Post While Sober, Review While Drunk (1435 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 1.33 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2005-07-25 13:26:34 EDT
I usually don't visit Uber on the weekends when I'm at home, but with UM going on now, I've wanted to make sure I can cover the plethora of posts that are out there.
So, I've checking in in the evenings, and of course, I've got plenty of cold frosty beers with me, as well as the occasional Irish Whisky.
I have noticed that reviewing is a lot more fun when you're drunk - I tend to come up with better zingers, and I find stupid shit to be a lot more amusing. It is harder to hate on someone properly, though - I find one tends to go for the cheap and easy shot "you Fucky McFuckFuck!", so that's best left alone.
Posting however, should be done while sober (or least, revised while sober). Whatever creative muse that may strike you from the bottom of a shot glass is going to be a faded and distant memory the following morning.
As always, your mileage may vary, and please, don't drive and post - the life you save may be your own.
Here is a picture of my skank girlfriend, as a sorbet, to cleanse the palate...
User Reviews
Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-28 08:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:40:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-27 09:25:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT !!!ELEVENTY ONE
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Retaliatory -2's are teh ghey secks
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-03 21:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your boyfriend has sizeable A cups.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-03 21:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im sorry i failed to take your advice.
Submitted by Eternal_Dragon (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
poop
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-26 03:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
George Thorogood summed it up best, my brothers - cain't we all just get along?
And, i am hitting all cylinders on my reviews tonight - I will have to review whilst drunk all the time ,apparently...
Submitted by dragonOT02 (user info) at 2005-07-26 01:30:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2005-07-25 15:30:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
The only name I need to know at any bar: Jack Daniels.
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Fuck Jack and fuck you! Everyone knows Jim is better.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-25 19:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my new vagina hurts - I'll post about it tomorrow, I guess.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-07-25 18:07:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-25 14:18:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 skank girlfriend
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-07-25 18:04:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2005-07-25 15:30:57 EDT (#)
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The only name I need to know at any bar: Jack Daniels.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-25 15:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
prolly cause I found her pic on alt.herpes.sufferers....
GO COLDSORE WOO!!!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-25 14:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 skank girlfriend
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your girl looks good to me
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:34:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:30:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
A message to ammend this post:
And NEVER submit an UberMadness Entry while drunk. Bad mistake. I have no regrets, though.
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Fucking amen.
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A-FUCKING-MEN
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great philo
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:30:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
A message to ammend this post:
And NEVER submit an UberMadness Entry while drunk. Bad mistake. I have no regrets, though.
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Fucking amen.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:34:33 EDT (#)
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Your girl looks like she can party pretty hard
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll tell you what, send me the 1800 for some margaritas and I'll promise to get good and fucked up and review posts. Why's the woman a skank? I sense a story.....
:-)
Submitted by Homebrew (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like a good idea to me. I tend to get drunk all weekend and a couple or few times during the week, so look for some random explitives flying your way.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great pic!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A message to ammend this post:
And NEVER submit an UberMadness Entry while drunk. Bad mistake. I have no regrets, though.