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Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2004-11-30 17:46:02 EST


Tell you what. They don't like it when you don't pay or constantly ask to see their vagina. Plus, for once, my title almost matches what my post is about.

See http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/teencamgirls.htm for more of the same.



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Submitted by Davood (user info) at 2006-01-11 16:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

cunt

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-12-04 08:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.livesexlist.com/

The original link where I found all the camwhores.

Wank yourselves off for extortionate fees that pay ugly girls' bank accounts in Romania.

Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ha ha ha...face.

thanks for the link, then.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bored at work wont happen to me. Bart still thinks I shot J.R.

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-12-01 18:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This doesn't even need the +2 from the contest.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-12-01 14:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF@Work?

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-12-01 13:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahaha

Jolly good show you crusty ole horny limey bastard, you.

Chip chip tally ho

Do carry on

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-12-01 12:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"Did you break your face when you fell down from heaven?"


Absolutely hilarious.

Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-12-01 12:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha.

Submitted by ellieo (user info) at 2004-12-01 10:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-12-01 09:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-01 08:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

She looks like she has Crouzon's syndrome.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-01 06:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

<shakes his head in sheer admiration for tuesdays techniques>

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-01 06:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha

You da man!

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-12-01 06:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your English!!!


That was funny as fuck.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-12-01 06:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent work

Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This post is OK, but the website is freaking hilarious!

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That was funny.

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

J@W

Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought it was pretty funny, then I went to the website. Hilarious. I would like to see the website on B@W.


Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:59:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha. Talk big shlongy, it is just sad. Everyone knows you are full of shit, and threatening violence over the internet just completes your whole "I'm an internet tough guy" persona. You don't know what I look like, but I can guarantee I am taller and am in better shape than you, you sad little man.
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I'd laugh my ass off if Shlongy actually is one big mofo.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That was fun!

Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tuesday for B@W? That's as crazy as a Mexican immigrating to Canada.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty funny. Possibly B@W funny.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"Did you break your face?" A-hahahaha!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed.

Submitted by Screwyouall (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

why the hell did i click on this

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I clicked, but nothing happened.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:09:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not even going to bother carry this little drama on. As soon as someone starts threatening violence over the internet and over an internet feud you know they are clutching at straws. Shlongy, you're obsessed with homosexuality, and obviously a compulsive liar. You've got some sort of Napoleon Syndrome going on there, and you obviously have problems in your life. You are an idiot, and you aren't going to get a rise out of me. I told you where I train, I told you where to meet me if you wanted a fight. You don't want a fight, you want to bigmouth, because that is all you can do. And that is it, shlongy, the last response you will ever get out of me.



Liar.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The comedy would REALLY begin when his eyes start rolling around in his head...just like in the cartoons....wooooeoooeoooeoooeooooeooo

fucktard is a pussy. And a mommy's boy. Case closed.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You two are hilarious. People would probably pay to see you bitch-slap each other.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not even going to bother carry this little drama on. As soon as someone starts threatening violence over the internet and over an internet feud you know they are clutching at straws. Shlongy, you're obsessed with homosexuality, and obviously a compulsive liar. You've got some sort of Napoleon Syndrome going on there, and you obviously have problems in your life. You are an idiot, and you aren't going to get a rise out of me. I told you where I train, I told you where to meet me if you wanted a fight. You don't want a fight, you want to bigmouth, because that is all you can do. And that is it, shlongy, the last response you will ever get out of me.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I guarantee you're taller than I am. Way to be!

But you aren't in better shape, for starters, and I'll beat you to within a heartbeat of your life. That's a promise.

I'll even give you odds.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha. Talk big shlongy, it is just sad. Everyone knows you are full of shit, and threatening violence over the internet just completes your whole "I'm an internet tough guy" persona. You don't know what I look like, but I can guarantee I am taller and am in better shape than you, you sad little man.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fucktard- You're on one of my lists, too.

The one where you don't live long enough to see yourself get laid.

Keep those eyes in the back of your extremely ugly head open...OK mommy's boy?

Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:29:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ummmm...that was a tremendous link.

I love abusing people. Nicely done.

You're on Shlongy's good list after that performance.

As it stands, that list contains me and uhhhhh, you. That's about it.

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Hey tuesday, you made it onto the list of a 40-something sad, lying loner. You've made it bigtime with this one.

Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. That's amazing. Too many of those chicks looked like dudes.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ummmm...that was a tremendous link.

I love abusing people. Nicely done.

You're on Shlongy's good list after that performance.

As it stands, that list contains me and uhhhhh, you. That's about it.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed my shit up multiple times.
'two washing machine doors for a fiver.'
take a 2+ you hit-whoring fuck

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I use MSN. I occasionally use AIM for Uber conversations only but there's over 60 people on there and it can piss me off.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i liked the looks of that asian one

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha. Hey, do you use a chat medium that isn't AIM? If so, will you impart the knowledge of your screenname? If you don't want to post it on Ubersite, you could IM me at LadyPlural on AIM and then switch. Yeah, I'm bored.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha. That site is great, the kind of thing that should be on ubersite more often.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ugly. With a capital F.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it me or does her face look odd?

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bahhaaahahahahah

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bored at work? Oh, it's safe for work, by the way.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice hitwhoring title. She looks fuckin' stupid



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