Things You Probably Don’t have to do at Work that I do (2543 hits)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2006-01-12 14:47:01 EST
Things You Probably Don't have to do at Work that I do
I love my job. I'm never "Bored at Work" even though I can no longer access Uber. Here is a list of things that I wouldn't have to do if I worked in a cube.
The little things are what grind you down as a teaching. Schools survive on lots and lots of little rules- over the years we've had rules on all the latest fads- POGs, yo- yos, tazos, Pokemon cards, tamagochis, football trading cards, those necklaces made of sweets.
.I spend a large part of my day picking up these minor infringements. Did you have any stupid rules when you were at school?
Kids at my school are not allowed to:
eat in the corridor,
wear too much make-up, jewellery or nail varnish
wear trainers (or anything other than black or brown shoes)
ride their bikes in the playground
leave the school site during the day
chew gum
smoke
fight
swear at staff
wear their shirts untucked
be in the corridors without a permission note
be late
be in the school building before a certain time
use mobile phones in school
take pictures on mobile phones in the school
listen to MP3 players in school
use hotmail
play online games
use proxy servers to get round the above
bring mopeds to school
wear non regulation school trousers
have extreme hair
have any piercings except one in each ear
wear anything other than a single stud in each ear.
You get the idea. Did you have to ask anyone to take out a nose stud today? Did you have to tell kids off for running in the corridors? Have you ever had to inform a 16 year old girl that her skirt is too short? Have you ever had to confiscate a "belly bar" or a spud gun? Tempted to enrol on teacher training yet?
(oh yes... Inspired by this http://www.ubersite.com/m/82259)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-07-02 19:16:46 EDT (#)
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MOST REASONS I WOULDN'T BE A DELINQUENT CHILD AWARD!!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:02:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:51:08 (#)
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you tap on their chests? they sleep at school? what are you running some sort of workhouse?
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Pre-school...
Our child-labour division is still in the design stage.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:51:08 EST (#)
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you tap on their chests? they sleep at school? what are you running some sort of workhouse?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:35:28 EST (#)
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Oh, and there are Japanese ways to sit/stand/walk etc...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:29:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:13:53 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:06:51 (#)
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HA! I have you beat! I work at a Japanese school. These guys literally teach these guys "correct Japanese" styled ways to do anything and everything.
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write a post about it- I'm really curious now!
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I'll probably wait til i get a few more funny stories from these kids before i post anything about it. Everything here is just a bit funny though. For example, i have to teach the kids to eat with a fork holding it with their hands twisted around upide-down. This is so they are comfortable when they grow out of forks and are taught chop-sticks. Also, to put kids to sleep, we tap on their chest because jap mothers do this, or something...
To quote Pulp Fiction "It's the little differences."
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:06:51 EST (#)
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HA! I have you beat! I work at a Japanese school. These guys literally teach these guys "correct Japanese" styled ways to do anything and everything.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-30 05:46:58 EST (#)
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good post girl!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-18 15:19:52 EST (#)
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WEEKS?
Are you crazy, woman?
We can't wait that long for a quality C1ndy post!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 15:04:50 EST (#)
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I'm making a picture post. It won't be ready for a couple of weeks. It's going to be quality.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:22:24 EST (#)
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Post more you pompey scumbag.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-08 00:37:57 EST (#)
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still eating shoes, darling?
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-29 05:45:49 EST (#)
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MMMMmmmmmmmmmmm, think you may need a change of employment old girl.hip hip and all that rot what.get the fuck outa there ,before you go stupid.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-29 05:29:14 EST (#)
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hi girl!
thanks for...uh, u know
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-24 09:30:38 EST (#)
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We must be experts in American football. We got tied 7th in the NFL contest!
