for 8+ hours just to do that is worthless.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-28 14:33:56 EDT (#)
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Some people are fucking idiots. What would you have done, Indo? Go punch out the girls? Have a rational conversation with immaature 17 year olds who don't even speak the same language as you?
For that matter, what the fuck do you think hotels have security for, recycling coffee into piss?
The security is there to prevent harrassment of the guests. The girls were harassing a guest. This is what security is for.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 14:33:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 13:33:08 EDT (#)
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"language barrier?"
Instead of talking directly tot he people you had a problem with you went right to security to try and have them tossed out. That is pretty irrational and immature.
"when you bring $$$ to a private establishment, you are in the right no matter what YOU think is right. and you don't seem to get it. being mocked was only the cherry on the sundae. being stalked for days is what pushed us. you go to the bar, they get up from where they are and sit right next to you and stare. you go to the buffet, same thing. you go outside, they follow you for like 5 minutes then going back into the hotel, almost walking on your heels. you look at them with a face that says "is there a problem?", they keep doing it. what do you do? hit them?
that might be normal behavior in the US but it's not in most places. i'm a very patient person but there are limits.
now you can either take my word for it or keep acting like a nitpicking bitch, and decorticate every details of events that took place on a one week span, that you didn't witness and that i summed up in a few sentences.
STFU"
Your vajayjay is even more sandy than normal.
I am taking yoru word for it. I am going by what you posted. If you did a crappy job of it don't get butt-hurt at me.
If spending money makes whatever you do right, then the german chicks were in the right for what they did.
Even if I am to "take your word" now and ignore what you wrote you were still acting like a little bitch by going to security instead fo confronting them. Security should have laughed at you. At least your girlfriend had the balls to confront them directly before crying to security. I am guessing she hits you instead of vice versa is because you are afraid of her, given your actions on vacation.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-28 13:57:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 13:37:50 EDT (#)
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hey indo,
first you tell me i did fuck all on my holidays. next you tell me how these things occured.
why don't you tell me what i just had for lunch or what i'm wearing today?
you seem to be good a guessing based on nothing.
man, if i knew this 10 sentences post would shock so many faggots, i would've passed.
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Bull. You love the heat and the arguing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 13:37:50 EDT (#)
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hey indo,
first you tell me i did fuck all on my holidays. next you tell me how these things occured.
why don't you tell me what i just had for lunch or what i'm wearing today?
you seem to be good a guessing based on nothing.
man, if i knew this 10 sentences post would shock so many faggots, i would've passed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 13:33:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 13:16:00 EDT (#)
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If something did happen I would have tried to handle it rationally first by adressing the people directly instead of going straight to security. """
language barrier?
Your girlfriend having 40 people there didn't make it right to start screaming at people (no I wasn't there, but your story indicates she was the first one to flip out and disturb everyone around). Mocking someone is childish, but not as bad as throwing a screaming fit."""
when you bring $$$ to a private establishment, you are in the right no matter what YOU think is right. and you don't seem to get it. being mocked was only the cherry on the sundae. being stalked for days is what pushed us. you go to the bar, they get up from where they are and sit right next to you and stare. you go to the buffet, same thing. you go outside, they follow you for like 5 minutes then going back into the hotel, almost walking on your heels. you look at them with a face that says "is there a problem?", they keep doing it. what do you do? hit them?
that might be normal behavior in the US but it's not in most places. i'm a very patient person but there are limits.
now you can either take my word for it or keep acting like a nitpicking bitch, and decorticate every details of events that took place on a one week span, that you didn't witness and that i summed up in a few sentences.
STFU
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 13:16:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 13:01:27 EDT (#)
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being followed, harassed and laughed at for days is not exactly pleasant either. we're not the type of people who bitch at security for nothing, these people had an obvious problem. it was getting creepy.
an hotel is not public space. you can't just do what you want. just like a bar, if you bother other clients, you are out.
you pay to be there. and my gf led a group of about 40 people which also paid to be there. that made her right no matter how irrational you think it was (were you there?).
for someone who thinks of himself as grounded and reasonable, you sure sound like a dickhead here.
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I can't really envision a scenario where 17yr old girls could intimidate or harass me and my signifigant other to the point where I would need to call security. If something did happen I would have tried to handle it rationally first by adressing the people directly instead of going straight to security.
Your girlfriend having 40 people there didn't make it right to start screaming at people (no I wasn't there, but your story indicates she was the first one to flip out and disturb everyone around). Mocking someone is childish, but not as bad as throwing a screaming fit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 13:01:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:38:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:01:27 EDT (#)
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anyway, the topic isn't what i did on holidays...i did plenty so thank you for worrying about me.
the topic is in the title, women who get away with stuff we could never do.
this was just an example. i could provide many. just last night we had an argument. she threw her backpack in my face. if i had done that, she would've collapse in tears, calling me a psychopath.
