FUPA - First Uber Poetry extrAvaganza (and Fistfuck Blues) (4689 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-03-06 11:42:38 EST
In the frenzied grip of my bullshit grandstanding the other day I made mention of throwing a poetry competition of sorts or, at the very least, a slam or whatever the hepcats, hipsters and beat poets are calling their wank sessions these days.
I won't linkwhore the post, but you'd be good to look for the letters APW. Seriously, check it out - I really indulge my ego and come off looking like an absolute ass. Good times.
So, since apparently I'm the only asshole who can get away with meter and rhyme 'round these parts, I figured it best to use my powers for good and share the love with the masses. With that in mind, I bring you the as of yet formless and undefined FUPA - First Uber Poetry extrAvaganza.
I will be the All Father for people to blame if this isn't met with blowjobs and cupcakes. In other words, don't not participate just because you're scurrrred of some -2s and a poor reception. In the end, it'll be my fault. Bring me your emo, your heartbreak, your sappy lovesongs...
I wish I could say the following was just an excuse to hitwhore, but I'm really at a loss for how people want this to go. As such, please provide any and all feedback on the following:
- Would you rather this be a competition or an exhibition? Do you want rounds or merely a day of the week set aside - like FUPA Fridays - where submissions could be made?
- I'm thinking that poetry's a little easier to write when you have a theme and not a title to work from. I'm inclined, regardless of rounds or weekly rotations, to simply assign an emotion or subject to the participants and let them create whatever they want from there. I know that 'titles' are preferred around here, so if there's enough clamoring that can always be changed. Happy writers are good writers. Unless they're surly drunks, then they're great writers.
- Hopefully people would take this seriously and submit something with substance, but I'm not about to refuse anyone the chance to take a filthier turn. This does raise the issue of style, however. I'm all about having everyone do as they please, but would anyone be interested in working with a certain form each round or week? A rondeau here, a sonnet there, here blank verse, there blank verse, everywhere sestinas. It'd be like Iron Chef America, only with structures instead of secret ingredients. Mmm...Battle Andouille Sausage.
Let me know your thoughts on this, and if you're up for participating. Whatever form this takes, I'm thinking of having it start up at the end of next week, after the St. Patrick's Day competition is over and everyo.....well, maybe I'll wait until the 20th or so, to let everyone nurse their hangovers and wash the vomit and semen out of their hair and pubes.
Oh, and Lisa's not allowed to join in the reindeer games because having one Richard Marx in this world is enough.
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Fistfuck Blues
Woke up this mornin'
Was all alone
No note on the pillow
No ringin' phone
My baby left me
She ran real fast
And now I'm cryin' on my bed
With my loose, floppin' ass
Cause I got the blues
Yeah, yeah those fistfuck blues
I got those fisfuck blues pretty darlin'
Lord, Lord, I got 'em bad
I stood and I stumbled
Across the floor
From out my colon
My waste it poured
The muscles weary
From last night's love
I can't forget the snap and slide
Of her two latex gloves
Cause I got the blues
Yeah, yeah those fistfuck blues
I held your lovin' hands inside me, little girl
Yeah, yeah, you done me wrong
*harmonica break*
Can't find no staples
To squeeze me shut
No glue or spackle
To close my butt
I knew the danger
But much too late
Your second hand slipped up inside
And milked my poor prostate
And gave me those fistfuck blues
Yeah, yeah those fistfuck blues
I might need to poop in a bag now, sweet lil' girl
You stretched my cornhole like a rubber band
A rubber band
A rubber band
A fuckin' rubber bayeeyaand
And I can't believe
I miss you so
User Reviews
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2009-11-04 19:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought Poetry was banned at this site...long,long, long ago ....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-11-04 18:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I remember back when I won this...only to never receive my trophy..or cash prize.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-11-04 18:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 14:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
..." And I helped!"...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 14:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Take a bow, dipshit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 14:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. This turned out to be a real piece of shit.
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-03-28 14:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-14 00:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm your hucklebery. . . . . . . .
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha...not serious in the least, Hark.
After all: YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE!
Really, though, if you took it as serious you have my apologies. T'was not meant to be read as such.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 01:21:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba, oh Bubba, the checks that you're writing
I fear will not cash 'pon the morrow,
They'll bounce and you'll find yourself drafted and dry,
Three choices, then: beg, steal or borrow.
A fourth option you will elect to pursue
One to keep you afloat, on your feet,
For a throw or a blow you'll trade ass for some cash
Paid to sell yourself out on the street.
Your boasts keep a-silent, for they'll make you poor,
And one day you'll wind up a loose and used whore.
_________________________________________________________
You sound serious. I hope you realize I was not.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248
Stupid reposting/resizing didn't help me much.
FEAST ON THE ROUND ONE INFORMATION, YOU HOUNDS.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The various uber secrets I know are held under lock and key as tightly as the sexual preferences in Heidi Fleiss's little black book.
I know things.
My lips are sealed.
I do the same for you.
(Checks can be made payable to...)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:16:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahem.
It is Monday.
I do believe we are owed further instructions, oh Father of teh Rhyme.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is a snickerdoodle?
*suspicious look*
Are you sure you're not English? I'm gonna get Licious to tell me more about you O.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85207
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh just linkwhore away, snickerdoodle.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
O-tron - stop talking about masturbation and go read my last post.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The strumpet's notes ring out
And send my kingly soul a-sighing,
The peal, the wave, the tolling tongue,
Her song alive in dying,
The fingers seek the note again,
The harpstring firmly plucked,
Brava, brava, the roses fall
Exhausted, spent and...
*BANG*
I've been shot!