Actually, so did all the people who just picked the first team in each of the matchups.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:32:50 EST (#)
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I sent you an email
redskieslookfake.at.hotmail.co.uk
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:00:48 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82637
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C1ndy - rate my post! Also we must talk media sometime!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:29:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-19 14:05:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2006-01-17 18:21:40 (#)
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you should have one of your students set up & show you how to use a proxy server so that you can access uber. i dare you to run a nazi flag up the flagpole outside one night. take pictures.
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1. I know how to use proxy servers. I choose not to because many of them are filtered too, and it's not worth getting caught doing.
2. British schools do not have flagpoles. We have bad teeth instead.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-17 18:42:53 EST (#)
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I assume you work in a secondary school, rather than primary
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2006-01-17 18:21:40 EST (#)
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you should have one of your students set up & show you how to use a proxy server so that you can access uber. i dare you to run a nazi flag up the flagpole outside one night. take pictures.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-01-17 18:07:30 EST (#)
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Of COURSE I'm telling the truth, c1ndy. Would I lie to you?
Submitted by cdoggown (user info) at 2006-01-16 12:51:22 EST (#)
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The US actually did invade canada waaay back during the Revolutionary War. There was a British-controlled fort in Canadian territory just across the border from NY.
We all know how that turned out.
On another note Cindy, if we should ever cross paths, please know that I will BRING THE RUCKUS to your otherwise boring schoolmarm like existance...
With my wee-wee.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-16 12:19:40 EST (#)
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ffv+2
I dont have a job, thanks for rubbing my face in your employement.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:27:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:37:51 (#)
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I have MK 19 Grenade launchers, M249 SAWs, and all sortsa bullets at my work.
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ah... but have you ever had to send someone home because their hair is too short?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:37:51 EST (#)
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I have MK 19 Grenade launchers, M249 SAWs, and all sortsa bullets at my work.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:42:03 EST (#)
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only the morally and intellectually bankrupt are patriotic.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:28:36 EST (#)
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Are those the twins from 'The Shining?'
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-13 05:01:17 EST (#)
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inspects pinkie stub and all the other additional damage he can see without a mirror
starts to drink alone......again
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-13 05:00:17 EST (#)
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Wow, that was interesting
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-13 04:48:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-13 01:41:13 (#)
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and the teacher cut off the tip of my left pinkie finger.
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thanks u lit'l fucker...that was the only other 'item' that almost disqualified me...
or got me hired?
^^^
"Principle, about this kid?, Here's the deal"...
<i *heart* the Italian side of my family>
Nowadays? not a chance in hell.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-01-13 04:20:32 EST (#)
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I still idolise the monarchy, well, the house of Stuart anyway.
They were devine and chosen by god. True. True. True.
The Saxe-Coburg & Gothas can go fuck themselves though. Rubbish monarchs.
I'm rather looking forward to the queen stepping down / dying.
Think of the mess we'll inevitably get in to just by changing the face on money and stamps.
Then we'll probably get a public holiday so they can triple traffic congestion by wheeling her round London on a gun carriage.
It'll be fucking Glorious.
Go Charles I, woo!
And a big heads up to Rupert (Palatinate) of the Rhine.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-13 04:19:17 EST (#)
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They can't use hotmail?
