Knockoff porn movie titles (304841 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.84 on 355 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-02-19 13:44:33 EST
So... you've all probably heard of movies like "Pulp Friction" - a porno which derives its name from a real movie... well here is a list of ones that I've invented myself for your entertainment. Feel free to add your own, or list real ones that are funny.
Gangbangs of New York
My Big Fat Greek Whore
Star Whores
Star Whores Episode II - Attack of the Bones
How to Make a Guy Cum in Ten Minutes
The Pianist - just pronounce it out loud :)
Hairy Peter and the Sorceror's Bone
Hairy Peter and the Chamber of Fetishes
Laid in Manhattan
Forrest Hump
Men in Back
Laying Private Ryan
Pearl Harbor Necklace
A Beautiful Ass
XXX-Men
Baredevil
Sweet Bone Alabama
8 Inches (Starring eminem with a prosthetic enlargement)
Riding Miss Daisy
Porn on the Fourth Of July
A Few Good Men (No need to even change the title)
The Bitches of Eastdick
ok my lunch just got here, that's enough for now... whatever you do do NOT make any references to the movie "Kangaroo Jack" in your responses.
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-15 00:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-28 16:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
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Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-08-28 15:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brokeback Mountain
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bend over Beckham
Submitted by asdfis1234 (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A night on a member
Manned and Delivered
Office Gape
V for Vanessa
Semi-Porn
Submitted by tmpg (user info) at 2007-11-29 22:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Womb raider. Pump my ride
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does this piece of shit have 250,000+ hits?
It REALLY isn't that good.
Or, good at all.
Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
S W E E T !!!
+2222222222222
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-28 12:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2 Girls 1 Cup. Highly recommended.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-10 03:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Should have been Shaving private ryan, or shaving ryan's privates hahaha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Never rated this one either.
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-08-31 21:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You, Me & Dupree.
Rita, Sue & Bob Too.
Anita & Me.
Little Red Riding Good.
Bend Her (Ben Hur)
Aladdin
A Nightmaid Before Christmas
Poke-her-ontus.
Poke-e-man
Double Team
Twins
Trans Farmers (FETISH)
Greased
Hairy Movie
Scream
3 Men and a Little Lady
Slackass - The Movie
Submitted by seiryuu (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are these taken?
Good Will Cunting (Good Will Hunting)
Big Momma's House (dosen't really need changing)
Holes (dosen't need changing)
Dude, where's my Dildo? (Dude, Where's my car?)
Poon Raider (Tomb Raider)
Moulin Splooge (Moulin Rouge)
3(0Y0) <-- cheesy. i know. (300)
Hindfeld (Seinfeld)
Tits of Fury (Fists of Fury)
Hoe Trip (Road Trip)
Submitted by viciouscorndog (user info) at 2007-06-09 17:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Unoriginal... but some good ones in there
Submitted by anass (user info) at 2007-05-01 18:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A Few Good Men... haha
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 22:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Montucky (user info) at 2007-02-02 13:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I prefer Saving Ryan's Privates
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-11 22:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Really nothing special here.
Submitted by teza (user info) at 2007-01-11 22:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How about buffy the Vampire layer
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by rennfahrer (user info) at 2006-11-03 16:19:08 EST (#)
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Amusing
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-09-17 02:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
got nothing from it
Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:59:39 EDT (#)
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A little "I have way too much time on my hands"-ish, a few made me smile. GJ man.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:36:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-26 22:58:33 EDT (#)
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Good Will Cunting.
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Full Metal Dildo taken?
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2006-08-24 18:19:42 EDT (#)
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Ha ha for Milo & Otis
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-18 08:39:24 EDT (#)
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Never bothered to read all the reiews to this, but:
Milo & Otis.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-16 05:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
necroscat pirates of the caribbean 2: on a dead man's chest
Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-16 05:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't even break a smile. sorry
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-11 19:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Truly a horrible post.
Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-11 19:37:38 EDT (#)
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Naked Lunch.
Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2006-08-09 19:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Butt Pirates of the Carribean
Snake in My Pants, Snake on the Plane
Do it all Night, The Balls of Ricky Bobby.. Talladega Nights, The Ballad of Rick Bobby
Fuck Me Twice..Miami Vice
Inside of a Man...Inside Man
Adam & Steve.. Adam & Steve
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-05 22:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im sorry but why is this most viewed?
Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-04 06:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I can think of right now is
Indiana Bones
Submitted by tonylachacha (user info) at 2006-07-18 01:54:48 EDT (#)
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I didn't get to read all of the replies, or even 50% of them for that matter because there are so many, so sorry if they are repeats but here's a few I came up with:
Star Whores: Episode 1 - The Phantom Penis
Star Whores: Episode 2 - Attack of the Bones
Star Whores: Episode 3 - Revenge of the Stiff
Star Whores: Episode 4 - A New Grope
Star Whores: Episode 5 - The Empire Strikes From the Back
Star Whores: Episode 6 - Return of the Fed-Ex Guy
Black Cock Down
Bite Club
Colliteral (just say it out loud, it'll make sense)
Shaving Ryan's Private
Doing John Malkovich
Missionary Impossible
Little Shop of Whores
And a couple titles that don't really need to be changed:
Bend It Like Beckham
Snatch
Super Size Me
On the Waterfront
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Jaws
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-10 02:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
American History XXX
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, and The Naked
A Streetwalker Named Desiree
All My Well Hung Sons
The Jerk Off
Big (no need to change the title)
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-06-19 16:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Saving Ryan's Privates
Submitted by itsallgonepetetong (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, these are hilarious. I gota print em off for my bloke to read!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-03 15:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
post this today, it gets 600 hits with a -1.08 on 20 reviews then fades into obscurity. i guess there was a time when this was considered funny.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-03 15:05:57 EDT (#)
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Hmmm...
These are some interesting titles.
What about Triple X?
Star Whores: Revenge of the Bitch
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-05-28 09:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:31:10 EDT (#)
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http://www.helpwinthisbet.com
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:37:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by XoXFreaksRUsXoX (user info) at 2006-02-21 10:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jackoff: The Movie
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84167
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-02 00:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sheepless in montana
Submitted by dbutler1986 (user info) at 2006-02-02 00:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hairy Peter and the Goblet of X...or, Hairy Peter and the Prisoner of the Dominatrix...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bare-back Mountin'
Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-01-07 18:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
timing is everything it looks like
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-21 06:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
,
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-21 06:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After going through the history of ubersite, from Harry Carey to this (don't fear, I didn't scroll through thousands of messages. Many of them were deleted), I now understand how this got so many hits. I apologize for the -2, and this is to make up for it.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-12-20 18:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hurtgen, I didn't copy and paste this. I've never done that, or anything like it. I seriously did this post in five minutes and it continues to garner hits years later for no good reason.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/6
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-14 16:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
saturday night beaver
Submitted by coldplay1989 (user info) at 2005-12-10 21:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Whore of the Century (Storm of the Century)
Lord of the Dick (Lord of the Dance)
Whore of the Worlds (War of the Worlds)
Van Humping (Van Helsing)
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-08 03:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
150k hits?
Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
trying to be a smartass but coming off a dumbass? i agree
Submitted by Dr.Gonzo (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kangaroo Jack-off (Bestiality)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
desperate housewhores #'s 1 and 2. i just saw these today...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
well it's a real title, "i love lanny," stead of lucy har har.. get it? yeah anyway, by suze randall, some funny outtakes at the end.
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-19 07:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how much fake eurotrash are you going to emulate in that review?
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-19 06:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I saw so many reactions that I thought some kind of Creativity God was awaken when this was posted. Then I sawit was posted in 2003... much vasser under de bridge
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
well... being that i work at a porn mag i should probably know more titles. i don't but i recommend "pirates." it's a great spoof kinda on well duh pirates of the caribbean. but anyway watching janine toss jesse jane around was cool.
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78654
Submitted by penisvonmunchousen (user info) at 2005-10-06 16:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Deep Impact
A Tale of Two Titties
Backdoor Anal sluts 17
Submitted by hurt911gen (user info) at 2005-10-01 22:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 because I got some laughs.
-2 because you copied and pasted it.
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ocotpussy---octopussy haha James bond
Submitted by kelc (user info) at 2005-09-18 22:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Agent Cody Spanks
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73270
random bob link
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
laurence of her labia.
