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My mission from God: Kill the space bunnies (4660 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.64 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-12 15:44:51 EDT


I think I'm going insane, but I'm NOT! I have had a fever for five days and a minor rash covering my body from the chest up and then, the evil space bunnies took over my house. You think I'm crazy now, but I took pictures of my battle with them, and it was a slaughter! Owned.

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Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fevers will do strange things to you...

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-23 02:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what comment?

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-04-08 03:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

again with the poop.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-03 03:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Boy! You need a haircut.

And good job with the, er, rabbits...

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a secret.

In the last frame...

I was making chicken broth!

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

At the risk of sounding "maybe" like Gwen Stefani,



This shit is bananas. B.A.N.A.N.A.S.

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment Needed

Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-19 11:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Har Har! Bunny!

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-17 20:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice. Did you take any hits?

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-17 20:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're Bananas

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2005-12-17 20:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2005-10-30 11:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.bash.org/?572066

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-27 17:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

please.. boy and his bike part II already. that was brilliant.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-13 15:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Like I've said, I don't know what his problem is. I don't badmouth his posts or constantly give him unwarranted negative ratings. I'm ok with his sexual preference. I never had a problem with him until he started up one day because he didn't like the way I had changed my articles on here. I don't get it.

It's the same way with you, minus the whole sexual preference thing. I used to get along fine with you, and then one day, bam. You disliked me.

Oh well, I guess.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-13 11:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've never seen Mr. Sorrell angry at anyone or anything. I didn't think it was possible.

Little did I know that identity theft was the answer.

Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2005-10-13 11:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 on principle for awesome video game references.


Stay orange.
--JW

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-13 11:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed multiple times at this.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 10:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God is a urinating cloud.

Deep, man, deep.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-10-13 10:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah. Sorry you guys had a breakup.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-13 08:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Looks like Andy Dick on a meth binge

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-10-13 08:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-13 08:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Let's see, why would I automatically assume that's what you're talking about?

1. I've never been accused of trying to write like ANYONE else by any other person.

2. You and Spencer are practically joined at the e-hip and he CONSTANTLY says I'm copying Simmons for some reason, even though I've been writing the way I do since I was 16....ten years ago. Granted, I used to use a few of his catch phrases because I really liked them, but I don't do that anymore, ever.



Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-10-13 03:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kind of funny. I had no intentions of calling Sorrell on this Bill Simmons deal, but he was quick to debunk that he doesn't copy him. Why, isn't that a tad fishy? Why are you looking at me like that? I do not look at bestiality porn.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-10-12 22:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What ever happened to the birds?


Submitted by Agentmorneo (user info) at 2005-10-12 21:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Was that Andy Dick on a mission from Gad?

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-10-12 20:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

-1 for the worst drawings of a space bunny I have ever had the displeasure of witnissing


Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-10-12 20:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I vote this is awesome and the rest of you can blow me.

Especially Tom Sorrell, who's copying Bill Simmons whether he wants to admit it or not.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-10-12 20:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

not funny in the slightest. waay too much effort.

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-12 20:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let's get married.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-12 19:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is a deuce, you freakin' philistines!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-12 18:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love posts like this one.

Submitted by tyronnicus (user info) at 2005-10-12 18:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I kept hoping and hoping it would get better... but it never really did.

Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-10-12 18:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 because this took a lot of effort.

-1 because it was so lame.

Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2005-10-12 18:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Absolutely spectacular.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-12 17:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I didn't know Andy Dick had a younger brother.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Doom screenshot.



Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

U CANT STFU GOD DUDE!!!! WTF?!!??!!?111

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

kickass

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn Space Bunnies are a real nuisance.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oho, nooooo comment.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"You're always striving to be like someone else, it's really irritating, especially when you're trying to be like me. Make up your own insults. You're a disgrace to the art of flaming."


Oh, I'm sorry....who am I ever "striving to be like"? Bill Simmons? Why's that, because I like writing about sports and I tend to ramble? Please.

And me quoting you there was quite appropriate, in my humble opinion. Why? Because my review on this was as ridiculous as yours was on mine. But ratings don't matter anyway, so who gives a shit?

And I'm sorry, but I don't give a rat's swollen ass about "flaming" you. I think this sucks and isn't the least bit funny. I don't have a personal thing against you. I've even given you several positive ratings in my time. I just happen to think this post sucks.


Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Tom, do you have a creative bone in your entire body? You're always striving to be like someone else, it's really irritating, especially when you're trying to be like me. Make up your own insults. You're a disgrace to the art of flaming.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Reading this gave me the most intense feeling of deja vu/paranoia I have ever felt. As a result, I can no longer post or review on this site. It's too dangerous. Thanks Uber, I'll miss you.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like the fluids resulting from sexual intercourse between Carrot Top and Andy Dick.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This would be entertaining if it was entertaining.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-12 15:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"...this is the first camwhoriffic post of yours I've come across."
Never said it was your first camwhore, rabbit hunter.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-10-12 15:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG t0mz0rzzzzz

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-12 15:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good work. I like this way better than the crappy shit about rape and goatse that you see here all too often.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-10-12 15:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nuh uh is not my first camwhore by any means you're just uneducated. I think I posted a camwhore of myself a few posts ago. And yes, I did look like Andy Dick then too.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-12 15:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sure I'm covering old, old ground with this, but since this is the first camwhoreiffic post of yours I've come across I'll just go ahead and mention it: You look freakishly like Andy Dick.
May God have mercy on your soul.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-12 15:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I particularly liked the DOOM screenshot.

Submitted by JMS (user info) at 2005-10-12 15:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesomeness.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-10-12 15:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, and I would like to note that Jinky Williams' skillz paid off here too.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-10-12 15:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is awesome, and I think I'll nominate it for BAW.


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