*dies*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:48:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your lass lies in her bed today
To work she failed to go
For nightmares haunted her last eve
And caused her grief and woe
She'll strum away for you indeed
It's all she's apt to do
Your rhyme has filled her core with need
Her cheek with scarlet hue
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Hot.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your lass lies in her bed today
To work she failed to go
For nightmares haunted her last eve
And caused her grief and woe
She'll strum away for you indeed
It's all she's apt to do
Your rhyme has filled her core with need
Her cheek with scarlet hue
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Soon, ye wanton, lusty lass
The post will be up soon,
Until then, diddle here for me,
And hum a diddlin' tune,
Your fingers turn to rosin'd bow
Your lips transform to strings
Now make me music from your loins
Play on, lass, for your king.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahem.
It is Monday.
I do believe we are owed further instructions, oh Father of teh Rhyme.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry to say, yes.
Submitted by Hirilnara (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I too late to sign up?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 01:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba, oh Bubba, the checks that you're writing
I fear will not cash 'pon the morrow,
They'll bounce and you'll find yourself drafted and dry,
Three choices, then: beg, steal or borrow.
A fourth option you will elect to pursue
One to keep you afloat, on your feet,
For a throw or a blow you'll trade ass for some cash
Paid to sell yourself out on the street.
Your boasts keep a-silent, for they'll make you poor,
And one day you'll wind up a loose and used whore.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 21:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*course*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 21:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember my son when all is done
and your ass is covered in blisters,
the winner, of couse, will dismount his horse
and butt-slam you and your sisters
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-12 21:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck, I'm going to get my ass kicked in this thing.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:48:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah. These people are in a hurry to get their asses kicked. :)
<ducks flying objects>
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Watch it, Bubba. The Sopranos is coming on and I'm drinking.
I WILL FIGHT YOU.
(Unless Lisa has ™'d that phrase).
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:38:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:22:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 06:08:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll probably change my posting moniker to Bubba2341, just so's I
don't confuse the people who don't know who I am (or give a shit).
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We know who you is Mr. Bob Udell.
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Indeed we do, Bubba. But it wouldn't hurt to change for the comp, if you're so inclined.
Now Orgasmatron, bring on the matchups.
__________________________________________________________
Yeah. These people are in a hurry to get their asses kicked. :)
<ducks flying objects>
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:22:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 06:08:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll probably change my posting moniker to Bubba2341, just so's I
don't confuse the people who don't know who I am (or give a shit).
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We know who you is Mr. Bob Udell.
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Indeed we do, Bubba. But it wouldn't hurt to change for the comp, if you're so inclined.
Now Orgasmatron, bring on the matchups.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:22:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 06:08:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll probably change my posting moniker to Bubba2341, just so's I
don't confuse the people who don't know who I am (or give a shit).
===
We know who you is Mr. Bob Udell.
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Actually, I only realised yesterday. Saw his review on one of my posts, thought 'Hey, when does he post stuff?' and clicked user info.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 06:08:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll probably change my posting moniker to Bubba2341, just so's I
don't confuse the people who don't know who I am (or give a shit).
===
We know who you is Mr. Bob Udell.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-03-12 10:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome! Thanks a lot. I'll write a special thank-you poem for you:
Orgasmatron
Gives Orgasms
Like the movie Tron
Or people named Tron
What a funny name that dude has
His name is Tron
Ha ha
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 06:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey O-man. Mother Theresa and Elvis just called. They want in the
contest. :<)
Seriously, the more the merrier. JMG has been here since light was
created, and Rad has his own zip code. :-/
I'll probably change my posting moniker to Bubba2341, just so's I
don't confuse the people who don't know who I am (or give a shit).
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-12 01:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JMG, rad, you're in.
Because I'm a nice guy.
And, well, because I don't have much of a backbone when it comes to drawing lines in the sand for things as inconsequential as internet writing contests.
Anyway, to anyone else expecting me to bend (again), you're out of luck.
The 28...damn, 28...names have been written down, folded and cast into the Red Sox Hat of Muse Fondling, and shall be drawn upon the morrow for first round pairs.
With 28 competitors we're looking at five rounds: 28 - 14 - 8 (7 winners + highest rated loser) - 4 - 2 - victor.
Here's what the schedule for this monster will probably look like:
Rd. 1: pairings/theme posted 3.13 -- posts due by 3.20
Rd. 2: pairings/theme posted 3.23 -- posts due by 3.27
Rd. 3: pairings/theme posted 3.30 -- posts due by 4.3
Rd. 4: pairings/theme posted 4.7 -- posts due by 4.10
Rd. 5: pairings/theme posted 4.10 -- posts due by 4.13
Winner announced 4.17
I figured I'd give everyone a bit more time with the first round, and to allow for the three users who are in the Shamrock Open finals to have time to breathe before submitting something for another competition.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-11 23:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"eighth"
No matter how you spell it, it really is an ugly looking word if you look at it long enough.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-11 23:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha...if you do a Yahoo search for "bracketmaster.com," this is the eigth site that comes up.
Interesting seeing the words 'fistfuck blues' up on a search engine's results page.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-11 19:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Drunk Aussie? Why do you repeat yourself?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-11 04:24:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo! I get to play!
Losing NEVER gets boring
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I'ld like to point out that you beat Orgasmatron in the Shamrock Open. Mostly just point out that you won, AND beat O-tron, Circe it dosen't get much better then that.
<Laughs at O-man for losing to a drunk Aussie>
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-11 11:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-11 11:33:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2006-03-11 10:00:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
FUPA: Fat Upper Pussy Area.
___________________________________________--
Or it could describe you: Fucking Ugly Piss-Ant...