Submitted by brummie92 (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not great
Submitted by wileyfinger (user info) at 2005-08-18 04:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you really suggesting that you came up with Forrest Hump?
Thats ballsy
Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Night in Roxes Berry.....A Night at the Roxberry
A house of a 1000 Bitches..... A house of a 1000 Corpes
Hit it Joe Black....Meet Joe Black
Close your eyes.I'm Cumming......Open your eyes
Zorro. the Gay Blade.....Zorro the Gay Blade
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-08-03 02:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Razor - always walking that edge <--that was lame
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72348 <--This is not
...
Submitted by rockinrory (user info) at 2005-07-29 12:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How about A Few Good Women (A Navy Man's Wet Dream)
Submitted by Gendo (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
[garbage deleted by bart]
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70277
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-07-16 02:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maye's Tricks: She's Loaded ... Matrix Reloaded
Submitted by malaknajla (user info) at 2005-07-04 14:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw someone suggest Lord of the G-Strings...
Dude, that one actually exists!
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-24 05:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
laurence of her labia
9 1/2 wanks
carry on cottaging
the bone collector (needs no changing)
pirates of the carribean: the pearl necklace
lock, stock and two smoking cocks
Robin's hood
Conan the ass-raper
the fast and the furious (needs no changing)
Dick turpin
splattterher (gattaca)
I would go on, but i have to go over here now.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-24 05:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
129138 hits?
jeberus
Submitted by DJ_Schuby (user info) at 2005-06-24 05:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Pornstar Iden-titty
Shakespeare Undressed
Tit-anic The Ship of Boobs
Bad Boys (no need to change this title)
Close Encounters of the Nude Kind
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-21 03:01:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, this is shit.
Submitted by Fister (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Really didnt have time to read all coments.
Was Lord Of The G-Strings , in there somewhere ??
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Longest Dong
Who's Your Big Daddy?
Fantastic Foursome
Lord Of the c-o-c-k Rings
Deuce Bigalo: Moneywhore
Anaconda (no need to change this one)
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-05-30 22:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-21 03:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, this is shit.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Glad-he-ate-her.
Submitted by Mr.Brightside (user info) at 2005-05-05 03:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
XXX: State of the Poonion
Submitted by Mr.Brightside (user info) at 2005-05-05 03:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sperminator 3: Rise of His Machine
Sperminator 2 I can see Arnold whipping out his cock to a cheesy "Its judgement day"
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry forgot the +2 for the porn...
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Or how about:
Licking Las Vegas
Dr. Strangelove (or How I Learned To Quit Jacking off and Fucked Your Mom)
-no that's not a comment; that's a proposed movie title
Oh and BTW - some of those titles listed ARE REAL porno movies...
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2005-05-03 19:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nrr (user info) at 2005-04-27 02:50:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
You losers've got nothin...
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon.
_____
impressive
Submitted by Wiggis (user info) at 2005-04-27 11:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Sound of Porno Music
Citizen's Cane
Ferris Bueller's Day Long Boff
Dunn Her
Sex, Lies, and more Sex
The Poonies
Moby's Dick
Whoregate
Rambone
Benny and Poon
Spaceballs (No need to change the title)
Indiana Bones and the Raiders of the Lost Ass
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
Indiana Bones and the Ass Crusade
Pokey and the Ass Bandit
The Twilight Bone
High Infidelity
Buttman & Rubbin
Seven Years in Her Butt
There's my contribution. You should make a second list incorporating all the ones people give you.
Submitted by nrr (user info) at 2005-04-27 02:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You losers've got nothin...
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon.
Submitted by j4callen (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow, you punned, poorly, repetively, unoriginally. Congrats!
Submitted by klipgogga (user info) at 2005-04-07 09:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Firstly, Hi! I'm new...
Secondly, to all yall pricks without a sense of humor... just the fact that this post has lasted for more than two years proves that it's actually quite amusing.
How about: "Drive This Miss Daisy" (Heard it on TV somewhere)
Submitted by Deb625 (user info) at 2005-03-26 21:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"Holes"
You don't have to change the title on that one, either.
Submitted by Diskincluded (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehehe, I can't help but think of "Twister" for the name of a S&M porno...