It's rules like that that make kids realise that the rules are stupid and therefore breakable.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-13 03:38:11 EST (#)
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Once I took a load of kids on a sailing trip to France. One evening we took them out to a little Franch town with the instruction that they shouldn't buy fireworks. I spent the rest of the week collecting contraband from their tents every time they were sailing. I'm sort of proud we had two massive bags between 30 or so of them- it was a sort of record in the activity centre where we take them. I found loads of fireworks, cigarettes, porn videos, alcohol and an also an air gun. We had to taste all the bottles of drink to loacte the alcoholic ones.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-13 01:41:34 EST (#)
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said something about being out of the triad gang or something.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-13 01:41:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:12:27 (#)
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i got caught with a loaded P-38 in the 7th grade
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I brought firecrackers to school in the 5th grade, and the teacher cut off the tip of my left pinkie finger.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:32:14 EST (#)
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Yeah, they checked my bottle of coke to see if it smelled of liquor almost everyday in OAC.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:12:27 EST (#)
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i got caught with a loaded P-38 in the 7th grade
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 19:35:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-12 18:37:57 (#)
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You be hot wid a GIANT BOOB JOB with a tee shirt and da panties off
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ah... a product of the American education system
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-12 18:37:57 EST (#)
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You be hot wid a GIANT BOOB JOB with a tee shirt and da panties off
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2006-01-12 18:35:16 EST (#)
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Remember kids, you can't spell slaughter without laughter :)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-12 18:25:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:03:59 (#)
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Be thankful you have a job. If I ruled Britain (which would make me George Bush, you fucking collabos), I'd have you sent to a slauther house, you inbred cow.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-12 18:23:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:15:11 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:05:52 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:03:59 (#)
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Be thankful you have a job. If I ruled Britain (which would make me George Bush, you fucking collabos), I'd have you sent to a slauther house, you inbred cow.
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and if you were in my class, young man, I would teach you to spell slaughter.
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Spelling schooled mother fucker.
I just can't imagine a teacher being an Uber user.
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Mmmm education. It pays for everything I buy. I don't get 13 weeks holiday however. Fucking colleges, you secondary school teachers have it easy.
And I don't get the Ontario = UK thing. I've been to Ontario - if anything it's American in nature and aspiration. Whatever we British are, we do not aspire to be Americans. Been ruler of the world, like the Romans.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-12 18:20:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:51:05 (#)
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As a country, the UK is a fucking joke.
Go suck George Bush's dick you fat fuck.
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Care to back that up?
Thats like the guy who cleans the toilets at Chelsea football ground saying Theirry Henri has no ball control.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-12 18:20:06 EST (#)
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Those were all rules in my school too, and I broke every single one virtually every single day except the make up and piercings.
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2006-01-12 17:53:25 EST (#)
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I feel your pain.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79362
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-12 17:23:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:28:49 (#)
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Caulaincourt have you ever been to the UK? """
No. But I've been to Ontario which is very much alike.
If you don't idolise your monarchy, how come are they still the richest unemployed people on Earth and how come aren't they kneeling under Madame Guillotine?
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Richest unemployed people on Earth made me laugh.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:44:33 (#)
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I think the USA haven't invaded canada for the same reason they haven't invaded the UK- because they don't need to. What do the UK and canada want that they need to invade for? We already buy all their stuff and send our troops where they say.
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If and when (and this is a huge fucking if, it isn't ever going to happen) the USA ever decided to invade Canada it would be for the same reason our lackluster administration is presently in the MIddle East.
Canada is our number one supplier of oil. It's that simple.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 17:07:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:54:01 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:30:23 (#)
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How did Canada come from under the opressive rule of British monarchy again? Did they fight a kick ass war with Mel Gibson as the die hard militia leader, Heath Ledger as his head strong son, and that guy who played Captain Steele in Black Hawk Down as a british officer? DID THAT HAPPEN IN CANADA?!?!
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Canada is the only country that the British had to kick out of their Empire. You can blame Ontario.
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I blame French Canadians for pretty much all of Canadas problems.
I hate them fuckers
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You are correct. We are dragging down this country down in useless debates. But you fuckers won't let us leave. On the other hand, we bring a little bit of color to that boring frozebank we live in.
Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:54:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:30:23 (#)
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How did Canada come from under the opressive rule of British monarchy again? Did they fight a kick ass war with Mel Gibson as the die hard militia leader, Heath Ledger as his head strong son, and that guy who played Captain Steele in Black Hawk Down as a british officer? DID THAT HAPPEN IN CANADA?!?!
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Canada is the only country that the British had to kick out of their Empire. You can blame Ontario.
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I blame French Canadians for pretty much all of Canadas problems.
I hate them fuckers
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:51:05 EST (#)
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As a country, the UK is a fucking joke.
