Why Superman is better than Jesus (937 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: -1.53 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DIESEL (View user info) at 2004-08-14 07:15:30 EDT
-He can fly
-He saves the world on a regular basis
-He's not dead
-He's faster than a speeding bullet
-He can turn back time
-Screw walking on water, Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound
-He has defeated numerous villians
-He has a job
-He doesn't have a homosexual haircut or the fag sandals and robe
-He can fuck Lois Lane and WonderWoman and any other woman on the planet in the same night
-He has a better body
-He has a cool lair
That is all for now.
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Submitted by Superman <remedy541.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-30 05:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i am superman, and i think this is the stupidest fucking post ever. i completley disapprove of this post, and though at first i found it flattering and funny, i really think you should burn in hell you sick little atheiest bastard. i am dead, me and jesus kick it every day. i wear the same exact sandals now, and by the way, he tought me how to fly. and on one last note, jesus gets more pussy in 10 minutes then you could in 10 years fag boy.
Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know who is better than Superman and Jesus put together?
Kiefer Sutherland. End of story.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-14 14:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so are you fucking stupid or fucking stupid? it sure is a close call... oh wait that picture at the end sums it up, you are a fucking stupid ass dipshit.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-08-14 14:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's not dead
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No, he's just an invalid.
Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-14 13:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your forgot, that he fucks you in the ass. hmm that one would work you ass licker, i have air jesus's too so fuck off and die!!
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 13:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag sandals?
Wait a minute there, I'm proud to be the owner of a pair of Air Jesus'.
So screw you.
And Superman is gay.
Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2004-08-14 13:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LiEk OMG B@W !!!!!ONE!!!fuck off and die!!!1!!1111
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-14 13:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
crapola
Submitted by Guerrilla (user info) at 2004-08-14 10:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I could meet you in person. I would really like to Bitch slap you. that is all
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-08-14 10:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid.
Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-08-14 09:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, but then there's that whole arguement, that Jesus is God (ever hear of the trinity?), and I'm pretty sure that's got superman beat.
Oh yeah, and Jesus didn't get owned by a freakin horse
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-08-14 09:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're trying too hard to be original without actually doing so.
It'd almost be impressive, if it wasn't so fucking stupid.
Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-08-14 08:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He cannot even walk though, you tool, so your arguement is flawed!
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2004-08-14 07:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-He can fly ....jesus IS fly. hes fresh, dope, chill. jesus is my homie.
-He saves the world on a regular basis ....jesus saved it once and we fucked it up all over again. If superman had any dignity he wouldnt be such a push over running behind us cleaning up our bullshit all the time (theoreticaly)
-He's not dead ...superman died. i read the comic in the 6th grade. supposedly hes made a comeback but i havent seen him do shit besides make douchebag family hometown pride shows that air on sunday night.
-He's faster than a speeding bullet....jesus invented bullets stupid.
-He can turn back time....if jesus wanted he could turn back your clock so fucking fast your head would spin.
-Screw walking on water, Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound....jesus invented buildings stupid.
-He has defeated numerous villians....jesus defeated satan. thats the reason youre not on fire right now.
-He has a job....fuck you.
-He doesn't have a homosexual haircut or the fag sandals and robe....have you seen what superman wears?
-He can fuck Lois Lane and WonderWoman and any other woman on the planet in the same night....jesus invented fucking stupid.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-14 07:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for trying too hard to be cool.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-14 07:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not the worst post ever.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-14 07:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DlESEL (user info) at 2004-08-14 07:21:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking stupid christians.
Go kill yourselves in the name of baby jeebus
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Have a -2 from the Original Godless Motherfucker.
Submitted by DlESEL (user info) at 2004-08-14 07:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking stupid christians.
Go kill yourselves in the name of baby jeebus
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-14 07:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why childbirth is better than this post:
At least the drugs made me giggle.
Submitted by punchdrunk (user info) at 2004-08-14 07:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But he cant walk