Submitted by fhebornin70 (user info) at 2005-03-10 00:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My contribution:
"Shaggle Rock"
"Gape Fear"
Submitted by ScottMaximus (user info) at 2005-03-03 17:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gay porn- Ray
million dollar gang bang
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-28 01:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60787
Submitted by KBCommando (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of the best non-serious posts I have ever read. I know, I know, thoughtless and crude but PWESOME. I think my personal favorite is The Pimpire Strikes Back. It just seems like it should be on a t-shirt somehwhere.
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The Grudge Fuck
Assault on Brothel 69
Sideways
Submitted by Deb625 (user info) at 2005-01-21 03:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Holes.
You don't even have to change the title.
also Glad-He-Ate-Her
Submitted by Kakashi-Sensei (user info) at 2005-01-19 00:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Kangaroo porks Jack in Australia"
Submitted by ssj4yamcha (user info) at 2005-01-18 07:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kangaroo jack.
Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-17 11:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vermin....he likes his porn..... check this out!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56905
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-03 11:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alexander.
Wait... It already IS a gay porn movie?
Oh... OK then.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-25 21:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most viewed message...
What the fuck...
Submitted by switters (user info) at 2004-12-24 00:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dodgeballs
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-11 23:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cocks...
A Clerks knock-off...
How has NO ONE thought of this yet...
Submitted by PrettyBondage (user info) at 2004-12-05 16:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Arma-Get-It-On (Armagedon) (that's a real one)
Submitted by thricepalermo (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Tom Hanks in "The man with one red testicle".
Submitted by Fish3000 (user info) at 2004-11-07 19:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Entertaining.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-04 20:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anyone heard of Pugwash the Pirate? Kids show. There's Pugwash, Seaman Staines, Master Bates and Roger, the cabin boy. The censors have hit the more recent episodes; I don't know how they got the first 3 series past.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-25 02:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45753
Submitted by original_cola (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
link whore and a +2
http://www.aolsux.us
Submitted by cyberchild_75 (user info) at 2004-10-15 15:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I needed a good laugh, I didn't get all the way threw, but here are some more....
Carrie 2- The RAG
Friday the 13th Part 69-Hockey Mask of Fur
No Principals-(The Principal)
The Whore-(The Core)
28 day Masterbater(28 days Later)
Road to Penetration-(Road to Perdition)
Higher Sperming-(Higher Learning)
50 first rapes-50 first dates
Submitted by Racist_as_fook (user info) at 2004-10-14 11:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how about... MEN IN BLACK MEN
SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES +
WHITE BITCHES SUCK BLACK COCK (new disney film out in december)
Submitted by jhon bei <butta_yobiscuit.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-10-11 23:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by landyuk at 2004-10-11 03:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Raiders of the Lost Ass
Shaving Private Ryan
Submitted by XXmunkyNUTZxxx (user info) at 2004-10-07 21:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Major Pain (no need to change)
Submitted by XXmunkyNUTZxxx (user info) at 2004-10-07 21:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wille Duerr
Submitted by letpandasdie (user info) at 2004-10-07 13:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the girl with the pearl necklace.
fancy a laugh? look at http://www.letpandasdie.com
Submitted by Hippie101 (user info) at 2004-09-28 15:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bruce almighty (just have to elaborate on the heavenly... umm... moment. she's hot, i want one.)
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-28 14:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yellow Rain, the R. Kelly movie
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deep Impact (no change)
How come no one has said that so far? It seems fairly obvious to me. And for the record, this is still on of my favorite posts because of it's long lasting ability to stay funny.
Submitted by project_nessa (user info) at 2004-09-26 01:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"All Giant on the Western Cunt"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-23 10:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
Submitted by paperplate5 (user info) at 2004-09-22 09:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, Playmate of The Apes is a real title. I saw it one night on TV. REALLY stupid. Bunch of retards in pink monkey suits.
Submitted by paperplate5 (user info) at 2004-09-22 09:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very funny. A worthwhile read. +2. I think these are ACTUAL titles Schindler's Fist, Playmate of The apes, the Bare wench project
Submitted by Spinder (user info) at 2004-09-20 23:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mr. Hollends Opedius.
.. and before you catch me up on the spelling.... its a really bad porno - they dont need things like spelling and acting ability. Tits suffice.