Go suck George Bush's dick you fat fuck.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:37:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:16:17 (#)
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Calaincourt... do you base your opinions of the UK on things you read on the Internet?
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Quebecers are almost required to hate anglophones. That's how struggling population survive.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:36:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:30:12 (#)
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This +1 is for the fact that you have so far managed to talk Caul from a -2 to a 0. When he gives his first +2 I will do the same.
-Dave
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You have to coax him to get him to +2 you. Like this post which he plus 2'd.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81861
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:32:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:18:09 (#)
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This is proof that our education system is in large part responsible for the moronic majority.
"Things You Probably Don't have to do at Work that I do"
What the fuck "teaching", this post is all about the things kids at your school don't get to do.
It aint got shit to do with you being in our out of a cubicle or your job.
Stop messing up the future of the world by trying to educate children and get busy baking.
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I have a middle managemnt job. I still teach English and media Studies for about 12 hours a week but I mainly have to deal with the kids who don't follow the above rules. I get 13 weeks holiday a year- plenty of time for baking.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:30:12 EST (#)
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This +1 is for the fact that you have so far managed to talk Caul from a -2 to a 0. When he gives his first +2 I will do the same.
-Dave
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:27:54 EST (#)
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when i was in school, we had this silly little rule that said we couldn't beat off during class.
but they never said anything about recess time.
+2 because i like u
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:24:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:05:00 (#)
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I've mostly been in Southern Ontario.....I was also taught to hate Ontarians as a child, so that might not help.
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Ouch...well....ouch. I'm not going to bore you with the whole "we're not all like that!" speech, I'm sure you've heard it and disregarded it. I'll agree that there are a lot of overweight, vapid ninnies around here, and I'll be right behind you with the taser for the OMIGAWD girl. All I'll say on my own behalf is I may be an Ontarian, but I'm a quiet one who knows how to behave when I go to Montreal.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:18:09 EST (#)
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This is proof that our education system is in large part responsible for the moronic majority.
"Things You Probably Don't have to do at Work that I do"
What the fuck "teaching", this post is all about the things kids at your school don't get to do.
It aint got shit to do with you being in our out of a cubicle or your job.
Stop messing up the future of the world by trying to educate children and get busy baking.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:16:17 EST (#)
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Calaincourt... do you base your opinions of the UK on things you read on the Internet? Or TV shows or something? I'm guessing you had to learn English at school at some stage- were there little English kids buying pork pies in the pictures in the textbooks or American kids going to Disneyland?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:08:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:59:32 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:28:49 (#)
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Caulaincourt have you ever been to the UK? """
No. But I've been to Ontario which is very much alike.
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This is the stupidest thing Caul has ever said. Must be drinking to much contaminated water out of the St. Laurence. The UK is absolutely nothing like Ontario. That comment is like saying "I've never been to Montreal, but I've been to Dallas which is very much alike". You need to get out of the French bubble and travel a little.
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:-)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:05:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:44:51 (#)
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Caul - I'm curious, is it all of Ontario you hate? Or just Toronto? If it's Toronto, I don't have to ask why. If it's all of Ontario, I do have to ask.
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I've mostly been in Southern Ontario, near Detroit. I have family there. They fucking suck. During my journeys there, all Ontarians seem to be interested in is money and belongings. It annoyed quite a few of us. Not that we're jealous, most of us have more money than these clowns...there is more to life than the options on your fucking car.
My best friend's mother comes from Ontario and she moved out of there because she couldn't stand the american-wannabe attitude of the people.
The percentage of overweight people kind of disgusted me a little too.
We have to deal with numerous Ontarian kids who come here to get drunk and act like idiots because our laws are more permissive.
On top of that, you people talk so fucking loud, it makes me want to go back in time and ask Charlemagne to commit genocide
on that tiny tribe of Angles-Saxxons who spawned you people. Nothing pisses me off than walking downtown quietly and hearing "OHMYGAWD" screamed by some fat anglo cow.
