Cookie Tin for Christmas (454 hits)
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Submitted by <Yougerfert.at.lycos.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-30 15:15:49 EST
Christmas is always filled with joy and happiness and giving. That is why I get my whole family cookie tins. After they open them I sodomize them from an impossible angle. After shredding their orifices with my steel spiked cock, I bath in the tissue that used to be their bodies.
Can't wait until the 4th of July.
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:48:49 EST (#)
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I hope that the next time you are near a mountain of any kind someone shoots you and then an avalanch burries your body so that the person who shot you gets away.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:43:53 EST (#)
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Jam a lint brush into your urethra.
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:40:21 EST (#)
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1. Print this out
2. Roll it up
3. Jam it in your fucking mouth
4. Choke on it
5. Die fuck face
Now have yourself a merry little Christmas.......
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bwaa, Bwaa, Bwaaaa.
Sung to the tune of a sad trumpet bleat.
Your post sucks...kill yourself...we could use the carbon.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I smell Shit Post Tuesday.
PEOPLE!!!! STOP THIS!!!!!!!
SpikeGoddess