Submitted by Jennifer (user info) at 2004-09-16 14:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Alice in Underpants / Alice in Wonderbra (Alice in Wonderland)
The Little Frenchmaid (The Little Mermaid)
101 Positions (101 Dalmatians)
The Giant King (The Lion King)
Cherry Poppins (Mary Poppins)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs...
Toystory...
Monsters Inc...
Monster Mash...
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-11 06:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Most viewed? Why??? This is hardly worth reading. This is a "knock a post up before going on lunch" post... Very very easy post. I would have thought some of razors decent material might have made it up here, but this???
Submitted by Thomas Ford at 2004-09-10 09:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What about: White men can't hump.
Submitted by stubert (user info) at 2004-09-09 19:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how about
Malcom in the Middle
Me Myself and Irene
Indiana JOnes and the Temple PoonEveryone Loves Ramond
Fuck Me If You Can
Treasure Island (take a guess)
Beuty and the Beast
well i could probbily rhink of more but too much typeing
Submitted by pen15 (user info) at 2004-09-07 00:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Napoleons Dynomite
Submitted by bcwoods26 (user info) at 2004-09-03 13:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one actually deserves the "Kicker of all ass" +2. Not just for the actual post but for all the comments. That shit was so funny. Actually it got me in trouble a little. I was trying to give a status report to the commander and "In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon" spung up and I started laughing again. Then you know how it is...you start laughing when you aren't supposed to and it makes it that much funnier. I had to excuse myself and go to the bathroom and get it all out.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2004-09-01 06:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how about dawson's crack, twin cheeks, the penetrator
Submitted by RQ at 2004-08-30 02:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What about :-)) such potential classics as:
"Mr Smith Goes To Wash Her Mound" [...Washington]
"Butch Cassidy and the Sun-Dancing Queen" [...SundanceKid]
"In 'er Space" [Innerspace]
"Inn of the Sick Happiness" [...Sixth...]
"Briefs Encounter" [Brief...]
"Eat Woman, Drink Man" [Eat, Drink, Man, Woman]
"Big" [Hehehe]
"12 Angry Gay Men" [Category=MMMMMMMMMMMM lol]
"Lost in Transvestism" [translation: ....translation][a tragi-comedy, no doubt]
"You've Got Tail" [...Mail]
and so on and so forth, ad infinitum, for as long as can be imagined, and even then.....
Submitted by kingjc (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
how about making "fill bill" :)
Submitted by T at 2004-08-29 14:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-08-25 21:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Along with the cunt game forementioned, you can also play the anal game, where you just add "anal" to the beginning of any car name. Works best in trailer parks, where you'll find some greats as the "anal prowler" or the "anal jamboree". Never gets old.
Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Womb Raider (ewwwww.....)
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-08-24 05:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice one, reminds me of a little game we used to play in school called "The Cunt Game"!
Instead of making the titles dirty, just switch the last word of any movie/TV show/Song title with the word "cunt" for hilarious results...
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Hairy Porpoise and the Sorcerers Stones"
Submitted by ADAM FORD <THISISME.at.aol.com> at 2004-08-20 17:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuk off and grow up losers
Submitted by Alex83 (user info) at 2004-08-20 14:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey don't forget "German Beauty"
Btw. nice list
Submitted by HarryFeltersnatch (user info) at 2004-08-19 03:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, that list reminded me of an old porno my mother used to have hidden away in a drawer called Throbbing Hood.
Submitted by jiggs (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Pimpire Strikes Black!
Submitted by jiggs (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A Quiver Runs Through It
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-18 17:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31438
Submitted by Super_pwning_ninja (user info) at 2004-08-07 02:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I cannot believe that I did not see: Clear and Present Dildo(Clear and Present Danger)
Happy Crackwhore (Happy Gilmore)
Harlet's Web (Charlotte's web)
and of course James and the Giant Peach
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-04 01:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I, Fembot
Submitted by doorknob (user info) at 2004-08-04 01:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cum With the Wind (or blow it out your ass)
Submitted by door knob <bigowl.at.cox.net> at 2004-08-04 00:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ProtossPhreak (user info) at 2004-08-03 09:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Passion 2: Christ's Second Cumming
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-01 16:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.FreeFlatScreens.com/default.aspx?referer=7584498
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Submitted by Jesus Tymofie at 2004-07-30 19:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i heard this on tv... Men in Black Men
Submitted by Sardonix (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Gew, it's like I'm trapped in one giant, horrible pun. The numerous [unfunny] replies remind me of the token friend that seems to enjoy making very lame jokes, to which nobody laughs at.