I was also taught to hate Ontarians as a child, so that might not help.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:59:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:28:49 (#)
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Caulaincourt have you ever been to the UK? """
No. But I've been to Ontario which is very much alike.
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This is the stupidest thing Caul has ever said. Must be drinking to much contaminated water out of the St. Laurence. The UK is absolutely nothing like Ontario. That comment is like saying "I've never been to Montreal, but I've been to Dallas which is very much alike". You need to get out of the French bubble and travel a little.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:59:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:54:47 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:42:37 (#)
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Actually I think invading Canada would be difficult for a few reasons.
1) Climate difference would negatively effect troop morale.
>> 90% of our population lives within 300 miles of the U.S. border. Canada is not Antartica.
(Congratulations. When I goto Maine I bitch about the fucking cold. It gets colder as you go North.)
2) Geographically tough to get around in parts.
>> Funny, I see highways connecting all major cities with the U.S.
(I assume Canada doesn't have roads yet as civilization hasn't reached that far north of Montana.)
3) The only time we would do that (as Canada and the US are such good allies) is if the US was in it's death throes and needed to conquer to survive. By that time our resources would be depleted and we wouldn't be able to mount an effective assualt.
>> NYC has more policeman than Canada has military personel.
(NYC would pwn Canada)
I happen to think that this country would fall faster than Afghanistan if it came under attack, from any country. I'm only annoyed by little keyboard Rambos like yourself who brag at the US military might like it somehow makes them more badass as the powerless individual that they are.
(I like killing stuff on my computer. Canada is a personal favorite. But actually I gave you the benefit of the doubt YOU were the one who said point #3.)
Unfortunately, this trend is starting to sneak into Canadian's kids mind who go around the Internet bragging about our hockey team and such inane national traits.
(I know some French guys who think like that. I have to keep telling them to feel proud of their country. Every country has something to be proud of. Except North Korea, which is a shit hole.)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:54:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:42:37 (#)
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Actually I think invading Canada would be difficult for a few reasons.
1) Climate difference would negatively effect troop morale.
>> 90% of our population lives within 300 miles of the U.S. border. Canada is not Antartica.
2) Geographically tough to get around in parts.
>> Funny, I see highways connecting all major cities with the U.S.
3) The only time we would do that (as Canada and the US are such good allies) is if the US was in it's death throes and needed to conquer to survive. By that time our resources would be depleted and we wouldn't be able to mount an effective assualt.
>> NYC has more policeman than Canada has military personel.
I happen to think that this country would fall faster than Afghanistan if it came under attack, from any country. I'm only annoyed by little keyboard Rambos like yourself who brag at the US military might like it somehow makes them more badass as the powerless individual that they are.
Unfortunately, this trend is starting to sneak into Canadian's kids mind who go around the Internet bragging about our hockey team and such inane national traits.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:54:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-12 14:48:30 (#)
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i would never, ever, tell a 16 year old girl her skirt was too short.
I'd be too busy raping her.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:49:51 EST (#)
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+1 for the things I probably don't have to do at work that you do.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:44:51 EST (#)
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Sounds like the rules we had at catholic school, except for all the modern technology.
Caul - I'm curious, is it all of Ontario you hate? Or just Toronto? If it's Toronto, I don't have to ask why. If it's all of Ontario, I do have to ask.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:44:33 EST (#)
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I think the USA haven't invaded canada for the same reason they haven't invaded the UK- because they don't need to. What do the UK and canada want that they need to invade for? We already buy all their stuff and send our troops where they say.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:42:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:38:05 (#)
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Oh I fully believe it. When the United States invades Canada asking politely ain't gonna work kiddies. I'm not saying that I am sitting at the Canada-US border with a gased up Abrams tank, I'm just saying that you should be ready for it."""
Congratulations, you're the first American to say "We're gonna roll over you Canada!" on the Internet. You're badass.
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Actually I think invading Canada would be difficult for a few reasons.
