Lusting and the things you do to me (nsfw in textual nature) (5069 hits)
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Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (View user info) at 2004-08-16 10:24:22 EDT
[This is rather erotic, feel free to utilize your handy back button - I'm also sorry I didn't have this written in time for sex post Friday, which I endorse thoroughly, so sue me.]
"Ohhhh god this isn't fair," you groan. We both hear my father's car pulling up. "Say something really unsexy, fast", I hear you plead.
Something wicked flashes through me and instead of doing what you say, I feel my tongue flicking along the edge of your ear. I grind myself up against you, I can feel you through your pants - wait tell me again, why are there pants? - and I whisper "I am so fucking wet".
And then I have to stop, as I hear the door slamming with a decidedly final note.
Definitely cruel. Unwarranted, uncalled for. But this is what you do to me.
You and only you can do this to me. This happened yesterday, but already I want more. Just thinking about you, finding your boxers in my dresser. Or reading posts like this, http://www.ubersite.com/m/41629, inspires it.
And I want you so much right about then.
It isn't fair, you're right. But this is what you do to me.
We seem to have a quirky affinity for getting caught with our pants down. Skateboarders in the park, your brother calling at the most inopportune moments...we never seem to have that glorious stretch of uninterrupted time to explore each other as much as I want to.
Wanting you this much can't be normal, can it? To the point where every goddamn night that I don't see you I'm aching for your love. If you don't call fast enough, don't show up on time, the aching turns to excruciating pain.
But this is what you do to me.
After yesterday I am realizing how much we lose track of time and practicality.
We must have gotten carried away, because I'm tender all along my body in the most unfortunate places. Not as bad as the bruises I left on your neck though.
Your neck...has these places in it, as it arcs down into your smoothly muscled shoulders and I need to - not want to, need to - feel my tongue there, my teeth there.
THIS is what you do to me.
I'm sure I have places like that too. I know I do, because you can't stay away from parts of my body. The gentle curve just under my breasts. The rounded line of my thigh and the pale birthmark meandering down it that you can only see when my legs are behind my head. Or your head, it doesn't matter.
As you linger there, savor it, you whisper "I want to fuck the shit out of you so bad". And I shiver. The gentleman led astray. Temptress, that's what you make me into.
We mix and mingle as everything fades away but my desire and our pulses, surging occasionally to remind us of our existence.
And this is what you do to me.
And I do want you to fuck me, make love to me. Both of them. We have so long to wait...it's not fair. But a six month anniversary...five month even, that sounds so right, doesn't it? And believe me, it's hard to tell myself that I need to wait. That it has to be special, and waiting longer will make it special, will make me want to remember the first time.
It's a constant battle with you, isn't it? You don't even try to make it one, you're so patient. "I can wait another month or so after then, if you want, really", you say. "NO", screams out everything in my body. Because this is what you do to me.
With the nonchalant beauty you put into everything you do. With the reassurance and safety I feel whenever you're near. With the things you say. Terribly wonderful and wonderfully terrible. With the lust in your eyes and the love behind it.
Oh god...the things you do to me.
Baby, even though you'll never read this, thank you so much for being with me.
User Reviews
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-08 17:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought this was beautiful.
Submitted by nakedguitarist (user info) at 2004-09-20 18:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-24 18:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Grr, baby.
Submitted by bargled <notloggedin...argh!> at 2004-08-24 16:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll read this again late tonight...alone
"H TEEEEE TEEEE PEEEEEEEE"
oh baby
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're welcome.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-20 20:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH GOOOODD I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW DORKY THE URL PART SOUNDED.
WHYYYYY DON'T I TAKE MY OWN ADVICE AND READ MY POSTS OUTLOUD!!!
BAAHHHHH.
Thanks jared for posting this for me though, you rule.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.courier-journal.com/cjsports/news2004/08/19/C3-squirrel0819-6225.html
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-08-19 13:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just catching up on some of your stuff, all of it is top notch keep it up OLAS!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wise men say
Only fools rush in
But I can't help
Falling in love
With you
Take my hand
Take my whole life too
I can't help
Falling in love
With you
*Elvis*
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Say it like Dave Chappelle: That shit is HOT!
