Shlong-A-Tron X-5000 Insult Support Module is HERE! (1407 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.42 on 84 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kai (View user info) at 2005-05-05 18:15:38 EDT
I liked him fine when he was Nolan.at.basballwrite.whatever, and I had kinda hoped that Shlongy would be an interesting guy to kid around with; but in the short time I have been giving him the gears, he's demonstrated a definite lack of creativity in the insult department. I guess when you're drunk all the time, it's hard to think up new stuff, esp. when you commit daily mass genocide on your own brain cells like he does. usually people don't have such a big mouth unless they can actually back it up.
Some peoople here are really mean to him tho, going to great lengths to document how they "beat" him at something or another - this just makes him meaner. Wow great, you beat an old, lonely drunk at a battle of wits! And not only does he try to ignore it, but you can tell that every day he compensates by drinking a little bit more & staying sober a little bit less; he's on a downward slope, friends, and soon he will die.
And that would be sad. It's rare that someone becomes such an eager target on Ubersite, willing to expose themselves to as much abuse as they dish out - but in this case, Shlongy bears the load. Sure, he has a legion of newly post-pubescent "fans", but soon their pubes will grow in & they will realize what a loser they have been giving +2's to; then where will he be? This man needs our support, not our ridicule. His world gets smaller and smaller each day.
So I have decided to help him. I have been developing a robotic aid I call the "Shlong-A-Tron X5000" which is a companion/personal aid to lonely people who keep losing arguments on Ubersite. Not only will he have someone to drink with & tell his life's problems to, but he can get a few pointers on how to diss people properly, and with a bit of creativity.
THE PROBLEM: I don't want to change Shlongy or tell him what to say, so I loaded the core memory with all of shlongy's replies from ubersite to act as a baseline for future responses. However, I cannot reconcile the sheer volume of responses with the limited database which are his replies - he basically says the 5 same shit responses over & over again. The device was instantly obsolete (lending credence to the computer truism "garbage in, garbage out".
SO what I need from the Uber faithful are a NEW LIST of creative yet Shlongy-esque replies to load in the Shlong-A-Tron X5000 expansion pack. Any ideas? I can't recall anyone quite as consistently virulent as Shlongy, however a few of you out there are pure genius when it comes to the Uber Smackdown. Won't you lend an original barb to an alcoholic Uberite who is down on his luck? PLEASE!?
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a good one.
Kai's ONLY good one. He sucks cock.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One of the acceptable flame posts on the site
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-09-28 17:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:12:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
God remeber when I beat shlongy in a straight rip battle then made a big post about it
Thats what I do
I said it!
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I remember.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care what anyone says, gay donuts just taste better.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-17 14:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't include the word dipshit in your ad. It can't be a real Shlongy product without "dipshit."
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-17 14:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does it come in a leg humping version?
Not that I would want one...
<runs away>
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-17 09:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-17 09:17:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:52:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
And he's a ratlitory -2er. Lowest of the losers. "
Thats fucking HYSTERICAL coming from you.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70846
"Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-16 15:29:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
....4) Auto -2 because you're on my nerves from Day 1. "
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That is fucking classic.
Have a -2 because you swear by it KAI!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-17 09:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The pic made this a +2.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-17 09:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:52:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
And he's a ratlitory -2er. Lowest of the losers. "
Thats fucking HYSTERICAL coming from you.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70846
"Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-16 15:29:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
....4) Auto -2 because you're on my nerves from Day 1. "
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-17 09:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
silly
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-17 08:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed this one. Have a late +2 for the effort.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-05-08 00:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Save Shlongy.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 03:17:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy poops blood cause I fuck the skin off his asshole
Damn I am like a rip machine
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damn, Foamy is a god.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Psssssst: You can generally tell the gender by checking to see if the baby HAS A PENIS, dipshit.
"Warning: The following may contain irony, satire, or ill conceived attempts at making you laugh, and should not be taken seriously. The views of this author do not necessarily reflect the views of the author".
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-06 09:54:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Right on. This was funny Kai.
How is the wife? I hope everything is going well.
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Thanks! I just got some very evil looking ultrasounds.... will post ASAP. I'll need help guessing the gender & picking a name...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sick of Shlongy posts.
Until the next one that I post.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-05-06 10:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's some material for the schlong a tron that aptly describes the schlongster:
Schlongy is an assclown, a rump ranging, pillow biting, poopy dick.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-06 10:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this?