1) Climate difference would negatively effect troop morale.
2) Geographically tough to get around in parts.
3) The only time we would do that (as Canada and the US are such good allies) is if the US was in it's death throes and needed to conquer to survive. By that time our resources would be depleted and we wouldn't be able to mount an effective assualt.
But you never had Mel Gibson and you never will. Suck it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:38:05 EST (#)
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Oh I fully believe it. When the United States invades Canada asking politely ain't gonna work kiddies. I'm not saying that I am sitting at the Canada-US border with a gased up Abrams tank, I'm just saying that you should be ready for it."""
Congratulations, you're the first American to say "We're gonna roll over you Canada!" on the Internet. You're badass.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:36:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:28:49 (#)
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Caulaincourt have you ever been to the UK? """
No. But I've been to Ontario which is very much alike.
If you don't idolise your monarchy, how come are they still the richest unemployed people on Earth and how come aren't they kneeling under Madame Guillotine?
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Because the British don't like to change anything.
I haven't ever been to Canada but my mum goes there all the time because we have relatives there on her side of the family. She promises me that it is nothing like the UK.
Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:35:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 14:53:44 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-12 14:48:30 (#)
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i would never, ever, tell a 16 year old girl her skirt was too short.
I'd be too busy raping her.
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I think you'd make a good teacher Apollo.
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Id actually enjoy teaching, but the wages...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:32:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:29:13 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:24:27 (#)
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How did Canada come from under the opressive rule of British monarchy again? Did they fight a kick ass war with Mel Gibson as the die hard militia leader, Heath Ledger as his head strong son, and that guy who played Captain Steele in Black Hawk Down as a british officer? DID THAT HAPPEN IN CANADA?!?!
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I swear you aren't gonna believe this....but...WE ASKED THEM POLITELY. True Canadian-style.
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Oh I fully believe it. When the United States invades Canada asking politely ain't gonna work kiddies. I'm not saying that I am sitting at the Canada-US border with a gased up Abrams tank, I'm just saying that you should be ready for it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:30:23 EST (#)
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How did Canada come from under the opressive rule of British monarchy again? Did they fight a kick ass war with Mel Gibson as the die hard militia leader, Heath Ledger as his head strong son, and that guy who played Captain Steele in Black Hawk Down as a british officer? DID THAT HAPPEN IN CANADA?!?!
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Canada is the only country that the British had to kick out of their Empire. You can blame Ontario.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:29:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:24:27 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:19:52 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:15:11 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:05:52 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:03:59 (#)
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Be thankful you have a job. If I ruled Britain (which would make me George Bush, you fucking collabos), I'd have you sent to a slauther house, you inbred cow.
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and if you were in my class, young man, I would teach you to spell slaughter.
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Spelling schooled mother fucker.
I just can't imagine a teacher being an Uber user.
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Don't try to understand, she's English.. These people still idolize their monarchy.
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How did Canada come from under the opressive rule of British monarchy again? Did they fight a kick ass war with Mel Gibson as the die hard militia leader, Heath Ledger as his head strong son, and that guy who played Captain Steele in Black Hawk Down as a british officer? DID THAT HAPPEN IN CANADA?!?!
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I swear you aren't gonna believe this....but...WE ASKED THEM POLITELY. True Canadian-style.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:28:49 EST (#)
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Caulaincourt have you ever been to the UK? """
No. But I've been to Ontario which is very much alike.
If you don't idolise your monarchy, how come are they still the richest unemployed people on Earth and how come aren't they kneeling under Madame Guillotine?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:26:32 EST (#)
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I can't imagine anything more horrible than being a teacher.
OK, that's not really true. I can imagine a couple of things more horrible. Still though. Bleah.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:24:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:19:52 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:15:11 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:05:52 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:03:59 (#)
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Be thankful you have a job. If I ruled Britain (which would make me George Bush, you fucking collabos), I'd have you sent to a slauther house, you inbred cow.