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...this is already Hot. You don't think I could Heat it anymore. Wrong. Now it's UberHeated.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-16 23:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thumbs up.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41782
Who's a horny squirrel then?
Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-16 12:59:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:35:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Squirrel, I have to give you two points for trying. But this was cheesier than the omellete I ate this morning.
"You and only you can do this to me. This happened yesterday, but already I want more. Just thinking about you, finding your boxers in my dresser. Or reading posts like this, http://www.ubersite.com/m/41629, inspires it. "
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard... I guess imagining you whispering sweet nothings about a shitfuck post into your lover's ear got to me. Adding the URL was killer.
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I'll second this. In my head you actually read out the URL to your boyfriend in a husky sex voice. Hilarity ensued.
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I enjoyed this post. It was very entertaining. I didn't really laugh until I read the above. Just imagining someone whispering in a sexy voice H-T-T-PEEE COLON BACKSLASH BACKSLASH W-W-W-DOT UUUUUBERSITE DOT COMMMMMMM BACK SLASHHHHH MMMMMMM BACKSLASHHH 4-1-6-2-9NNNNNNNNNNNN.
Submitted by Plap (user info) at 2004-08-16 18:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who was the idiot that came up with the stupid idea that waiting for sex makes it better, or special for that matter? Let me explain what happens when the girlfriend makes her man wait for sex. A)Man gets frustrated B)Man cheats on or leaves girlfriend.
But otherwise the post was entertaining.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-16 17:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so fucking Ghey it'd make Graham Norton and Eddie Izzard sound like a couple o buff alpha males.
You're as bent as a 9 bob note!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a real hard time giving this a positive score because I don't like him very much. But it was a nice post.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock, chica...
is it weird that I got a boner?
Submitted by Tenyuki (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 I guess. I'd say something, but that's better left for AIM or something.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"With the nonchalant beauty you put into everything you do. With the reassurance and safety I feel whenever you're near. With the things you say. Terribly wonderful and wonderfully terrible. With the lust in your eyes and the love behind it."
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Goddammit.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk*
*splat*
Ahhhhh
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:48:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by not_the_cheesecake (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a nice post
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-16 11:40:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
There are no words I can put here without immediately branding myself a sexual offender so just take this +2 and call me when you hit the big one-eight.
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haha! i was about to say the same thing.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-16 12:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:35:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Squirrel, I have to give you two points for trying. But this was cheesier than the omellete I ate this morning.
"You and only you can do this to me. This happened yesterday, but already I want more. Just thinking about you, finding your boxers in my dresser. Or reading posts like this, http://www.ubersite.com/m/41629, inspires it. "
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard... I guess imagining you whispering sweet nothings about a shitfuck post into your lover's ear got to me. Adding the URL was killer.
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I'll second this. In my head you actually read out the URL to your boyfriend in a husky sex voice. Hilarity ensued.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-16 12:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post makes me want to perform the reproductive act with a healthy human female of breeding age.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-16 12:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I remember when I was younger and I had to wait like six months to sleep with a girl. Man that was annoying!
+2 because I had sex last night and you just reminded me of that on a boring Monday morning...
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-16 11:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are no words I can put here without immediately branding myself a sexual offender so just take this +2 and call me when you hit the big one-eight.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
illegal...smillegal.
I'd do time for that ass.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Squirrel, I have to give you two points for trying. But this was cheesier than the omellete I ate this morning.
"You and only you can do this to me. This happened yesterday, but already I want more. Just thinking about you, finding your boxers in my dresser. Or reading posts like this, http://www.ubersite.com/m/41629, inspires it. "
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard... I guess imagining you whispering sweet nothings about a shitfuck post into your lover's ear got to me. Adding the URL was killer.
I'm not sure you tried to make me laugh, but you did, so +2!
Also, I guess I should say congrats for exploring your sexuality. Do it safely, and often... with the way you write it won't be long until the quality of your sex posts catch up with the rest of them.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me cry harder and feel sick... But I'm fucked up tonight.
Good writing.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
glad i'm not at work. could've been embarassing.
-Black Ninja
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The funny part is, you're still illegal for another half a year or so.