Submitted by pinky10985 (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very very funni!
a couple more instead of
Forrest Hump
could be Foreskin Gump
Laying Private Ryan
could be Saving Ryans Privates... i think saving ryans privates was a sketch on mad tv at one time, but im not sure...
Submitted by signoir_aaron at 2004-07-26 16:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BRUCE ALMIGHTY good in bed... ha ha ha im great
Submitted by Akegata (user info) at 2004-07-23 04:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like knockoff porn titles.
Submitted by Tex (user info) at 2004-07-21 21:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Beer and Boning in Las Vegas
Submitted by ed <ed.at.gte.net> at 2004-07-16 20:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dr. Screwlittle
Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-13 17:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mrs deeds
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-12 18:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Backside to the Future... Nice.
Submitted by SixQuid at 2004-07-11 13:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just found this......lots of fun.
From beer to maternity
Crouching puppy, hidden virginity
The fast and the furious
Gone in 60 seconds
Blow
Rear Window
Playmate of the apes (this one is actually real)
(as is) K-Box
Keep 'em coming..........
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-07 18:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know its a year late but just found this post...
i have one too - riding boys in cars :)
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 13:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These are real:
Gay Men Having Sex with Eachother
Inserting Penises into Vaginas
Inserting Vaginas into Rectums
Inserting Small Children into Gay Men
Exchanging Bodily Fluids
Chlamydia Is Cool
Submitted by EvilRaff (user info) at 2004-07-01 19:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These are real:
The Last Anal Hero
Single Tight Female
The Poonies
Honey, I Blew Everybody
Malcolm XXX
Wet Dream On Elm Street
Beverly Hills 90269
Field Of Wet Dreams
Backside To The Future
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-07-01 15:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In Depends Today
J F's Kay
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2004-06-25 03:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beetlejism
Buttman
Buttman Returns
Harry Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions
etc.
etc.
Submitted by ItsOnlyHerpes13 (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OH YEAH I HAVE TWO MORE. BUT I DIDN'T MAKE THESE UP.
GLAD-HE-ATE-HER
CHARLIE'S ANUS
Submitted by ItsOnlyHerpes13 (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I DUNNO I FELT LIKE WRITING ONE. HOW ABOUT FUCKFEST AT TIFFANY'S.
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Off the top of my head (which isn't minty clean with listerine)....
Angela's Anus
The Three Cockateers
The Man in the Iron Chastity Belt
Behind Enemy Behinds
Spaceballs (No alterations needed)
And I have a date with a brownie (not the girl scout, pervies), so I'll be on my way.
Submitted by dave <articsock.at.yahoo.co.uk> at 2004-06-15 07:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh
Submitted by Rushfan72 (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Howz 'bout:
Men in Black Women
In and Out....and In again
Shaving Ryan's Privates (tons of variations...)
Diving in Miss Daisy
LoadWarrior
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-11 11:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bitanic
Tea Bagger Vance
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-07 15:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually have a new that's not here.
el *pause* BJ
the spanish version of LBJ.
Submitted by ZeroSkittles <zeroskittles.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-03 18:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad to see im not the only one who has watched "lord of the g strings"
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-05-31 23:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Romeo and Julio
Submitted by darknuke (user info) at 2004-05-31 21:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Passion of the Hot Blonde Lesbians (LOL)
Submitted by darknuke (user info) at 2004-05-31 21:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
XXX (no need to change it, lol :D)
Lord of the Nipple Rings
Women in Black
Harry Pussy and the Sorcerer's Fetish
Submitted by jumbleman (user info) at 2004-05-31 13:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lord of the Cock Rings
Kangaroo Jack Off
Fuck on You (stuck on you)
Suck on You
Big Fist (big fish)
The Twat in the Hat
Bad Boys (gay porn)
The Girl with a Pearl Necklace
Lost in Masterbation (lost in translation)
T.W.A.T. (s.w.a.t.)
