A nigga's story: lyfe on tha streetz (2503 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.88 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by 37. Spiral (View user info) at 2004-10-16 19:20:59 EDT
Me and Rakeem was down at the convenient store by 51st and Main smoking crack. I looked at Rakeem and said, "Hey nigga, we's black, why ain't we robbin' this hurr store?"
Rakeem looked at me and said, "Yeah nigga, we need to go kill those crackaz and pimp some hos, smack bitches, get some bling, sell some drugs, and have sum sex nigga!"
So then we went into tha sto' and shot that cracka a bunch o' timez in his fuckin' face and we stole all dat cash and shyt. Now we's be runnin' from dem POleece but den we jumped in dis dumpster filled with trash and dey lost us.
Rakeem turned to me in dat trash filled dumpsta and said to me, "Yo man, I feel right at home in hurr!" I told him, "Hell yeah bitch, this dumpsta smells just like home!"
So den we went out and did what we niggaz usually do; make a nuisance of ourselvez.hooked up wit our gang and spray painted on the POlice stayshun.
Niggaz fo lyfe!
"Gangs are a myth put out by the liberal elite to patronize and demean the working man. I mean, what kind of right-minded youth from a poor background is going to spend his time stealing things and posing in silly clothes, when he could be getting ahead with a minimum wage job and making his parent proud? The dream of America is to live in a duplex and share a yard, why... why would anyone want to threaten that great future? Answer me that and I'll show you a green dog." -Congressman Alex Shrub, GTA: Vice City
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Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dano (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I CUT YOU!! I CUT YOU REAL SLOW, BITCH!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48663
Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I bet $100 he jerked off to that picture. -2 for pointless racism.
+1 because it's in Romance.
Submitted by almightymaster (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicker of all ass
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was fucking terrible, truce or not, -2.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the one standing in the middle with a white vest on and the two either side of him are fucking identical!
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What the gay?
Submitted by ForeSkin (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your first good post other than http://www.ubersite.com/m/48653
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Real gangs like around Little Five Points in Atlanta where I used to live, if they took their shirts off, would have horror movie type scars and not as many teeth. This looks like a frat party at Grambling. (Notice that 50 cent from G-Unit or however you spell his untalented ass name has no scars, but was "shot nine times." He must've been shot in the ass, as he was runnin like a bitch.)
Submitted by ForeSkin (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahah, Oh man. What are they doing out of the zoo?
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-10-16 20:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The one to the right has a serious dandruff problem with his armpit.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-16 19:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Remember laughing to that radio interview myself.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-16 19:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, and a little something else...
Yesterday I checked my Simpsons Porn post and it had 341 hits, and when I got back from skating today it had 323 hits. Bart altered it, which means he's a douche.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-10-16 19:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it evil to leave that picture as the background of my work computer for the guy tomorrow to see?
BITCHEZ AND HOES!!! MUTHA MUTHA
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-16 19:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Could've been better. Is this the start of a series?
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-16 19:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
word.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-10-16 19:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you masturbated to that picture.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-16 19:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the guy in the lower right with the fisherman hat is blind or a demon.