I Just Used A Bunch Of Anal Lube By Switching Car Insurance Companies (5775 hits)
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Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2006-03-01 22:16:30 EST
The car insurance company I was previously with was dreadfully expensive. Every month when my payment was due, I'd cover my eyes as they waxed my bank account almost dry. It was time to switch car insurance.
I did a little bit of shopping and after many, many quotes, I found the company with the cheapest premiums. I'm not going to name the company because it might be detrimental to the business of Travelers Insurance, so they will remain anonymous.
In January, I finally made the switch and ended up paying 80 bucks less per month. For those morons out there, if you calculate it, that's exactly... carry the two... alot of money per year.
With that extra 80 dollars, I could finally afford to splurge a little, so I bought luxury items such as toothpaste, canned food, and name brand soda. NAME FUCKIN' BRAND SODA! That's right, REAL RC Cola. Can't wait until Coke is within my budget.
Last week, I received a letter in the snail-mail stating that my premium was going to be raised a considerable amount of money per year. Basically, that would put me exactly at what I was paying with my previous insurance company. It was time to take action and call them.
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INSURANCE AGENT: "_________ Insurance, how may I help you?"
ME: "Yes, I'm calling because you guys have increased my premium without telling me why."
AGENT: "Please hold."
<Music> ROD STEWART: Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you there's no one else above you? Fill my heart with gladness.. Take away.."
AGENT: "Hi! My name is Jenny. I'm an authorized agent. Blah blah blah, Give me your information.. blah blah blah.. What's the problem... blah blah..."
ME: blah blah blah... the problem is... blah blah blah.... tell me why.. blah blah blah... how can we fix this?
JENNY: Let's see. It says here that you and Courtney are on your policy. Is this correct?
ME: Courtney? There's nobody named Courtney on my policy. I have one car and I'm the only driver. I should be the only one on the policy.
JENNY: Who would Courtney be?
ME: Well, she's my fiance. But I never called and added her to the policy because she doesn't drive my car. She doesn't even live with me. Why the hell is she on my policy?
JENNY: Let me find out from our records. Please hold, Justin.
ROD STEWART: And it's yours and it's mine like the sun. And at the end of the day...
JENNY: You still there, Justin?
ME: Yes. This music on hold is horrible.
JENNY: I'm sorry, sir. According to our records, one of our agents called you for an interview and your answering machine said "You've reached Justin and Courtney". That's why she's been added to your policy.
ME: Soo... you adjusted my policy because my answering machine told you to? <Becoming pissed>
JENNY: Well, I can't speak for the agent, but she came to the assumption that Courtney lived with you.
ME: She's my fiance. No, we don't live together yet. I'm not paying for someone to be added to my policy that doesn't live with me or doesn't drive my car. This is ridiculous. I want her taken off.
JENNY: Okay, let me see what I can do, sir.
ROD STEWART: .... My troubles, that's what you do. Take away all my sadness. Fill my life with gladness. Ease my troubles, that's what you do...
JENNY: You still there, Justin?
ME: Take away all my sadness...
JENNY: Justin? Are you singing Rod Stewart?
ME: No.
JENNY: Yes, those are Rod Stewart lyrics.
ME: No, they're not.
JENNY: So whose lyrics are those, then?
ME: Mine.
JENNY: So, you wrote Rod Stewart lyrics?
ME: That's not the point. What can we do to get Courtney taken off my policy?
JENNY: Well, if you can provide proof of her own residence, we can take her off. It has to be a utility bill with her name on it, though.
ME: She wouldn't have utility bills. She lives at home with her parents.
JENNY: Then there's really no other way around this.
ME: Well, if I pay for her to be added to my policy...
JENNY: Wait. She's not added to your policy. She's just added as a precautionary measure to your policy because she lives with you...
ME: She doesn't live with me.
JENNY: Right.
ME: SHE DOESN'T!
JENNY: I never said she did, sir.
ME: You insinuated. But explain what the precautionary measure is. If she drives my car, will she be covered or not?
JENNY: She will not be.
ME: So what am I paying an extra 600 bucks a year for?
JENNY: For precautionary measures. Courtney's driving history is why you're paying so much, sir.
ME: She got one ticket 3 years ago.
JENNY: Exactly. Which puts her at risk....
ME: At risk for what? Going 47 in a 45?
JENNY: <snickers> Are you trying to be funny, sir?
ME: No.
JENNY: Well you're not. I'm trying to help you.
