Jerry Orbach illegal auction! Everything must go! (1424 hits)
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Submitted by Sully (View user info) at 2004-12-30 04:23:37 EST
For a limited time, feel free to place your bids on select items from the world of the late Jerry Orbach (RIP). This is just some stuff I managed to get my hands on before the reading of the will. This auction is highly illegal so all this shit has to go quickly.
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-28 00:37:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-27 23:50:10 EDT (#)
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All of your stuff so far has been funny, we need to find a way to get more people to read it.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:50:35 EDT (#)
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great post!
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-07-19 05:45:05 EDT (#)
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Sweet.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-07-18 18:56:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-06-28 21:36:24 (#)
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Another +2 because this post got a spit take from my wife who read the post while I was outside getting the mail.
Anyone have any tips on how to get diet coke out of laptop screen hinges?
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Throw said laptop into pot of boiling water, soak, rinse and repeat.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-06-28 21:36:24 EDT (#)
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Another +2 because this post got a spit take from my wife who read the post while I was outside getting the mail.
Anyone have any tips on how to get diet coke out of laptop screen hinges?
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-06-28 21:30:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-06-28 21:19:41 EDT (#)
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when are you going to post again, you rat bastard pirate?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-07 09:56:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-02-06 09:25:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-01-01 01:51:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-12-30 04:29:54 (#)
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I want the guns and cocaine.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-12-30 18:53:25 EST (#)
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You're my boy, Shlongy.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-12-30 17:32:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-30 17:23:39 EST (#)
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I love this kind of stuff.
Some of the regular Uber assholes should read this and take note of what is considered "funny" and what isn't.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-12-30 15:38:56 EST (#)
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Nothing gets by you I see, Mr. Cancer. I'm shakin in my boots! You and your 26,000 staring me in the face.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-12-30 15:33:25 EST (#)
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Nice way to bump up your post Sully. Getting a little nervous now that I've passed you?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-12-30 15:21:50 EST (#)
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Brilliant story by the way, DMD. Would make for a good post.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-12-30 12:44:13 EST (#)
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"newly crafted whatever the fuck boats have in them".
Avast, ye lubber! Shiver me liver!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-30 11:27:15 EST (#)
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bwahahahaha! dirty immigrant sex
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-30 10:48:44 EST (#)
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I have a half-finished Pepsi for the pubes...
WHAT?
I have a collection from all the L&O cast, except him and Ice T...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-30 10:34:08 EST (#)
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where do you see the entire mva board?
i bid $14.29, two calves, and a burnt bob dylan cd for one brick of the coke and the limpiadora.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-12-30 10:09:37 EST (#)
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Goddammit this is the last time I post something at 4 am in the morning.
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2004-12-30 05:20:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-12-30 05:14:26 EST (#)
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I'm putting down $50 on the cocaine and two bottle caps for Dr. Quinn.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-12-30 04:52:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-12-30 04:49:10 EST (#)
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I knew Jane Seymour's son in junior high school and he was holding some huge-ass Halloween party at her mansion and they had a haunted house/maze and I got to be one of the guys who scares the shit out of people inside and I scared the shit out of Jane Seymour the end.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-30 04:41:06 EST (#)
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boo.
don't make fun of my Law & Order guys death.
fuckin poopyhead
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-12-30 04:34:23 EST (#)
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I bid 1,000,020 for the guns and coke.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-12-30 04:31:53 EST (#)
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Not while I'm still awake, Mr. Cancer, not while I'm still awake! Bwahahahaha!!
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-12-30 04:29:54 EST (#)
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I want the guns and cocaine.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-12-30 04:27:18 EST (#)
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Damn you! I thought I could move ahead of you for 213th on the MVA list by posting my shit at 4 in the morning, but you thwarted my plans yet again!
Curse you, Sully!