Awesomeness Kai, straight awesomeness
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-06 10:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed quite a lot.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-05-06 10:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where can I buy one of these?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-06 10:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh. This was fairly funny, but I still think Shlongy rocks.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-06 09:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right on. This was funny Kai.
How is the wife? I hope everything is going well.
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-06 09:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep that battle rolling...
It that's really whatt you want.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-06 08:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
naaaaaah.
he's still got the spark.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-06 07:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone come pick me up off the floor.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 03:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy poops blood cause I fuck the skin off his asshole
Damn I am like a rip machine
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-06 00:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BoredOfTheDance....clever. Yes I am.
I suspect Shlongy is an 800 pound gay man who is so fat he's trapped in his room all day with only the internet and a soiled blanket to comfort him.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-05-06 00:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant. you know I don't think shlongy is rich. I think he is old and eithe rretired or unemployed. If he was rich eh wouldn't sit ont he internet all day, he would do other things. Like, buy a 12 year old Chinese girl into sex slavery.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHlongy, what's the drink-o-meter say?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BoredOfTheDance.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry kai, this post still rocks.
+2
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck shlongy, why are you on this site all day? seriously, do you have a life? and i dont mean "yeah, im a 43 year old investment banker with a corvette and a big steam boat", i mean do you have any REAL FRIENDS? a GIRL FRIEND, perhaps? are these things missing in your life. i suspect they are.
honestly man, this is the internet. nothing fucking matters. go watch tv.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You were always boring but that never stopped me from ridiculing you, dipshit.
Alters=cowards.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah. I'm an alter. I admit. Wow. You busted me. You're so smart and funny.
I'm done with you. You're just boring now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh...I made a typo....God forbid.
Like we don't know that there's at minumum, 2 Foamy alters in this room at any one time, you ignorant fuck.
Oh, and spare us the camwhore...just drop by anytime, tough guy.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The pedophile remark is still best reserved for Fetish, regardless if he comes back or not.
I shudder to think of the shit posts people would make if it weren't for shlongy. God forbid people actually think or put effort into their shit posts.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:19:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy's a cock bitch.
plain and simple, no need for some flashy comeback.
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I know. I'm starting to get bored with his shit. Did you see the part where he corrected himself and the correction was wrong? After that I just started losing interest.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I have to explain this to you. The ass joke was my attempt at Captain Foamy humour. Note the sentence structure. The intentional misspelling of words. It appears I was successful. Thank you.
Threatening people with physical violence over an anonymous internet forum is the lamest thing I've ever witnessed. However, one day I'll camwhore just for you and you could see just how badly outmatched you would be in a fight.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy's a cock bitch.
plain and simple, no need for some flashy comeback.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:09:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha....needle dick. Still more quality repartee!!!
I like the way you threaten people over the internet. I've seen your photo and its pretty laughable. You'd pack the punch of a puny 45 year old sedentary alcoholic.
Let me get this straight. Your "A" game is an ass fucking joke...and you have the nerve to mock out a "needle dick" jab?
You're a fucking retard.
As far as "You'd pack the punch of a puny 45 year old sedentary alcoholic" is concerned, it's still more than enough to beat the living shit out of you without breaking a sweat though, isn't it, dipshit? Yup.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy punches from the elbow dont be afraid of him
And I farted in his moms pillow case
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
dont tell
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha....needle dick. Still more quality repartee!!!
I like the way you threaten people over the internet. I've seen your photo and its pretty laughable. You'd pack the punch of a puny 45 year old sedentary alcoholic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you fucked me in the ass, you would think that I would have felt it, needle dick. But alas, I didn't.
Anyway, you're a liar. You've never gotten fucked in your life.
Although, if I'm ever in your neighborhood, I'd be more than happy to fuck your face up with a couple of right hands to your teeth.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahaha. The cavalry has arrived.
Not that I needed it. I pretty much won this thing when Shlongy corrected himself but his correction was still wrong. A classic moment in uber history. Let me try:
Shongy is so gay he crosses his legs when he sucks his dads dick.
I fucked him in the arse.
I said it!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy you're just jealous
because Foamy rocks you hard
so hard, you crapped yourself
Foamy punched you
but you were into that, too
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear to Christ, that ever since I did this post, Shlongy and his Fans- An Uber Love Affair (:http://www.ubersite.com/m/64248)
less than a month ago, there's been at least 30 new ones. And it took me forever to compile that last list.
