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CRAZY GNOME! crazy gnome! CRAZY GNOME! crazy gnome! (1188 hits)

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Rating: 0.8 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Bargled <bargled.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-14 22:06:10 EST


every year crazy gnome comes around and he looks at all your stuff and he laughs at you

crazy gnome is no one's friend
if you see crazy gnome around your house, feel self concious because he's laughing at you and all your stuff


i saw crazy gnome by my house twice this year
i didn't leave my house for a week each time


my stuff was violated by the crazy gnome


you probably dont even know him when you see him
"oh it's just that weird little mailman"

crazy gnome, crazy gnome
coming to your house going through your home
he's laughing at your stuff
crazy gnome



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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

CRAZY GNOME!

Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-15 02:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Crack kills man.

Submitted by PrettyBondage (user info) at 2004-12-15 01:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAAHAHAHAHAAHAA GNOMES!!!!!

Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-12-15 01:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

heh

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-12-15 00:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

McGuhddah will kick Crazygnome's ass.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-14 23:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i want to see the peener.

censorship is teh suck!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-14 23:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

lets get something straight, he steals my chicken and I'll start quoting biblical verses while he stares down my .45

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-14 23:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Im confused.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-14 23:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dont be fooled, crazy gnome will steal your chicken and your woman.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I want to buy this.

Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good shit.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll be laughing at this for a few days.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

B@W

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the subtle greatness of that lyric lies in the exquisite aftertaste of genius

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not...

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm looking forward to part 2.


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