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Bit of a stretch, but not bad.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-11 11:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2006-03-11 10:00:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
FUPA: Fat Upper Pussy Area.
___________________________________________--
Or it could describe you: Fucking Ugly Piss-Ant...
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2006-03-11 10:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUPA: Fat Upper Pussy Area.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-03-11 08:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gagh. I meant to include, "I'd like to join up" in my comment below. If it's too late, I'll have to deal, I suppose. Normally, I deal by drinking a swig of scotch just before opening fire.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-11 08:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck this.
I had only just seen this, and now cannot be in it.
and prior to you showing up, Darko and I were the only idiots in the joint who were into poetry to any degree.
I see how it is people, rad1101 is no longer included.
*emo*
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-11 04:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo! I get to play!
Losing NEVER gets boring.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-11 01:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've tried forgetting
I've turned to drink
But still I remember
The fullness, the stink
You left me baby
Your loss I felt
'Cause now I'm hooked and forced
To slide my hand inside myself
Me, I got those fistfuck blues
Yeaaaaaaaah YEAH those fistfuck blues
I got them lowdown motherfuckin' ass stretchin blues, pretty girl
Yeah, yeah...and here I go
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-11 01:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Brdn_Nkd
Doodles
HighVoltage900
nitty34
Shlongy
MyTeeOne
Sphagnum
Sacrilicious
scourgeoftheseas
ghola
CaptainThorns
ess-arr
Axolotl
ampersand
inion_de_trua
Susie Derkins
simple_catalyst
goferferhire
Bubba2341
Stagger Lee
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar
wardy
ripple
badassmofo
Circe
and Jerry Mathers as the Orgasmatron
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-11 01:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are, however, the 26th person to have an interest in this.
And 25 is such a terribly odd number.
You're in, Circe, and we're officially good to go.
Not enough people chimed in on either side of the comp/exhibition debate to tilt the scales with an overwhelming majority.
So........we're sticking with the format as is. Competition style. Rounded. Raw and wriggling, just like Gollum loves it.
In the pooper.
-
More details, bracketing info, and such early next week.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-11 01:12:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm guessing it's too late to play.. I'm too late to sign up for EVERYTHING, it's like a curse.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-11 00:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dis here shit best be startin' purty soon. I'se gittin me a
hankerin' ta post sum shitty poetry. . .
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-10 20:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-10 17:48:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Exhibition.
Though I could go either way.
"Heh, like a bisexual."
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"Thank you, that WAS the joke..."
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
competition I'm betting I'm a wee bit late ot vote though.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-10 17:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Exhibition.
Though I could go either way.
"Heh, like a bisexual."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Masturbation.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-10 15:59:06 EST (#)
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3 for comp, 2 for exhibition (Bayley, as a non participant, doesn't count).
If I receive no overwhelming majority over the weekend, we're sticking with the competition.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-10 15:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
competition
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-03-10 15:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85145. Sorry about that old boy.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-10 13:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
competition
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-10 11:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i vote competition. evicerating your opponent verbally is great motivation.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-10 01:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"The wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'"
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2006-03-10 00:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Exhibition!
And since you mentioned FUPA
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63617
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 23:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Exhibition.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 23:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This whole thing was thought up with other users in mind. I - of course - post poetry, if it can be called that - all the time, so something like this doesn't really mean as much to me as it may mean to others. I'll post poetry either way.
As such, given the recent request for this becoming an exhibition and not a competition, I feel it's in everyone's interest if we put it to a vote.
Not a list of your preferences and how it'd be good either way, but an actual vote. In fact, if you just want to reply with "competition" or "exhibition," all the better.
A competition allows for a set beginning and end, and pairing up with an adversary tends to bring out the best in someone.
But I can see how it makes it more of a popularity contest, and newer users might lose out simply because they're not as well established as others.
I would argue, hoever, that if their submissions were strong enough it wouldn't much matter if they were new to the show. How else are they supposed to cut their teeth?
An exhibition, of course, levels the playing field and makes everyone equal in the eyes of their god, the Uber public.
"We all float down here..." and all that noise.
However, it basically takes the concept and turns it into a fad day of sorts - Poetry Post Friday or something - and risks having interest in it peter out after a week or so.
But if that's all the interest that everyone really has, why drag it out over a few weeks?
I don't want to make up everyone's mind for them, because, again, it doesn't much matter to me how we do it given that the particulars of the exercise apply to me every time I submit something.
I just want everyone to enjoy this as much as they can, so, please, let me know which works best for you.
If wheels seem to be spinning and no votes are coming in I'll just put my foot down and we'll stick with the comp. idea.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:22:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Brdn_Nkd
Doodles
HighVoltage900
nitty34
Shlongy
MyTeeOne
Sphagnum
Sacrilicious
scourgeoftheseas
ghola
CaptainThorns
ess-arr
Axolotl
ampersand
inion_de_trua
Susie Derkins
simple_catalyst
goferferhire
Bubba2341
Stagger Lee
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar
wardy
ripple
and Jerry Mathers as the Orgasmatron
"Grace of the Gods" final two spots, because I'm too nice to tell someone no
- badassmofo
- EMPTY
Need one more person by 5PM EST today, or else it's 25 and 25 only.
For reals, yo.
For reals.
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Or you could not partake in this and laugh at all of our bad poems while thinking of how much better you could do, but being a gracious man, has decided to spare all of us tiny mortals from your Godly poetry wrath? I like this idea yes?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-09 20:21:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:34:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this idea. It would be better as an exhibition.