ME: I'm not what? Funny? You just giggled. You can't laugh at something then tell me it's not funny.
JENNY: It wasn't a funny comment, sir...
ME: Nazi.
JENNY: What did you say?
ME: I said Yahtzee.
JENNY: No you didn't.. You said...
ME: Nevermind what I said. You're telling me I'm paying 600 dollars a year for another person that may drive my car, BUT she won't be covered if she gets into an accident?
JENNY: She's not allowed to drive your car. She's not on your policy.
ME: Yes she is. I have a paper right here listing her.
JENNY: As a precautionary measure.
ME: So if she gets caught driving my car...
JENNY: Your coverage will be cancelled.
ME: Because she's on it, but not covered, right?
JENNY: Right.
ME: So what am I paying for again? If she's not allowed to drive my car, isn't covered if she does drive it, what is the 600 dollars for?
JENNY: Precautionary measures.
ME: Okay, I get it. Thanks!
JENNY: Thank you and have a wonderful day.
ME: Idiot.
JENNY: What?
<click>
-Sideburns
User Reviews
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2006-04-17 23:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:52:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
Finally a benifit of living in the UK!
I pay £28 (GBP) a month for my insurance and I'm 21, drive a Volkswagen Golf GTI (will do 115 m/ph easy)and have three speeding offences in the last three years.
For you yanquis, £28 is about $14/$15, a month!
But I do have to put up with Tony Blair! (WANKER)
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28.00 GBP=49.5772 USD
1 GBP = 1.77062 USD
I'm pretty sure that YOU'RE the one getting fucked.
On the other hand, 'Burnsie, don't ever hang up when you're doing the right thing. That means they win. You know her name, so ask to be transferred to her every time you call back if she hangs up on you. Ask for her manager. Keep moving up the ranks until you get placed with someone who will fix your problem.
Hell, give me the necessary information. I'll call, get them to take the girl off the policy, lower your premiums, and give you an air freshener that smells like Jessica Alba's pussy.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-03-31 00:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:30:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Already fought it as much as I could. Sent letters, talked to managers, supervisors, etc. The only way I can get rid of the raised premium is to show a utility bill of another address with my fiance's name on it.
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Cancel. Tell them you don't want to deal with a company that verifies information with answering machines. I can't even believe they did that! It's insane. I'd be telling them you will sue. Good luck man. I'm in customer service, I'd worked for a few different places, trust me, threatening to cancel gets you things.
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 04:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81279#1890872 -- congrats on this. although i still have a deep rooted hatred for you and your offspring. go to hell you sand fucker.
just kidding. kisses!
love,
wardy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:45:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah i believe TN, maybe KY. Although i heard that awhile ago. So maybe the insurance nazi's have taken over them states as well.
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Tn\N a hick state without insurance companies? You sir are out of your fucking mind, we have laws that you HAVE to wear a seatbelt in TN, or you lose your license, if you don't have a child buckled up, then you face jail time, and insurance is a bitch here you pay for everyone who has a drivers license/ permit that lives with you and for every car on the property in Tennessee.
I couldn't tell y'all about KY though they're all a little fucked up in the head north of us...
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
trying to keep afloat in the MVA Hunt, eh Burnsy?
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
amusing
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I pay $34/month for insurance!!!
**waves fingers from ears while sticking tongue out**
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Finally a benifit of living in the UK!
I pay £28 (GBP) a month for my insurance and I'm 21, drive a Volkswagen Golf GTI (will do 115 m/ph easy)and have three speeding offences in the last three years.
For you yanquis, £28 is about $14/$15, a month!
But I do have to put up with Tony Blair! (WANKER)
Submitted by icantsurf (user info) at 2006-03-02 18:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking geico
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-03-02 16:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Insurance companies suck. I had an accident a few months ago and they haven't yet upped my premium. I'm not going to say anything....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
SC has the world's WORST drivers...hence our continual problems with affordable auto insurance.
They all drive like they're racing on the NASCAR circuit and no one wants to give up track position.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-02 13:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The post was great but this..
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-02 12:13:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
I just washed the dishes and my hands smelled of oranges. I liked it so much, I took a shower with dish detergent. I smell like a Florida orange vineyard now.
...made me giggle like an idiot for some reason. I think I need some rest.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-02 12:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Insurance Hell resident here... and I HATE it! Yes, be glad you don't live in NJ.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-02 12:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so be a true american... and sue the fuckers.
