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My Bitter Half (908 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.77 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Dorian (View user info) at 2006-01-26 00:25:29 EST




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Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-31 23:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 only because that was one of the best Ren & Stimpy episodes of all time. I still have dreams about apathy ren.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-30 06:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you a Durham student? A lot of you are knobs. I hope you're not.

redskieslookfake.at.hotmail.co.uk

I may deign to let you buy me a drink in one of Durham's more hospitable drinking spots. NOT A STUDENT BAR NEAR SOME POXY UNION!


Don't say the New Inn either. That's the same thing and you know it.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-29 20:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Try sour.

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-29 20:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah which one?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-29 09:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

One of the little villages around Durham, not Durham proper. I'm not rich or a student any longer.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-29 07:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Where bouts in Durham you muppet?

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I let out an air snort. Shit. Take a +2.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Bastard for making me laugh!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

My half of bitter?

Get a pint you puff. Unless you're driving ofcourse.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 06:00:58 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 1

Just
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It's spelt 'juiced'
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Har - good'un

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:07:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Its Falco. And im from Durham, UK
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Me too. hmmmm

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Its Falco. And im from Durham, UK

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2006-01-26 06:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

astute. perceptive. and a name I've only heard elsewhere once.
you dont happen to be from nottingham uk do you?!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 06:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 1

Just
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It's spelt 'juiced'

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Just

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:41:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Kill Family. Lose Memory. Get adopted by rich couple.

That's you that is.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:55:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

This was great
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no love from the bart-man... the bartirino, the bartmiester...





(SNL is fileing suit against me already.)

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Are you taking the pith?

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I get it.

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bart is such a sour puss

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This was great

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice


Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think it complements you

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment


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of my livers. I can get by with one.

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