Oh! OH! What I say? What did I say? I wholeheartedly agree with JMG. What's the point of a competition anyway? To stroke a few egos? We should promote poetry and encourage people to post it on Uber. That's one of the reasons I left and hardly ever post on Uber.
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O-tron, I am in complete agreement with these guys. With a contest, some people (ha, me) are gonna get fucked in the first round, and never get at shot at whatever the later themes are. If it's an exhibition, everyone gets a crack at everything.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-09 20:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:34:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this idea. It would be better as an exhibition.
Oh! OH! What I say? What did I say? I wholeheartedly agree with JMG. What's the point of a competition anyway? To stroke a few egos? We should promote poetry and encourage people to post it on Uber. That's one of the reasons I left and hardly ever post on Uber.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this idea. It would be better as an exhibition.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-09 13:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to fuck up the program so if no one else steps in then you can count me out.
'cause i'm that type of guy
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 13:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I call the bye.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-09 13:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-08 23:41:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-08 22:37:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stinkfist
I hate tool, but that fit.
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You.hate.tool?
This will not do.
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call the schoolmaster!!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Brdn_Nkd
Doodles
HighVoltage900
nitty34
Shlongy
MyTeeOne
Sphagnum
Sacrilicious
scourgeoftheseas
ghola
CaptainThorns
ess-arr
Axolotl
ampersand
inion_de_trua
Susie Derkins
simple_catalyst
goferferhire
Bubba2341
Stagger Lee
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar
wardy
ripple
and Jerry Mathers as the Orgasmatron
"Grace of the Gods" final two spots, because I'm too nice to tell someone no
- badassmofo
- EMPTY
Need one more person by 5PM EST today, or else it's 25 and 25 only.
For reals, yo.
For reals.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 01:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No worries. You gonna let the typo in your Shamrock post stand, eh?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 01:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're learning the art of the subtle linkwhore, Stag. Brava.
If I have time tomorrow I'm going to go back and read through your posts again. I know there are some that I haven't rated yet.
I'd do it tonight, but I fear my attention isn't as focused as it should be for this undertaking.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 01:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 00:52:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
2006: the year poetry 'arrived.'
Nice take on Song of Joy, Stag.
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I knew you'd get it.
You missed a glaring Nick Cave reference in 'Sharpe's Crew' though, I was disappointed.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 00:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2006: the year poetry 'arrived.'
Nice take on Song of Joy, Stag.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 00:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on, O-tron, post the Shamrock...
This is number 1 on most heated, by the way.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 00:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
.....it's not a rap battle, badass....
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-08 23:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you ever meet a slut
and she looks like a mutt
don't be to worried
'cause she'll take it in da butt
you guys should be worried
run little scamps, scurry
'cause you've never seen
my poetic fury
flex bitches
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-08 23:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will tell you a story
Of a man and his hitwhoring
And I swear that it is true
2 months ago I met a man named O
He was a poetry-posting thing
He had an eye for garnering hits
And the reviews these hits would bring
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-08 23:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-08 22:37:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stinkfist
I hate tool, but that fit.
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You.hate.tool?
This will not do.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-08 23:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone have any suggestions for the themes/emotions that I'll draw for each round?
I can cover the general ground - love, loss, heartache, grief, death, joy, ecstacy, etc. but if anyone has a suggestion I'll certainly add it to the pool.
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The devil, revenge, travelling songs, narrative poems.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-08 23:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I do have access from home but usually do not use it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 22:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mofo......the sign-up's technically closed.
Find a 26th competitor, though, and you're in.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-08 22:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stinkfist
I hate tool, but that fit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:35:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, can i get a little rundown on the rules that developed on this?
either way i'm in but i'd just like to know.
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Rules? In a knifefight? OK.............
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, can i get a little rundown on the rules that developed on this?
either way i'm in but i'd just like to know.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:54:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:41:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Less review-y, more shamrock write-y.
O-man, I missed work monday so subsequently missed this post and you never dropped a link or anything. man, those round results posts and titties posts are definitely fair game for a reasonable linkwhore. I know I'll take liberties with you... I mean your posts.
I don't expect to go far in this since I pretty well suck but it should be fun.
_____________________________________________________
Now lemme git dis straight (ya put da lime in da coconut)...
You missed work Monday so you couldn't access the Net? WTF??
I can't access Uber from work because our IT folks are Nazis. You can't see it
from home? I be stumpified. . .
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:41:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Less review-y, more shamrock write-y.
O-man, I missed work monday so subsequently missed this post and you never dropped a link or anything. man, those round results posts and titties posts are definitely fair game for a reasonable linkwhore. I know I'll take liberties with you... I mean your posts.
I don't expect to go far in this since I pretty well suck but it should be fun.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Less review-y, more shamrock write-y.
I'm going to read "Choke" until you post, or I pass out. Whichever comes first. I wish uber had alert sounds like IM. I'd get so much more done around here without having to refresh the front page and see if I missed anything.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unless my rim is tickled by the probing tongue of Laughter I'll be going serious, too.
I got another taste of legitimacy with Ubertines, and I'm kind of petered out from going all crazy because of these Shamrock Open titles. If I make it to the finals I pray that the title doesn't have the word 'fuck' or 'stroke' in it...
Of course, that means I've got to get this round's post done tonight.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, CHOKE ON THE SWEET NECTAR OF YOUR OWN PROCRASTINATION, O-MAN.
*tears hair out*
*cries*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll definitely be going serious on every post. I never post crap here.
Nothing about buttsecks or cocaine or Average_Dan or Urbanes twat.