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-03-02 12:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's fantastic that the insurance company can add someone to your policy because their name is on your answering machine, but you have to sacrifice a live chicken to get them off. Just be glad you're not one of those people who has a Star Wars-inspired answering machine message. Can you imagine how high your premiums would be if they added Darth Vader to your policy?
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-03-02 12:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very Good Story +2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-02 12:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just washed the dishes and my hands smelled of oranges. I liked it so much, I took a shower with dish detergent. I smell like a Florida orange vineyard now.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-02 09:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i live in nj, the land of car insurance hell.
insurance more than doubled when i moved here.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-02 09:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant LIVE in NJ...
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-02 09:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God that sucks. Do you like in NJ, the land of insurance hell?
Submitted by angryrob (user info) at 2006-03-02 09:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-03-02 09:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you say "racketeering"?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-02 09:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:05:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
har har safeway, sounds like some sort of child proof soda.
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+2 for this. Made me spit my coffee out.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-02 09:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:02:16 (#)
Ranking: 1
Good tale, needed a better ending.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you got me frustrated
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's fucking stupid.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Should have lied and said courtney was your cat. Then gone on to explain that courtney used to have a friend named Merry Weather Whiskers, but he got out and got hit by a car, and now courtney was so sad. At this point the lady would have cut you off and taken courtney off your insurance just to get the cat freak off the phone.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You handled that phone call all wrong. With companies like that you need to be forceful and not take no for an answer.
ie.
"I want to speak to your manager."
Manager won't play ball?
"Let me speak to YOUR manager" and so on. I you are a big enough pain in the arse you'll eventually get what you want.
But +1 for a decent post.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sideburns, you complete us.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SDJDSLK:JDS
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good tale, needed a better ending.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-03-02 06:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See, this kind of thing would never happen if we lived in the great Deutschland free of Untermensch!
I know: How about you -- you know -- cancel your insurance with them and find a company that doesn't cut costs by hiring brain-dead idiots?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-02 05:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ubermeh
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-02 05:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You just made my day.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-02 04:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-02 02:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-02 01:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what's up with all the chuck norris reviews tonight?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 01:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, too busy crying about being is SLC right now to cry about this.
Just saying, I highly doubt you found this uninteresting, and the "I'm just being a dick because I can" market is already oversaturated with Caul, Shlongy and about 35 other alters who fade away after a few reviews.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-02 01:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree. Crying also burns calories.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-02 00:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah I know, you should probably have a good hearty cry over the injustice of it all. Nothing cleanses the spirit like a good cry am I right?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 00:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What kind of shit is that?
That's just mean spirited streakbreaking on a post that sumbitch couldn't touch.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-02 00:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just making sure.
Of course, it's good payback for this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55667
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because a female talking about having the shats is funny.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:50:45 EST (#)
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JayPeg-- It was a really bad joke.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:40:30 EST (#)
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Burns, I don't know whether to laugh at the joke, or be really a tad bit peeved at ya if it's not.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72081
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Solid gold tits with shimmering, diamond nipples are less appealing to me right now than the thought of this post's awesomeness.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jgreening-- You are female, right?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Safeway the store, is what I mean.
They make a MEAN graprefruit soda, man. Seriously, if you don't have indigestion before you drink it, you damn will afterwards. It even fucks with your poopin' cycle.
See, I shit regular as clockwork. 4PM, almost everyday.
Don't know why.
I drink Safeway Select Grapefruit soda?
I'm shitting at all times of day and night for like, 3 days.
Too much info?
Too fucking bad.
I'm in Salt Lake City, in a cheap hotel, and I have nothing to do.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bastards.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ScotchTape (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:09:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I say you punch 'em. You'll still have to pay, but you might feel better about it.
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I figure a swift reverse round-house kick to the boobies would fair well too.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:10:17 EST (#)
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I believe Tab is made by Coca-Cola.
Submitted by ScotchTape (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I say you punch 'em. You'll still have to pay, but you might feel better about it.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shasta, the dole that out to the patients here at the hospital, in tiny cans. Thats some weak soda, kinda like tab. That is all!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well ive camped this site longer than my nam vet uncle camping at the Y. You bastards have a good night.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin labels
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shasta cola is big here.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going through a weird time in my life when I was introduced to ICP in highschool.
People noticed me wearing all sorts of eye makeup and weird clothing. They suggested I listen to these cool bands that I could relate to.