Hate is cool.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've only had like 4 scotches...the asshole I'm debating is just stupid.
He's not old enough to drink...legally.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
or most drunk.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So which one of you idiots is the drunkest?
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With Shlongy's army of haters following him around (and yes, I include myself) this thing should be +10 billion by the time we're finished.
Shlongy....nice attempt at "retilliting"....or was that "retittilating" or "retootling" or "retiling". Yes. I think it was retiling. I must see to those bath tiles. They're getting a bit dated.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why shouldn't it? Between the subject matter, and the 18 +2's I've given you, this piece of shit could be at 2.3 by morning.
Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe this piece of shit clawed it's way back up to a +1.5 rating.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But try and remember...you're superior to no one.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't need to pretend.
I'll admit you do add something to this site. I do get to laugh at your feeble attempts at insulting everybody and you do make me feel superior. Thanks.
Everyone here is putting on an act, geekazoid. In reality you're probably a 16 year old girl from Kazakhstan.
Sparky.....aahahahahahaa. Keep em coming.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahaha.......
ratlitory...
retalitory...
It's "retaliatory" loser.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wrongo, Sparky.
Don't try and pretend that you're as "smart" as I am. Or that CanucksFan is anything more than an immature, dorky little naive dipshit.
You add nothing to this site, and probably don't add too much to society, in general.
Like it or hate it, I add something to this site. The occasional laugh...a great target who can take the abuse as well as give it, and...
I allow fucking zeros like you to feel superior to someone for a brief moment in your miserable day.
But remember, it's just an act that I'm putting on.
You have no excuse.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy - I'm glad my handle causes you pain. Whereas I was being ironic by using that name I suspect you calling yourself "Shlongy" was the "coolest" handle you could come up with and therefore a desperate cry for help.
You should keep these reviews coming though. It's just more material. I mean "geekazoid". Seriously? Thanks for that. Lets plug that one into the Shlong-a-tron X5000. Pure gold, corky.
Anyway, in response to your comments....no. I think you're the one that doesn't get it. Unfortunately for you his comment WAS an accurate portrayal of one of your posts (with some slight exaggeration).
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"retalitory..."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lordofthedance- (it pains me even to TYPE a nickname as gay as that)-
I did NOT miss the point.
CanucksFan was trying to be witty, clever and/or funny.
But if he was going to do that, he should have tried for an accurate portrayal, with caricaturish exaggeration. He didn't.
Because he doesn't "get it".
And in this case, neither did you.
His review sucked. All his posts suck. And he's a ratlitory -2er. Lowest of the losers.
Which adds up to a fairy 17 year old mommy's boy, with no worldly experience to speak of, trying to "hang with the big boys".
He shouldn't even be "hanging with people his own age". He's a dork. And he cries if you insult him...and minus twos you if you do it to one of his shit posts.
He's a baby. I don't like REAL babies...why would I like a teenage one? I want him to leave and come back when he grows some pubes and gets some common sense.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
geekazoid?
wow.
Damn I knew I was forgetting the wal mart insult...
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Shlongy has rated on the last 10 million posts ever made.
I also think he missed the point of CanucksFan's post. I do believe that he purposefully neglected to use punctuation or grammar.
Shlongy is getting old....literally and figuratively.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How'd you do?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Shlongy has rated on my last 10 posts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's one of Uber's MAIN problems: Teenagers.
Especially teenagers whose moms buy them their clothes at WalMart.
Example:
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:14:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Zits young kid zits wheres mommy?
Im a fuckin rockstar fuck u bitch ass zitty
fuckwit zithead bitch
An adult, or a smart, non-geekazoid teenager would have taken this shot at Shlongy and done it correctly. Not CanucksFan.
Shlongy does not, and has never used "ebonics".
Shlongy ALWAYS uses proper punctuation and tries to use proper grammar in his alarmingly witty retorts, kind of as a "Life Lesson" to teenagers.
But this idiot still can't get it right. He refuses to learn. Oh, and he's not funny. At all.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zits young kid zits wheres mommy?
Im a fuckin rockstar fuck u bitch ass zitty
fuckwit zithead bitch
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God remeber when I beat shlongy in a straight rip battle then made a big post about it
Thats what I do
I said it!