I just had a Baldy sighting on my Shamrock post. I miss that boy, I do.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:23:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Brdn_Nkd
Doodles
HighVoltage900
nitty34
Shlongy
MyTeeOne
Sphagnum
Sacrilicious
scourgeoftheseas
ghola
CaptainThorns
ess-arr
Axolotl
ampersand
inion_de_trua
Susie Derkins
simple_catalyst
goferferhire
Bubba2341
Stagger Lee
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar
wardy
ripple
and Jerry Mathers as the Orgasmatron
Oh holy shit. This is going to spawn some awesome entries and/or a bunch of damn hilarious hijinks on the part of some on the list. Either way, this is going to be GOOD.
If Shlongy actually competes I'll shit myself. I see him as being the spoiler who brings the most tears of laughter to my eyes. Not saying he couldn't write a good entry, I just suspect he might throw a monkey wrench intentionally.
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Shlongy? Nah, he'll throw in the WHOLE monkey. After he fucks it, that is...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bookended by Ubermadness. Shamone.
Yes this should, in fact, be really, really good.
I'm glad that it's as open ended as it is, because it ensures variety. It'll be interesting to see who goes serious and who goes profane each round.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Brdn_Nkd
Doodles
HighVoltage900
nitty34
Shlongy
MyTeeOne
Sphagnum
Sacrilicious
scourgeoftheseas
ghola
CaptainThorns
ess-arr
Axolotl
ampersand
inion_de_trua
Susie Derkins
simple_catalyst
goferferhire
Bubba2341
Stagger Lee
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar
wardy
ripple
and Jerry Mathers as the Orgasmatron
Oh holy shit. This is going to spawn some awesome entries and/or a bunch of damn hilarious hijinks on the part of some on the list. Either way, this is going to be GOOD.
If Shlongy actually competes I'll shit myself. I see him as being the spoiler who brings the most tears of laughter to my eyes. Not saying he couldn't write a good entry, I just suspect he might throw a monkey wrench intentionally.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't invite you?
It's been an open invite since Monday. You just didn't care enough to read the post and throw your hat in. :(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THE CIRCLE IS NOW COMPLETE
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm crying great big emo tears
confirmed now all my fears
The o-man started a contest
and didn't invite me, the best
scarred my love for him is now
I hope he dies sucking off a cow.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That'd be me bitch.
I will destroy you with words of beauty and grandeur (sp?) and you will bow before my terrifying prowess.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Make that 23. I forgot Doodles.
At least this gives me an excuse to give myself a bye into Round 2.
Kidding...anyone else out there want to hop in on this to make it an even 24?
First one to reply gets the spot.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The final roll call:
HighVoltage900
nitty34
Shlongy
MyTeeOne
Sphagnum
Sacrilicious
scourgeoftheseas
ghola
CaptainThorns
ess-arr
Axolotl
ampersand
inion_de_trua
Susie Derkins
simple_catalyst
goferferhire
Bubba2341
Stagger Lee
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar
wardy
ripple
and Jerry Mathers as the Orgasmatron.
22 peeps. Impressive.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
don't worry you're two dimensional. the screen has a length and width.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can see how this will only result in you thinking me a dirty old man, right?
If you taunt and get sluttish poems in return, I will only be one dimensional in your eyes.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm ok with that. and the epitaph. which was i guess savage and ravage and die.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Then you'll only get poems where you're savaged and ravaged.
But if that's your thing, so be it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
every time i want a poem i'll just taunt you until you succumb to my whim.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Inion the Pure reclined on snowbanks, dressed in white
Stunning and immaculate and spotless in the night
Orga'tron the Dirty found her there and flashed a smile
Thinking of how he could use her for his needs so vile
Let's just say that Inion was never Pure again
She succumbed to Orga'tron and learned the ways of men
Spread and bedded, bent and whipped she found she wanted more
Now she's switched her gown for leather, Inion the Whore.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dirty. OLDer than me. man
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2.6. y.e.a.r. o.l.d. m.a.n.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should have asked before I was 4/5 of the way done writing it, and I could have worked something in, you French whore.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dirty. old. man.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, it's because my stor........well, you'll see.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's cuz no matter how old you are O, you're still a dirty old man. just like i have the mind of an old french prostitute.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can totally incorporate a vibrator into mine...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, it's about a sweet little child and his happy friends. I don't think I have a way to work vibrating "marital aids" into the picture at this point.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your shamrock post is gonna be battery operated now isn't it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes Lish, yes it is my dearest darling lover smoochie lumpkins hot buns McGee.
inion, thank you. Bring it with you on the honeymoon and we'll all put it to good use.
I really need to finish writing my Shamrock post dammit.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed, on all counts. This is going to be the hottest honeymoon evar.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:10:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:53:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
live in sin together. it's more fun.
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You're just trying to get out of buying us a present, admit it.
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i have the perfect present sitting at home still in packaging for you two. and i got it for free from work. at least she'll enjoy it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:53:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
live in sin together. it's more fun.
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You're just trying to get out of buying us a present, admit it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats fine dearest- light of my life- wind beneath my wings.
He may choose your bridal attire.
But he's NOT allowed into the matrimonial bedchamber the night of our nuptials. Maybe the second night.
He CAN come on the honeymoon though. Him and inion both.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:15:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.verawang.com/bridal/collection.2004-11-17.7478863928
Take your pick sweetheart. Remember, I like access to the collarbone, so my preference would be a strapless.
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How.charming.is.that?