Little did they know that the makeup was me going through my transvestite phase. Never could explain the dresses, though.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you better be drinking diet Greening!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
har har safeway, sounds like some sort of child proof soda.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a cassette way back in the day. That lasted all of 3 songs. It got chucked out the window when i looked in the rearview and realized i was neither black, nor homicidal. Well at least not black.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:03:24 EST (#)
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I drink Safeway Select Soda and nothing else.
It's the champagne of shitty soda, I tells ya
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:01:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
PBR BITCHES for when your babies mommas are paid, and your broke!
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Okay, somebody's had too much Faygo.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to own an ICP cd.
Sheesh. ICP CD. ROFL LMNOP.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:01:41 EST (#)
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I used to own an ICP cd.
Sheesj. ICP CD. ROFL LMNOP.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PBR BITCHES for when your babies mommas are paid, and your broke!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:00:47 EST (#)
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Damn i didnt know they still made pop top lids. Like ye ole beer cans?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:59:35 EST (#)
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For my money, and when im about .30 cents short for a real soda i go for faygo, thats right faygo bitches. And NO i dont listen to ICP. And the clown make-up, and rubber chicken is for me and my girls perverted enjoyment. "Thats why weeeeeeeeee love faygo"
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:57:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:56:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
haha at least its better than sams club.
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Market Pantry Canned Fizz.
NEW! POP-TOP LIDS!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:56:53 EST (#)
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haha at least its better than sams club.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:54:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:51:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
The states that dont require auto insurance you need to show "financial responsibility". Laymens terms i believe mean you have to be rich in case you wreck someones shit. And unfortunatly if your idea of brand name cola is RC, i think you would not qaulify.
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No?
What about... Bob's Soda?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:54:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:51:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this is probably like locking the keys in the ignition of a convertible car with the top down and calling the police for help, but......
what if you changed the answering machine and had them call you back?
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Hah. I snorted and milk came out of my nose.
I don't drink milk.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this is probably like locking the keys in the ignition of a convertible car with the top down and calling the police for help, but......
what if you changed the answering machine and had them call you back?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The states that dont require auto insurance you need to show "financial responsibility". Laymens terms i believe mean you have to be rich in case you wreck someones shit. And unfortunatly if your idea of brand name cola is RC, i think you would not qaulify.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:50:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:48:47 (#)
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Jenny sounds hot.
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I've got her phone number.
....you might have to try a few times before she answers, though.
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jenny sounds hot.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:47:55 EST (#)
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LOLZ 1!!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:46:53 EST (#)
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I thought insurance was a requirement no matter where you live. Weird. I need to move to this state if what you say is true.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:45:25 EST (#)
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Yeah i believe TN, maybe KY. Although i heard that awhile ago. So maybe the insurance nazi's have taken over them states as well.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:43:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:38:13 (#)
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Just add her, probably would be better for you anyway, in the event she does drive at least she'll be covered. Might cost a bit more, but what do I know, I don't even own a car.
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True, but she doesn't drive my car at all. At all. Adding her would only cost me more money.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:42:34 EST (#)
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I didn't know there were states that you didn't need insurance.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:40:31 EST (#)
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well if her folks got cable or satalite get her to change it to her name till the bill comes. That should suffice. Or change to the second cheapest. Although they probally have a scheme of their own. Damn did i mention i hate insurance companies? I wish i lived in one of those hick states where it isnt required but with my luck i would inadvertanly run a school bus off the road and get sued.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:38:13 EST (#)
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Just add her, probably would be better for you anyway, in the event she does drive at least she'll be covered. Might cost a bit more, but what do I know, I don't even own a car.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:32:28 EST (#)
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Kracka makes a special guest appearance then hides again in the darkness, ala the Phantom of the Opera.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:31:55 EST (#)
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oh yeah forgot B@W
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:31:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:28:28 (#)
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Well look who crawled out of his rock with nothing to say.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:30:37 EST (#)
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Already fought it as much as I could. Sent letters, talked to managers, supervisors, etc. The only way I can get rid of the raised premium is to show a utility bill of another address with my fiance's name on it.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would fight this shit until the bitter end if i were you. FUCKING COCKAOUS!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:28:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those fucking insurance nazis, I cant stand them fucks. Its all a big pyramid scheme i tell ya.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hoe
Lee
Shiite
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:26:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:26:11 EST (#)
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I should also point out that they added her last name to the policy as well, not just "Courtney". Yes, her last name is on my answering machine. It's a business line.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:24:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i hope my insurance company doesn't call me. i have all 8 of my personalities on my answering machine.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck the police!
fuck, fuck, fuck 'em.