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. "You are a pimple-faced crackwhore fuck bitch piss cunt."
2. "You are a retard. Go back to high school and pop those zits, corky."
3. "If I ever meet you I'm going to beat you like a red-headed step-child, shitforbrains."
4. "-2DIE"
5. "Nice try, dipshit. You suck at life. Homo. Ok, Mr Wizard?" (this is my personal favourite)
Hang on...you wanted new ones that he hasn't used before. Sorry. What about having your new fangled machine run random permutations of his existing insults. e.g.
"You are a crackwhore dipshit wizard at life!!!"
"Retard I am step-child homo, corky?"
"Nice -2DIE zits piss retard."
"Shitforbrains suck Homo zits piss zits piss. Nice."
I think these could be used to great effect.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. I'm on my third Abelour on the rocks this evening. Woooooooooeeeeeee!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You dipshits would be completely out of material by now if not for Shlongy.
Recent statistics show that 87.92% of all Uber posts are:
1)ABOUT Shlongy
2)Use "Shlongy" (trademark) in the title as a Hit Magnet
3)Feature Shlongy in part of the post or story
4)Are reviewed by Shlongy
5)-2ed by Shlongy.
What's WRONG with you people? I think we have seen that Uber, as a collective whole, is in danger of "running out of new ideas for posts"
i.e.(See: Adam's latest; Habeeb's latest; pretty much all of MickGinny's 'Red on The Head' series; Zak's soft core porn pictures; WTH ad infinitum; All Shlongy posts)
If I leave, this shithole might just shutter the windows and close up shop.
Instead of the futile attempts at insulting me - I cannot be insulted because I have superpowers -You should be thanking me and praising me, like you would Allah. Or A-Rod.
This wasn't bad, Lardass.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And here it is.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
His comments to me ARE mostly the same thing.
First I was a fat, old, white trash whore.
< One terrible camwhore pic later>
Now I'm a crack/meth/heroin/insert your favorite drug here whore.
I wish he'd just pick a drug and get on with it.
But it's always the same lines.
I've been nowhere.
I am nothing but a drugged out whore.
I need to quit whining about my usless life.
BUT he'd DO me.
Ah fuck him, his insults are usless. He's becomming such a sad little man.
+2 for your post and for putting the Shlongman in the same sentence with WhatTheHell in a post and pissing his tiny little ego off with it. I'm still giving you +2's for life for that one.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, so many replies and NOT A DAMNED THING worth programming into the autoresponse unit of the X5000. I guess all the SMART kids stayed late at school, hopefully they'll log on after dinner & help the old guy out.
To enhance performance, I've considered rerouting power from life support directly to X5000's positronic cereberal net, but the risk of verteron particle build up resulting in a tetreon cascade is far too great; perhaps I will draw plasma from the portside nacells and bombard it with chronitron pulses, just to see what happens. Suggestions?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay okay. Me and my humorless ass will try to be less...um, unhumorless.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:30:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
10 OPEN PARSE
20 VOICE COMMAND
30 SPEAK
40 'NICE TRY DIPSHIT'
50 GOTO 30 REPEAT 2 COUNTER 2
60 END
i'LL take my ONE MILLION dolaars, now, Mr. Gates!!!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you can't seriously be selling those things.
too many irrate Ubers out their would molest them.
just to hear it say: "shitfuck isn't talking about Shlongy, you fucking high school fag genius"
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"not just vibrators anymore"???
what has this world come to?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
10 OPEN PARSE
20 VOICE COMMAND
30 SPEAK
40 'NICE TRY DIPSHIT'
50 GOTO 30 REPEAT 2 COUNTER 2
60 END
i'LL take my ONE MILLION dolaars, now, Mr. Gates!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I swear to God I though I saw Shlongy at the Safeway near my house the other day. Same hat and everything as the picture. I was going to go up and ask 'Hey, are you Shlongy?' then I realized that even if it was him, I was going to end up hurt some how.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:21:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm getting very tired of this internecine bullcrap.
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Oh come on. This isn't a hate post, it's just poking fun. Lighten up!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:25:07 EDT (#)
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domenad is right, but the dog made me laugh out loud
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:21:38 EDT (#)
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I'm getting very tired of this internecine bullcrap.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:18:30 EDT (#)
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I really want one of these so I can kick it across the room after it tries to molest my toaster.