Strapless, definitely. But Orgasmatron dresses me, so really it's up to him. I know it sounds odd, but we need to trust him on this.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rock solid.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My first linkwhore, that is. Not first post.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Linkwhore? Don't mind if I do.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85038
*Wipes away a tear*
It's my first one...it'll grow up so fast.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.verawang.com/bridal/collection.2004-11-17.7478863928
Take your pick sweetheart. Remember, I like access to the collarbone, so my preference would be a strapless.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
live in sin together. it's more fun.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you buy me a Vera Wang gown, I'll convert to whatever you want. But we're both agnostics, Scourge. Problem solved.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a fucking mortal lock to win this thing.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
slate me against shlongy, please please please
If the first theme is love, Ima write about Lish. We're destined to be married. Though I'd have to convert from being an agnostic to being a Mormon or some kind of other lucky lots of wives religion. I don't know that there is actually a conversion process from agnosticism now that I think about it. Either way, everyone is invited.
Bring presents.
Expensive ones.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Then you'd better hurry it on up, Harrelson.
First round entries will be due by 3/20.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You better delay the contest until AFTER my 100th post then.
Shlongy can't be having post number 100- a historic milestone - be a poetry post.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:02:16 (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm in this contest
For no other reason than
to fuck with Uber
The End.
Who wants some of this?
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I want it. Bad.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love that your 100th post may very well be your first round submission.
I told you I'd come up with an idea for you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm in this contest
For no other reason than
to fuck with Uber
The End.
Who wants some of this?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 11:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well just because a round's theme is Love it doesn't mean that everyone HAS to write something sappy and gushy like that. If that's what they feel like, though, more power to them.
I think you'll find that if everyone has to write about love that there won't be sixteen or twenty submissions that read like shakespeare or a Hallmark card.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 11:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm trying to stay general in the hopes that people would actually be inspired by a particular theme or feeling and go from there. "Love and death" could easily be done with either "love" or "death" if the writer was so inclined.
Youth, revenge, sacrifice, honor, madness...
I fear this may be where things get sticky.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 11:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok understood. but i'd like to avoid "how do i love thee let me count the ways" gushy love crap. at least make it interesting love and not just gagging on the gooey sweetness of it all. i withdraw all comedic suggestions.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-08 11:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If we really have to use themes, then I don't think you should make using a theme harder by making it as specific as 'love on the rag'. For a start, that would HAVE to be a humourous post, and my writing is simply not funny.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 11:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i say no love theme unless it's something like love and sex, love and death, love and animals, love sex and animals, love and prison, love on the rag, that sort of thing. love and comedy only, no love alone as a theme. i'm gonna get that suggestion shot down quick.
we could also all have to pick a song and rewrite it at something else. or we all get the same song and rewrite it in a theme.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 10:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:36:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
post titties today, yes?
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I've got to get my Shamrock Open thing (written and) posted today, so today's out.
I'm thinking I'll get the bracket together and all that at the end of the week. Originally I was thinking about having the first round submissions due on 3/17 but I defintely don't want people posting on a Friday when everyone's thinking about the weekend or not around to rate.
So we're going with a 3/20 due date, which means that I may just wait until next Monday to post the matchups and theme assignment.
If the Shamrock Open wasn't finishing up next week I'd have the first round end next Tues. or Wed., but as it stands I don't want to double any of the competitors up with deadlines if they're participating in both events.
Anyone have any suggestions for the themes/emotions that I'll draw for each round?
I can cover the general ground - love, loss, heartache, grief, death, joy, ecstacy, etc. but if anyone has a suggestion I'll certainly add it to the pool.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-08 10:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NO COFFEE?!?!
=> DEATH!!!!
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah sounds good. thanks.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sacrilicious dear
departed too soon did I
scourgeoftheseas weeps
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nine-o'clock meeting
I forgot about, I'm late
No coffee, this blows
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
post titties today, yes?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chill, then, ghola, I would never hurt my puppy.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
of course i was only worried about the dog.
and if i still thought you guys were the same person, i'd have to be a bit neurotic. or at least think you were.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, not really.
The *harmonica break* made my brother look at me funny as I crack up every time I read it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha...and the song didn't?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read the filename on that picture, and it made me sad in my special place.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, the thoughts are real. If you mean "am I upset" then the answer is of course not - though I can see how it'd come off soundignthat way.
Now take your shirt off and all will be well.
Unless you're worried about Stag's dog, in which case disregard the first two sentences of my reply.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
just kidding?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, O-Tron, if you don't go read my latest post, I'm gonna hurt my dog. You don't wanna be responsible for that, do you?
</self promotion via threatening animals>
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Honorable monday wife -
Again, I do not have an alter/second account/whatever.
I imagine this means that I've 'arrived,' if this sort of drama is following me around like stink on an unwashed dangle.
I a) don't need to give myself +2s with another account, b) would prefer to have all of my accolades come to me, directly to me, not pass 'Go' and not collect $200 (see also: ego), and c) there is no "c."
Orgasma-san
Giblets are tasty
Taste of poultry on cornbread
Cold wet and chewy
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Check your email, then.
I'm a real boy, dammit!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Linkwhore away, my good man.
You're right...I do. But there's nothing wrong with a little self-promotion.
SOMEONE'S got to do it. I mean...I have a Herald and all, but he spends a lot of his time writing lines about hairy vaginas.
Does that get me airtime? Not as much as you'd think.
It's hard out here for a pimp.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are too the same person O. Quit lying.
Elaborate ruse, really.
(Did I spell ruse wrong?)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If it's free, I guess I'm in, if for nothing else than getting my name out there and recruiting for the religion.
Now I'm debating linkwhoring here,it is an Orgasmatron post and you fucking link whore everywhere... Ehh I'll do it later after I kick your ass in poetry*
*Kick your ass = stealing your poem and claiming it as my own.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Of all the NC/BS songs you had to pick, you went and picked one of my favorites.