Submitted by nrr (user info) at 2004-05-31 13:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon!
Submitted by lei (user info) at 2004-05-29 18:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-05-27 20:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go here: http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html
Submitted by PurpleHaze (user info) at 2004-05-27 16:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Saving Ryans Privates (Saving Private Ryan)
Blow (No need to change the title)
Golden Thighs (Golden Eye)
Big (No need to change the title)
Submitted by Ccenzo (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WILLY WONKY and the chocolate factory. Hehe. Crap, yes. I know.
Submitted by ralphmacchio (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah also The Bare Wench Project, and The Bare Wench Project 2: Book of Babes. Those are real ones.
Submitted by ralphmacchio (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always liked "Edward Penishands" or Dildohands I guess
Submitted by lenlen (user info) at 2004-05-26 01:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry i just thought of one more
The sexorcist
Submitted by lenlen (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pulp friction
a race oddessy 2001-interaccial flick
what women want part 2
Submitted by lenlen (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Charlies Anals
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not a big porn fanatic but i know of two that have funny names
but they aren't movie names. i just felt compelled to share.
eskimo gang bang
betty sunshine makes a salad (this one involves large hydroponic veggies)
Submitted by adam771 (user info) at 2004-05-23 14:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in spect her gadet
sea dicksit
Submitted by braincramp (user info) at 2004-05-20 01:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's some I made up:
Magic Johnson (after former-LA Lakers star of the same name)
Men on Fire (Man on Fire) Gay porn
13 Going Down on 30- after some of that sick Man/boy love gay porn
Hell! Boy!- west Texas redneck gay porn
Thelma and Lois- Lesbian chick flick
Independence Night- what happened after they killed the aliens
The Poon Identity
The Humping Man (The Running Man)
The Sperminator
The Sperminator 2: Humpment Day
There's Something Going in Mary
Apollo's 13- about some well-hung gay black man
Three Men and a Babe
The Adventures of Fuckleberry Finn
Kung Pow: Enter My Fist
Boy Soldiers (Toy Soldiers)- Gay military porn
The Cock (The Rock)- more gay porn
The Mammary (The Mummy)
The Good, the Bad and the Fucked
Poonstone (Tombstone)
3 Ninjas Fuck Back (3 Ninjas Kick Back)
Monster Balls (Monster's Ball)
As Horny As It Gets
Fucking Aphrodite
Fucked in 60 Seconds- about men with premature ejaculation
The Ass is Not Enough (The World is Not Enough)
How the Grinch Fucked Christmas
Meat the Parents (Notice how I spelled the first word!)
Save the Last Fuck (Save the Last Dance)
Searching for Bobby Fucker (Searching for Bobby Fischer)
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-19 09:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Full Metal Jack-off (J.Biafra + DOA)
Submitted by Captain-Cretin (user info) at 2004-05-19 05:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My Big Fat Greek At A Wedding
Knight Rider ( you dont even have to change the name for this one)
Flesh Gordon ( i already own a copy)
Starlight Sexpress
Bone in 30 Seconds
A Bitch Too Far
Pee On Me Herman
Road Strip
The Sheep and I
Position Impossible
Too Fat Too Furry
On the Bitch
Orgasms Eleven
Dildo's At Dawn
The Anal Guy
ps i have copyrighted all of the good one's to there!!!!
Submitted by paranoidandroid (user info) at 2004-05-17 01:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Beverly Hills 9021-HO!
Spankenstein
City of Anals
A Midsummer Night's Cream
Sheepless in Seattle
I Love Juicy
A Clockwork Orgy
And going along with the Lord of the G-Strings: Dildo Saggins, the Throbbit
Submitted by Electric Monk <electric_monk.at.softhome.net> at 2004-05-16 08:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Girl With a Pearl Necklace (Girl with a pearl earring)
Submitted by johboo (user info) at 2004-05-12 20:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Bone Collector (Didn't even change the name)
Submitted by rattbasturd (user info) at 2004-05-09 18:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Something I'd expect from a 13 year old pubescent. Come on.
Submitted by Samo Da Jerbal at 2004-05-08 18:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahha +2 ahhahahah
i gotta go take a crap bye