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The topic is the irrational response you and your girlfriend had towards some fat german cows.
And yes talking to security or freaking out is an irrational response to some none specific mocking.
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being followed, harassed and laughed at for days is not exactly pleasant either. we're not the type of people who bitch at security for nothing, these people had an obvious problem. it was getting creepy.
an hotel is not public space. you can't just do what you want. just like a bar, if you bother other clients, you are out.
you pay to be there. and my gf led a group of about 40 people which also paid to be there. that made her right no matter how irrational you think it was (were you there?).
for someone who thinks of himself as grounded and reasonable, you sure sound like a dickhead here.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:38:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:01:27 EDT (#)
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anyway, the topic isn't what i did on holidays...i did plenty so thank you for worrying about me.
the topic is in the title, women who get away with stuff we could never do.
this was just an example. i could provide many. just last night we had an argument. she threw her backpack in my face. if i had done that, she would've collapse in tears, calling me a psychopath.
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The topic is the irrational response you and your girlfriend had towards some fat german cows.
And yes talking to security or freaking out is an irrational response to some none specific mocking.
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:35:28 EDT (#)
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plus eleventeen for this:
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-10-27 23:06:19 EDT (#)
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Yeh, and women are also allowed to fiddle with their vaginas but when I try to fiddle with their vaginas some fat faggot get's in my face going "YOU'LL NEVER WORK CHILDREN'S PARTIES AGAIN" and i end up wasting my youth in jail.
Double standards everywhere, if you ask me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:20:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:19:45 EDT (#)
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forgot the -2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:19:20 EDT (#)
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The three german chicks were laughing at your "girlfriend" because they had never seen pre-op tranny and french faggot with a strap on in his mouth.
Just because it's normal for you, dosen't mean it's normal for everybody.
Fuck off frenchy
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:08:30 EDT (#)
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also when she's been going down on me she often says, 'ewww you've been drinking coffee today or 'you taste of the swimming pool' but as soon as im going down on her and say ' ewww been working out because you are a bit sweaty or whats that smell?' she gets mad.....*sigh*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:05:38 EDT (#)
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Yes!! my girlfriend once pushed me and i fell over, cracking my head on the floor, oh but thats fine, but as soon as i headbutted her, all hell broke loose
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:01:27 EDT (#)
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anyway, the topic isn't what i did on holidays...i did plenty so thank you for worrying about me.
the topic is in the title, women who get away with stuff we could never do.
this was just an example. i could provide many. just last night we had an argument. she threw her backpack in my face. if i had done that, she would've collapse in tears, calling me a psychopath.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:00:26 EDT (#)
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DO A POST AND ATTACH ALL 800 PICTURES AS EVIDENCE!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 09:55:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:54:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-10-28 00:23:08 EDT (#)
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sometimes people just want a holiday doing fuck all, joe.
travelling abroad is such a big deal for americans, its so normal for the rest of the developed world we occassionally just piss away holidays.
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Why get in a plane for 8+ hours to do "fuck all"?
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who says i did fuck all? joedaddy's assumption?
i visited a dozen cities, from villages to metropolitan areas. drove thousands of kilometers. we took over 800 pictures. met tons of people. the second week was work-related in an all included resort. my gf was paid to be there. so all i did is sit around in the hotel while she worked and eventually on the beach when weather cleared. it didn't cost me one penny except for my drinks...i'd say it was a good deal.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 09:49:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-27 22:44:51 EDT (#)
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so....you traveled to a country with several world-class destinations with your girl-friend (sandwich to a banquet ring a bell?)(if she paid for it: rock-on with your bad-self) but spent your time in a hotel gym playing ping-pong with a 10yr old?, and otherwise pissing off 6 days? """
I spent the first 6 days driving through spain. The rest of the vacations were in a resort near barcelona with a bunch of her clients that she was training on the beach in some kind of organized fitness trip. I didn't pay for anything. I stayed in the hotel for a few days due to shitty weather.
i'd also be interested the flaw, or perceved flaw, of your girl-friend that the "bullies" based their behavior on because it's usually originates from something real that can be exaggerated to create a "funny" """
there was no flaw. they didn't laugh at anything specific. they were simply being a bitch to her and stalking me because i'm so fucking good looking. :) these were simply insecure fat teenagers.
anyway, it's just an example...tell me what you think of women who get away with stuff we'd get jailed for or gtfo.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-28 08:35:19 EDT (#)
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You should have dropped trou, and pressed your ass up against the glass at them.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-28 07:46:38 EDT (#)
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Sounds like Germans alright.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-28 07:07:30 EDT (#)
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I have to travel to Switzerland and Germany with work, they're normally pretty cool.