Drop me a line at some point, man: orgasmatron2029.at.yahoo.com
I really need to confirm that we're not the same person.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:04:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
I just wrote this:
since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;
wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world
my blood approves,
and kisses are a far better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. Don't cry
--the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids' flutter which says
we are for eachother: then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph
And death i think is no parenthesis
No, I'm kidding.
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On this note, I wrote this:
============
There's a thick-set man with frog eyes standing at the door
And a little bald man with wingnut ears waiting in the car
Well Robert Moore passed the frog-eyed man as he walked into the bar
And Betty Coltrane she jumped under her table
"What's your pleasure?" asked the barman, he had a face like boiled meat
"There's a girl called Betty Coltrane that I have come to see,"
"Well I ain't seen that girl round here for more than a week,"
And Betty Coltrane she a-hid beneath the table
Well then in came a sailor with mermaids tattooed on his arms
Followed by the man with wingnut ears that was waiting in the car
Well Robert Moore sensed trouble, he'd seen it coming from afar
And Betty Coltrane she gasped beneath the table
Well the sailor said, "I'm lookin' for my wife they call her Betty Coltrane,"
And the frog-eyed man said, "That can't be, that's my wife's maiden name,"
And the man with wingnut ears said, "Hey, I married her back in Spain,"
And Betty Coltrane crossed herself beneath the table
Well Robert Moore stepped up and said, "That woman is my wife,"
And he drew a silver pistol and a wicked bowie knife,
And he shot the man with wingnut ears straight between the eyes
And Betty Coltrane she moaned under the table
Well the frog-eyed man jumped at Robert Moore, who stabbed him in the chest
And as Mr Frog Eyes died he said, "Betty, you're the girl that I love best,"
And the sailor pulled a razor, Robert blasted him to bits,
"And Betty, I know you're under the table"
"Well have no fear," said Robert Moore, "I do not want to hurt you,
Never a woman did I love near half as much as you,
You're the blessed sun to me, girl, and you are the sacred moon,"
And Betty shot his legs out from under the table
Well Robert Moore went down heavy with a crash upon the floor
And over to his thrashing body Betty Coltrane she did crawl
She put the gun to the back of his head and pulled the trigger once more
And blew his brains out all over the tables
Well Betty stood up, shook her head, a-waved the smoke away
Said, "I'm sorry, Mr Barman, to leave your place this way,"
And she emptied out their wallets, she said "I'll collect my severance pay,"
Then she winked and threw a dollar on the table
Yeah
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Hang about, that wasn't me at all.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ripple, if you want in you're in. the deadline i set was by midnight EST tonight.
I'll pencil you in as a yes, if for some reason you don't respond to this tonight.
It's yours to refuse...
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yesterday i was at home, so i missed this. oh well. if theres a S(econd)UPA, id like try to write in it
and by the way, battle andouille sausage kicked ass.
as does all iron chef.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
According to the articles on this site, http://www.ahapoetry.com/haiartjr.htm
haiku has very bendable rules. Not exactly what I learned in English class. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Latin is dead, dear
but whom killed his ass and why
all good things must die
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:08:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
please why can't i just
untangle myself from this
and do my latin
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Can't think of a haiku, but yeah, I should be working. I'm just not.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
please why can't i just
untangle myself from this
and do my latin
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:45:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
haikus don't need to follow the 5-7-5 format. that whole idea is due to a mistranslation.
for example:
fishtails
like explosions
halos in water
is still a haiku even though it goes 2-4-5
and even though I'm against the whole competition idea, i still want to be a part of it.
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Ok, I call not going against this guy, because he seems to know his shit. And I don't.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Twelve-inch erection
savagely rammed in your chute
this can kill you too
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Knife enters the throat
Blood flows in scarlet river
Life drains away too
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cordite, powder burns
Blood pouring from center mass
This is how you die
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's your call in the end, BA Jule. Thanks for letting me know. Hope you enjoy what becomes of this.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Words are simple things
for the Man Orgasmatron
the rest of us suck
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The sky is so blue
my ass itches like a bitch
I wrote this haiku
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Baby's got a gun
Yeah my baby's on the run
The bitch is dead now
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</blues haiku>
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the scourgeoftheseas
answers not his telephone
for sacrilicious
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i should be doing
homework de latin o doom
instead, i sit here
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I felt the fart come
Oh no, I shat my skivvies
I must wash them now
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
roughly pulled down
teeth bared for final battle
resistance left her
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
curtains parted slow
as the light broke in showing
her peaceful sleep
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the last cold wind blows
I open the metal door
glad winter is through
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Undecided:
BadAssJulie"
Sorry O-tron but I'm not going to participate. I'm horrible with poetry. I know nothing about it and I'll end up sounding like a complete dumbass if I even try. I'll leave the poetry to the pros and...umm...everyone else I guess.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haikus don't need to follow the 5-7-5 format. that whole idea is due to a mistranslation.
for example:
fishtails
like explosions
halos in water
is still a haiku even though it goes 2-4-5
and even though I'm against the whole competition idea, i still want to be a part of it.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
o'tron's nuts need pie?
that is the best sentence in the world.
sigh.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I taste death and pink
Vagabonds and wetness mixed
Dirty, trashy, yum
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lish is departing
she will write more lame haikus
tonight in the dark
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OTron's nuts need pie
it is the only answer
it will stop the itch
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
poor orgasmatron
cannot scratch his sack o nuts
can't do as he must
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pink pie in pieces
Served from bare plates for two
Where the boys are not
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fill my pie with death
o' the bums and vagabonds
who so taint my day
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pie for miss ghola
Sacrilicious will provide
Which sweet filling, dear?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mid-meeting haiku #93
Damnit boss, shut up
Dios mio, my nuts itch
I cannot scratch yet
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm goddamn hungry
motherfuckers, give me pie
seriously, pie.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck this wretch'd day
Full of tenants smelling of
rot and muck from hell
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious goes
to 'gasmatron honalee
they make babies there
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bathroom Haiku #11
God I am so close
Stroking, but the knocking comes
Gimme a sec, Dad
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Penos in my ear
Accordion of hot flesh
Sure beats mollywops
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lucid isn't clear
But do you know what is, friends?
