My shocking origin revealed! (311 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: -1.4 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Vidkun Quisling (View user info) at 2009-11-07 05:07:17 EST
Yeah, it's me, your favorite national socialist dictator! And you thought I was executed by firing squad, didn't you? Pah! Their pathetic projectiles couldn't even break the skin on my rock hard bod! The bullets all bounced off my titanium hard abs and pecs and ended up shooting all the executioners and spectators! Since all possible witnesses were dead everyone now believed that I was executed, I decided to take this opportunity to skip the country and lay low for a while til the heat was off. I did what anyone else in my position would have done: I snuck onto a passenger ship and went to the United States to pose as a crime fighting super hero in order to hide my identity! After sixty-four years of fighting petty criminals in and around the city of Minot, North Dakota, I've decided to reveal my identity and establish a new Nasjonal Samling party right here in the States!
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-11-09 20:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-09 18:18:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by mamboabouttostrike (user info) at 2009-11-07 02:30:00 PST (#)
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nazi faggot
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-11-07 20:33:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-11-07 19:39:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-11-07 19:16:32 EST (#)
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I thought it was going to be a pic of your mom's vag.
Oh well.
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You sound disappointed, ya fuckin' dyke.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-11-07 19:16:32 EST (#)
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I thought it was going to be a pic of your mom's vag.
Oh well.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-11-07 13:51:24 EST (#)
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Awesome .gif.
tl;dr.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-11-07 13:38:43 EST (#)
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Your origin? I believe a crow shit on a fencepost, then the sun came out, ...
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-11-07 08:16:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-11-07 07:44:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-07 06:43:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-11-07 06:23:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by mamboabouttostrike (user info) at 2009-11-07 05:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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