They have the same fat, annoying teenagers as everywhere else really.
They have some strange food concepts though. I once found an egg yoke floating in the middle of my soup. It looked like some strange fruit.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 07:03:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:58:46 EDT (#)
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I think this says more about America as a whole than the rest of the world.
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How so?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:58:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:54:32 GMT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-10-28 00:23:08 EDT (#)
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sometimes people just want a holiday doing fuck all, joe.
travelling abroad is such a big deal for americans, its so normal for the rest of the developed world we occassionally just piss away holidays.
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Why get in a plane for 8+ hours to do "fuck all"?
Traveling abroad is a bit bigger deal for people who have a country that is larger than the state you currently live in.
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I think this says more about America as a whole than the rest of the world.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:54:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-10-28 00:23:08 EDT (#)
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sometimes people just want a holiday doing fuck all, joe.
travelling abroad is such a big deal for americans, its so normal for the rest of the developed world we occassionally just piss away holidays.
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Why get in a plane for 8+ hours to do "fuck all"?
Traveling abroad is a bit bigger deal for people who have a country that is larger than the state you currently live in.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:33:58 EDT (#)
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I was in Malta on holiday and there was loads of hot german girls, hot apart from the fact they were German and totally uninterested in me.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-28 02:57:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-28 02:38:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-10-28 00:23:08 EDT (#)
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sometimes people just want a holiday doing fuck all, joe.
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if that's the case one should just book a voyage on a top of the food-chain cruise-line like; Crystal and fuck single and rich blue-hairs till his dick falls off and not worry about a destination
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Apollo is too concerned about hanging out in the USA, taking jobs from better-qualified Americans.
That's a Texan. . . .
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-28 02:38:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-10-28 00:23:08 EDT (#)
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sometimes people just want a holiday doing fuck all, joe.
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if that's the case one should just book a voyage on a top of the food-chain cruise-line like; Crystal and fuck single and rich blue-hairs till his dick falls off and not worry about a destination
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-28 01:04:37 EDT (#)
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texan below
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-10-28 00:23:08 EDT (#)
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sometimes people just want a holiday doing fuck all, joe.
travelling abroad is such a big deal for americans, its so normal for the rest of the developed world we occassionally just piss away holidays.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-10-28 00:12:18 EDT (#)
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Here's a +2, not for what you've written here, but for the incredible followup I know you're going to write in the future. Namely, describing whatever weird defect your girlfriend has that made the three little pigs laugh, with a picture.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-10-27 23:06:19 EDT (#)
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Yeh, and women are also allowed to fiddle with their vaginas but when I try to fiddle with their vaginas some fat faggot get's in my face going "YOU'LL NEVER WORK CHILDREN'S PARTIES AGAIN" and i end up wasting my youth in jail.
Double standards everywhere, if you ask me.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-27 22:49:44 EDT (#)
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Jeez, not many cuts, but they are deep.
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-27 22:44:51 EDT (#)
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so....you traveled to a country with several world-class destinations with your girl-friend (sandwich to a banquet ring a bell?)(if she paid for it: rock-on with your bad-self) but spent your time in a hotel gym playing ping-pong with a 10yr old?, and otherwise pissing off 6 days?
i'd also be interested the flaw, or perceved flaw, of your girl-friend that the "bullies" based their behavior on because it's usually originates from something real that can be exaggerated to create a "funny"
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-10-27 20:59:53 EDT (#)
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This post is about as funny/amusing/intersting as the French are brave.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-27 20:41:14 EDT (#)
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While I don't give anyone points for making fun of strangers so obviously they are caught, getting so bent out of shape you need to talk to hotel security is pretty pathetic.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-27 18:48:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-27 15:26:37 PDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:51:09 EDT (#)
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bubba, these lame insults you spew forth aren't even remotely entertaining, they're just stupid.
Does it make you feel better to type that shit? Really?
Because I really think you should just stop. Or come up with new ways to insult people.
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Your opinion means nothing to me. You hop on the bandwagon like the rest of the tards just to try to sound cool. You're a fucking failure, miss.
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no, it's not an opinion, it's pretty muc a fact.
EVERYONE is tired of your weak-ass shit-talking that may have been funny 46 years ago when you were in junior-high, but is no longer.
Be entertaining or GTFO.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-27 18:33:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-27 18:18:05 EDT (#)
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jack HAHAHAHAHAHAing at something that isn't funny at all but bashes those who -2 him.
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Definition of irony: see above.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-27 18:26:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:51:09 EDT (#)
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bubba, these lame insults you spew forth aren't even remotely entertaining, they're just stupid.