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and if you were in my class, young man, I would teach you to spell slaughter.
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Spelling schooled mother fucker.
I just can't imagine a teacher being an Uber user.
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Don't try to understand, she's English.. These people still idolize their monarchy.
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How did Canada come from under the opressive rule of British monarchy again? Did they fight a kick ass war with Mel Gibson as the die hard militia leader, Heath Ledger as his head strong son, and that guy who played Captain Steele in Black Hawk Down as a british officer? DID THAT HAPPEN IN CANADA?!?!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:23:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:19:52 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:15:11 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:05:52 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:03:59 (#)
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Be thankful you have a job. If I ruled Britain (which would make me George Bush, you fucking collabos), I'd have you sent to a slauther house, you inbred cow.
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and if you were in my class, young man, I would teach you to spell slaughter.
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Spelling schooled mother fucker.
I just can't imagine a teacher being an Uber user.
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Don't try to understand, she's English.. These people still idolize their monarchy.
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They're your monarcy as well, commonwealth boy. http://www.canadianheritage.gc.ca/progs/cpsc-ccsp/fr-rf/index_e.cfm
And I don't know anyone that idolises them.
Caulaincourt have you ever been to the UK?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:19:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:15:11 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:05:52 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:03:59 (#)
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Be thankful you have a job. If I ruled Britain (which would make me George Bush, you fucking collabos), I'd have you sent to a slauther house, you inbred cow.
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and if you were in my class, young man, I would teach you to spell slaughter.
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Spelling schooled mother fucker.
I just can't imagine a teacher being an Uber user.
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Don't try to understand, she's English.. These people still idolize their monarchy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:17:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:03:59 (#)
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Be thankful you have a job. If I ruled Britain (which would make me George Bush, you fucking collabos), I'd have you sent to a slauther house, you inbred cow.
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and if you were in my class, young man, I would teach you to spell slaughter.
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If I were in your class, I'd be Electro.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:15:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:05:52 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:03:59 (#)
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Be thankful you have a job. If I ruled Britain (which would make me George Bush, you fucking collabos), I'd have you sent to a slauther house, you inbred cow.
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and if you were in my class, young man, I would teach you to spell slaughter.
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Spelling schooled mother fucker.
I just can't imagine a teacher being an Uber user.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:08:12 EST (#)
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my mother in law teaches 6-8 grade kids
something like 10 girls got pregnant last year in her classes.
she has also walked into music rooms, etc. and caught kids fucking. jeez.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:05:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:03:59 (#)
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Be thankful you have a job. If I ruled Britain (which would make me George Bush, you fucking collabos), I'd have you sent to a slauther house, you inbred cow.
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and if you were in my class, young man, I would teach you to spell slaughter.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:04:35 EST (#)
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Based on the rules, I assume you teach in the UK.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:03:59 EST (#)
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Be thankful you have a job. If I ruled Britain (which would make me George Bush, you fucking collabos), I'd have you sent to a slauther house, you inbred cow.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:03:53 EST (#)
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oooh... Can I enroll my daughter in your school C1ndy?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:03:18 EST (#)
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My wife just started teaching, and she tells me some stories that even I, the seasoned Uberer, have trouble believing.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:03:10 EST (#)
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I'm dumb, I had to read the title 4 times before I understood it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 14:59:19 EST (#)
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"wear their shirts untucked "
That is pretty extreme.
And by reading the title I assumed this post would be about you having to sleep with your boss to keep your job.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-12 14:57:40 EST (#)
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posh.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-12 14:56:59 EST (#)
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i'm in class now... w00t...
arrrrgggg... CISM...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 14:53:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-12 14:48:30 (#)
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i would never, ever, tell a 16 year old girl her skirt was too short.
I'd be too busy raping her.
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I think you'd make a good teacher Apollo.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-12 14:48:30 EST (#)
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i would never, ever, tell a 16 year old girl her skirt was too short.
I'd be too busy raping her.