WTF or Email Spammers are on Crack (787 hits)
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Submitted by TToM: How Many Fruit Pastels Does it Take to Choke a Kestrel (View user info) at 2009-11-01 14:23:09 EST
I love to read spam, it seriously makes my day. It makes me feel like the smartest bastard on the planet and I'll tell you why.
Here is why, which is what I am telling you my friend (Maybe the spam is getting into my grammer)
People FALL FOR THIS SHIT. How I do not know. To actually believe the stuff I get sent you would have to be brain damaged. Like you'd have to lose an appreciable percentage of your grey matter, somewhere in the region of 50%.
Here are two great ones I got today
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Notification of Bequest On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the Estate of Late Luciano Pavarotti I hereby attempt to reach you again
wish to notify you that Late Luciano Pavarotti made you a beneficiary to his will. He left the sum of Thirty One Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars. ($31,500,000.00), to you in the codicil and last testament to his will. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Late Luciano Pavarotti until his death was a very dedicated Christian who loved to giveout.
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I wasnt even a particular fan of Late Luciano Pavarotti and yet here he is giving me 31 mil like the good Christian he is.
How could anyone really believe that Pavarotti would leave a complete stranger millions of dollars out of the blue.
Hilarious.
Next.
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The result was that the unfortunate women and children were exposed to the mercy of the weather and the forests.
Hello, i am Molly Minogue
Try it for good luck
During the first half of the journey from kremenchug to kiev all rostovs thoughts, as is usual in such cases, were behind him, with the squadron. His children are all illegitimate.
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I tried it for good luck but I got arrested.
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-08 23:46:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-01 13:30:56 PST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-11-01 14:25:57 EST (#)
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you didn't so much phone this one in, as smoke signalled it in.
For your next post, I demand a full analysis of some animal I have never heard of, WITH REAL ACTUAL PICTURES - featuring you as well, gurning at the aforementioned animal.
Throw in that wonderdog of yours, and it's a guaranteed +2.
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AND a Canjitar solo, dammit, or something terrble will happen. To someone. Somewhere. Sometime. Maybe.
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I would like to hear a Canjitar solo....
Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-11-06 20:59:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:47:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-11-02 16:56:45 EST (#)
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Luciano did love his Tea!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:31:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:24:23 EST (#)
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Sorry Ed, but I forgot to set my clock back this morning and woke up with that "oh shit I'm late" feeling, so today was a sweater and slacks day. Hope I didn't disappoint you. If it's any consolation I was told it is a "Bill Cosby" sweater :(
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:18:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-02 13:49:33 GMT (#)
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I'm sure you thought this was worth the post but I assure you that it was not.
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And Im sure you thought it was worth your while getting up this morning and dressing in that metrosexual look that you do so well. I can assure you that this also was not.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-11-02 12:52:36 EST (#)
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I got one from the FBI saying if i didn't get my 8 million dollars, they would think I was a terrorist.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-02 09:51:32 EST (#)
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Who the hell is Cakes? Am I supposed to care?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-02 08:49:33 EST (#)
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I'm sure you thought this was worth the post but I assure you that it was not.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-02 03:58:43 EST (#)
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heh, "fat noisy cunt".
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-11-01 18:51:21 EST (#)
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Your spam actually spells out complete sentences, mine is always more like the climatic gibberish spewed by the Whore of Babylon as Satan and his posse take turns bitch slapping her into a hot tub of bubbling vodka then makes her *air-tight as she recites Proverbs backward-- I'm looking up a real one on my desktop Eudora, will include link, hang on.
*air tight means every hole filled—I wish I didn't know that.
Ok, "Fat babe sucking in get fucking in doggy pose prediscovery" ??? Jeeezus!
And that's a semi legible one, From: Derrick Ryan dwheatonhrkn.at.counties.org
You guys in the UK have better filters or something.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2009-11-01 17:21:22 EST (#)
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i like socks.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-11-01 16:41:19 EST (#)
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Since the guy is dead, do we have to pay taxes on his gravitational expenditure?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-01 16:30:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-11-01 14:25:57 EST (#)
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you didn't so much phone this one in, as smoke signalled it in.
For your next post, I demand a full analysis of some animal I have never heard of, WITH REAL ACTUAL PICTURES - featuring you as well, gurning at the aforementioned animal.
Throw in that wonderdog of yours, and it's a guaranteed +2.
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AND a Canjitar solo, dammit, or something terrble will happen. To someone. Somewhere. Sometime. Maybe.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-11-01 14:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 amusing link.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-11-01 14:30:00 EST (#)
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Aye pretty much
However:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8336485.stm
A 24-year-old football fan dressed as a sheep suffered serious burns to his arms and legs when his suit caught fire on a train in Fife.
Aberdeen fans said the man ran ablaze through the carriage as others threw beer on him to douse the flames.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-11-01 14:25:57 EST (#)
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you didn't so much phone this one in, as smoke signalled it in.
For your next post, I demand a full analysis of some animal I have never heard of, WITH REAL ACTUAL PICTURES - featuring you as well, gurning at the aforementioned animal.
Throw in that wonderdog of yours, and it's a guaranteed +2.