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Matt LeBlanc Is Not My Mother! (627 hits)

Category: News

Rating: -0.55 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nom DeGuerre (View user info) at 2005-12-05 15:15:13 EST

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Once upon a land there was a chap who had five friends. One of them was gay so he divorced his lesbian and the other five never swore, which I thought was very polite of them.

Anyway, back to the main point of the story which is that the chap with five friends was said to be absolutely delicious darling, but, alas he had a secret. A dirty secret. A handsome secret. A secret secret.

And this was that. The chap, who we will call Djoe'e(name changed to protect his/her privacy), was in fact a leopard. Look, I have a picture which proves he is a leopard!

Yes, leopard.

He is a leopard.

Leopard.

Lep. Pard.

Him her is a lep lep lep lep lep pard. A leo-ple. A leo-ple pee-ople leo-pard. A pard.

He was a leopard. Leo the lion. A leopard. He was a leopard.

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User Reviews

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-05 17:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Leopard, huh?

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-05 17:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-12-05 17:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Matt LeBlanc is not my mother (Woo!)
He's just an actor
He thinks I am the one
But I'm not that asshole's son

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I don't like this. I don't like that kangaroo. I don't like that show. I don't really like anything after having clicked on this post.

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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oooooooooooo K.

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Def Leppard Rox.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

yOU is are a tard. re-tard ree ree ree ree tard - el retardo supremo ree ree ree ree ree ree ree ree ree ree ree ree

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Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.

-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown

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