Does it make you feel better to type that shit? Really?
Because I really think you should just stop. Or come up with new ways to insult people.
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Your opinion means nothing to me. You hop on the bandwagon like the rest of the tards just to try to sound cool. You're a fucking failure, miss.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2009-10-27 18:23:09 EDT (#)
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http://i33.tinypic.com/15i1eo3.jpg
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-27 18:18:05 EDT (#)
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jack HAHAHAHAHAHAing at something that isn't funny at all but bashes those who -2 him.
classic.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-27 18:11:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:31:55 EDT (#)
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Quit fucking crying, Pierre.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by kittycat87 (user info) at 2009-10-27 18:01:31 EDT (#)
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someone's on the sauce again
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:56:07 EDT (#)
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Jonny can't handle the truth. Perhaps we should all post outdated pictures from 40 years ago. Jonny, kiss my ass.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:51:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-27 14:25:47 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:14:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:11:04 EDT (#)
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This wouldn't rate ANY kind of semi. Not even a truck. You suck.
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your humor never fails to fail, bubba
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NOTHING in the contract even remotely mentions humor. Do you think your post was funny? Or interesting?
I like the part where you mentioned being laughed at in high school. Don't look now, Mr. LaFlamme, but they are still laughing. Every single one of them. You just don't get it, do you?
Spend you time here putting down those better than you (which is everyone) and maybe someday someone will take pity and send you some anthrax. Eat it.
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bubba, these lame insults you spew forth aren't even remotely entertaining, they're just stupid.
Does it make you feel better to type that shit? Really?
Because I really think you should just stop. Or come up with new ways to insult people.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:31:55 EDT (#)
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Quit fucking crying, Pierre. This post was really worth a -3.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:25:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:14:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:11:04 EDT (#)
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This wouldn't rate ANY kind of semi. Not even a truck. You suck.
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your humor never fails to fail, bubba
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NOTHING in the contract even remotely mentions humor. Do you think your post was funny? Or interesting?
I like the part where you mentioned being laughed at in high school. Don't look now, Mr. LaFlamme, but they are still laughing. Every single one of them. You just don't get it, do you?
Spend you time here putting down those better than you (which is everyone) and maybe someday someone will take pity and send you some anthrax. Eat it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:15:39 EDT (#)
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery by most people. Mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery by morbidly insecure German teenagers.
Needs more "BERSERKER".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:14:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:11:04 EDT (#)
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This wouldn't rate ANY kind of semi. Not even a truck. You suck.
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your humor never fails to fail, bubba
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:11:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:00:50 EDT (#)
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semi?
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This wouldn't rate ANY kind of semi. Not even a truck. You suck.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:00:50 EDT (#)
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semi?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:00:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:49:45 EDT (#)
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You complained about being stared at by teenagers.
You limp asshole.
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i don't think you understood the chronology of events in this post, jack.
and since you stalk women on the train, by your own admission, you probably rationalized that being followed around and harassed is pleasant.
gtfo
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:59:49 EDT (#)
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Just to clarify, you write a bloggish post, get called out on it, admit to it, expect a better rating than what it's worth, and they're the retards? Granted, I didn't -2 so technically I'm not part of the group you mentioned but I would just like some clarification. For the record, I think Jack is semi-retarded.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:52:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:25:22 EDT (#)
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i admit this is very bloggish, but it's a subject open for discussion as well.
you can either share similar anecdotes or tell us what you think, generally, of that double standard.
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You mean like the double standard that says only women and gay guys can chug a penis but straight guys... oh. Nevermind.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:49:45 EDT (#)
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You complained about being stared at by teenagers.
You limp asshole.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:46:18 EDT (#)
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the answer is, of course, far too fucking much.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:33:29 EDT (#)
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I actually thought it was rather amusing.
Sure, by commenting, I am leaving myself wide open to being compared to one of the germans.
But I will say my best friend is beautiful, really stunning, and when we go out women are awful to her. She is so sweet and kind but strangers just mock her and try to show her up all the time.
It's jealousy.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:31:35 EDT (#)
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OMG! what an interestinzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:27:27 EDT (#)
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ok, if i can a -2 from someone else than the retard crew, i will assume this post fails.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:25:22 EDT (#)
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i admit this is very bloggish, but it's a subject open for discussion as well.
you can either share similar anecdotes or tell us what you think, generally, of that double standard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:23:25 EDT (#)
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I was really hoping that this story became somehow interesting.
It didn't. In any language.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:22:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:19:48 EDT (#)
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Is this on your blog site too?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-27 16:19:48 EDT (#)
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Is this on your blog site too?