Things I Like To Eat (1243 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 0.69 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by 37. Spiral (View user info) at 2004-10-14 19:40:34 EDT
Wet toilet paper smeared with peanut butter
Defrosted frozen potato fries
Spoonfuls of vegemite
Spoonfuls of instant gravy powder
Vaseline on toast
Clumps of rock salt
Ice cream and vinegar
That is just a few, if you have an suggestions of something new to try go ahead.
User Reviews
Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ForeSkin (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LUV BIG BLACK DIK
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-14 23:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I read this 3 times, astonished, then read the reviews, and was more astonished. There HAS to be an inside joke that someone new to the site, like me, couldn't/doesn't get. This was by far the unfunniest post I have ever, ever, ever seen. And since some of you seem to "get" it, I'dove to know how you did.... get it. Maybe. Yikes.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-14 23:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now I shall go watch my svcd of team america: world police.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-14 23:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you added up all the hits on my several accounts I think I have about 200,000 hits. But the MVA isn't what it is about, what is important is that I am spreading the word. The word of God. The word of Me.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-14 23:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cock
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-10-14 23:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so who was that other fuck with the squattail alter?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-14 22:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will rejoice the day squatty gets on the MVA.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-14 22:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-10-14 22:21:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-14 22:15:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought squatty was gone for good, but I'm filled with a new sense of joy now that I know he's here. You really refined your humor, man. Fucking A.
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He's always been the funniest guy here. He just put a bit more effort into his posts and made them more palatable for the layman average user.
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Oh hell yeah, definitely. Squattail is a comic genius who is showing himself to be well rounded in all humor aspects. He's a damn good writer too. Squattail should be on the MVA.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-10-14 22:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-14 22:15:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought squatty was gone for good, but I'm filled with a new sense of joy now that I know he's here. You really refined your humor, man. Fucking A.
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He's always been the funniest guy here. He just put a bit more effort into his posts and made them more palatable for the layman average user.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-14 22:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought squatty was gone for good, but I'm filled with a new sense of joy now that I know he's here. You really refined your humor, man. Fucking A.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-10-14 22:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-14 22:07:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
You are squattail, fuckface?
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As soon as I saw http://www.ubersite.com/m/42991 I knew who it was. A fucking happy day indeed.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-10-14 22:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking right, plagerising the master. You did see this right spiral http://www.ubersite.com/m/48425 ?
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-14 22:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are squattail, fuckface?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22015
Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would have gave this a +2 if the toast had a bite taken out of it.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It isn't you, isn't me. Search for things that you can't see. Going blind, out of reach. Somewhere in the vaseline.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she uses vvvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssaaaaline. well, i hope that song is stuck in all of your heads as well.
Submitted by ForeSkin (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus loves you!
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts....
chopped up baby parakeet
little stinky monkey feet
these are some things I like to eat!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-14 20:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry i don't know what came over me. I saw an opening and had to take it.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-14 20:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about you try eating this -2?!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-14 20:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is my post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-14 20:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
add cyanide to your diet will ya?
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-14 20:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you sick fuck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-14 20:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh...NOW I see.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-14 19:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because that's MickGinny's special recipe, Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-14 19:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
How'd you manage to leave out "Shlongy's ass"?
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-14 19:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a little recipe called "Put me on the MVA, I just passed smurfs".
Delicious.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-14 19:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love instant gravy powder! God its good.
I like to eat mangina.