A list of posts Bart the fascist asshole has hit-capped and blocked from Google, and naked green slime wrestling (NSFW) (8472 hits)
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Submitted by (V)eTHoD (View user info) at 2005-08-27 15:00:42 EDT
Bart is such a fucking fascist prick, always keeping us down. Kicking our very own Michael Jackson out of Ubermadness on some unfounded rumors that he's a so-called "alter", Banning Habeeb left and right for no reason at all, removing posts just because someone with a vagina asked him to, etc.
I think it's time to overthrow him and appoint a new leader. He's no longer fit to lead us. This is not the Ubersite I came here for.
Below is the list of posts that Bart doesn't want you to see. He's capped the hits on them and made sure they would never appear on Google. There's a hidden file on Ubersite that tells the search engines to ignore the below posts. Seriously.
It's all part of a huge conspiracy on his part to stifle the masses.
Below that is naked green slime wrestling.
It doesn't get any better than this post.
It's time to take back Ubersite.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19856
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11025
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11026
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11038
http://www.ubersite.com/m/4601
http://www.ubersite.com/m/4630
http://www.ubersite.com/m/4626
http://www.ubersite.com/m/4625
http://www.ubersite.com/m/4609
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23284
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23122
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22988
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22896
http://www.ubersite.com/m/20482
http://www.ubersite.com/m/20269
http://www.ubersite.com/m/20603
http://www.ubersite.com/m/10942
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23275
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28227
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28353
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12815
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30131
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30650
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30792
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19565
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14874
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23666
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15707
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31100
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28815
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30348
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27713
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23323
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31900
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28856
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32516
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31020
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32803
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34994
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35788
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31223
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36721
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34434
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51435
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37395
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56115
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61868
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57760
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56361
User Reviews
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-17 23:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, that is some old shit. I found squattail's first post, whoo........
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-09-06 10:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well deserved plus2. I spent almost the whole day looking through the posts and the reviews to figure out why they were blocked. Most entertaining.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not because I hate bart (or know him really).
On principle.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
amusing
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent hitwhore...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-29 09:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whoa
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-29 01:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post will get 10,000 hits easily.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-08-28 01:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You enter my house, you play by my rules. I guess Bart feels the same.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im happy he put it on thar.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh.
nevermind.
I know why.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't understand why my prison riot post is on there.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Would bart really ban for this?
Besides, you missed the posts of Urbane he "deleted".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's the point of this shit?
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your pussy juice flowing, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
that slime looks like green oatmeal.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-08-27 18:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart After Dark
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-08-27 16:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Naked pictures of my 8 year old daughter
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-08-27 16:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm all for hot chicks wrestling in nothing but a thong, but why fucking green slime?
I ignored the rest of this post.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 16:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5395
What does this mean then, conspiracy theorists?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-08-27 16:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've had three posts capped and the hits taken away. About 120,000 hits in total from those posts, but I've got a few others that are on the way up and I haven't even posted in months.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-27 16:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Any reason why he would cap the hits and obscure them from google?
I remember Rizzo's neverending thread? I can see why he'd have to cap the number of reviews for that, but I don't understand any of the others.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bad cops
bad cops
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find all this stuff fascinating.
I guess these are all the people who Bart has refused to delete the posts but has had them taken off google, and also some of the people trying to cheat the system. I've seen worse than here, though.
Until we start paying bart though, he can do what the fuck he wants- that's the beauty of uber.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please tell me this is a joke.
"It's time to take back Ubersite." As though the thousands of idiots on here created it themselves, and Bart stole it?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, stealing pictures off your sister's computer isn't nice.
Bad boy. Very bad.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's like, 75,000 uber posts. A hundred of them are blocked up. Of the 100, probably 85 of them suck shit, anyway. So there's 15 posts that have entirely uncalled for Bartistic interventions? That's 1 in 5000 or .0002%. Who gives a shit?
Auto green slime wrestling +2
Oh, and chill out.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jello not slime, Method. Because there's always room for jello
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
barts an arsehole sometimes, but he pays for the site, whataya gonna do
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am unable to find this even slightly arousing. The slime reminds me of snot.
I'm bored. What's everyone doing tonight?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As far as you are concerned, there is no message 34994
I hate that message
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's the green slime wrestling, isn't it, Manic?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, you're probably going to get banned becasue of that post. I'll miss you.
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God I hope not. I'm really starting to like you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually a few, yes. Some of them I don't even know why they were blocked from search engines - they're normal posts with like 7 reviews and +2's.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't click on all those links. Anything worth seeing?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tom, you personify weird, you freak of nature.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're really weird sometimes.
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hm.
you're right.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because of this post?
Yeah, probably, but the irony will almost be worth it.
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, you're probably going to get banned becasue of that post. I'll miss you.