The cum in his eye
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haiku-Slam #39
black licorice, you
do not make up for the fact
that I am still white
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have been COMMANDED THUSLY.
My response: I'm participating.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I once witnessed a haiku-slam in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Haiku-slams are like rap battles for suburban white kids that can't rhyme but like black licorise.
Haiku-slams suck.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Soooooo as of now we have:
HighVoltage900
nitty34
Shlongy (nice to see they're doing this as a couple...ARE you actually doing this Herbert J.?)
MyTeeOne
Sphagnum
Sacrilicious
scourgeoftheseas
ghola
CaptainThorns
ess-arr
Axolotl
ampersand
inion_de_trua
Susie Derkins
simple_catalyst
goferferhire
Bubba2341
Stagger Lee
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar
wardy
and Jerry Mathers as the Orgasmatron.
Undecided:
BadAssJulie
Did I forget anyone?
Anyone else want in?
LET ME KNOW BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
THIS I COMMAND.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Smile like a donut. Papi's all tense.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smile, O. It's Tuesday.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, if you two are going to get it on in here can you at least coordinate your schedules and put on a show for us?
Or do I have to start up another round of cybersex poetry?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:23:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, that really was the worst email ever.
i was in class.
and bored.
sorry ma'am.
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Oh, no no. To the contrary. It was quite stimulating; gave me gholabuzz™
And a ninja never apologizes.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, that really was the worst email ever.
i was in class.
and bored.
sorry ma'am.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:47:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
how a-boot licious then?
because that is fun to say.
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Whatever gives you tingles, dearest. Licious is fine, if it doesn't annoy you to type it. Oh, and not that it matters either way, catalyst, but you can switch over to my sacrilicious e-mail, I use it more than the one you have.
And Miss ghola- I will be sending you a reply when I can respond properly. Visions of tank tops and lollipops deserve dedicated attention.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
does that mean we get to call you simp?
simpleton?
simple cat?
cat?
what the fuck am i talking about?
shut up ghola.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:47:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was telling redskies today that 'sac' makes me feel like a boy's beanbag. There are many possibilities, if that's the one you like, go with it.
You can call me whatever you like, g-o-l-a.
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how a-boot licious then?
because that is fun to say.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm down like a clown, charlie brown.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very cool. I'm in. I'll need style examples.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...and bring daddy the hits. That's right.
No, I think the roster aside - and thus the # of rounds and schedule - we're good to go:
- Competition style w/ rounds
- Each round using a theme to draw your poetry from
- Writers paired off to compete against one another (the missionary position of Uber comps)
- I'm in
Again, let me know by the end of the night if you're interested in participating and haven't said so yet.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Democracy is a wonderful thing. At this point, however, I'd say just set this bad boy up. We could talk about it until the cows come home.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd rather see a theme attached to each round than a structure, though I can provide information on, and links for, a variety of styles if anyone's interested and wants a look at what all's out there.
Maybe assigned styles could be used the next time something like this happens. If there is a next time.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Having a style attached to each round?
This is more hardcore than I suspected. Though, I shouldn't be suprised. You are pretty hardcore.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The sacrifices we make for art, right?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're going to have the first entry due the monday after my spring break.
great.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 08:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd rather have no theme or required form. Just poetry, however you want it.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-07 08:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does this mean the second one will be SUPA?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 08:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
- It will be a competition, complete with rounds and the like. I'll get a better idea of how many rounds at the end of the day.
With that in mind: IF ANYONE ELSE WANTS IN ON THIS, LET ME KNOW BY 11:59PM EST (TONIGHT)
- Each round will have a particular emotion or theme attached to it, from which the competitors will draw inspiration, and will address.
If anyone wants to suggest certain instances that they'd like to see, by all means...
- If no one's going to object, I'll post matchups early next week and have the first entries due by Monday the 20th.
I'd have them due by Thurs. the 16th, but that's a day after the last round of the St. Pat's competition, and I've noticed that some of the writers in that are interested in doing this.
In fairness to them, we'll wait.
I think the only thing I'm up in the air about is the feel of each round (having a style attached to each round). Caes, if this IS how it goes down of course I'll provide detailed explanations and examples for everyone to learn from . I think it'd be worthwhile to pursue this, but I also want everyone to feel comfortable.
Anyone have a favorite form that they'd like to add to the potential list?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-07 07:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to suggest structures, you'll have to explain and give examples. I don't even know what a rondeau is, though my first guess would be some kind of bizarre French sex act.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 02:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, is anything on the contest decided?
Is it an exhibition or competition?
When are we doing it?
And so on....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 02:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yay, it's late and I fucked up a rhyme.
Just use the typically "Am-air-ee-can" pronunciation of Thames.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 02:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba sneaks some poet pud from Lise
As she sits reclined beside the Thames
Penning prose as poor as pennies
Scribbled down on pages many
Empty as the clothes inside a grave
Dry as peeled lips of the deceased
There she rests and bares her box for Bub
Seeking men to give the time of day
"See me posture for attention
Though I lack depth and dimension
I'll do what you want, just kindly stay,
Stay and let me think it's me you love."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-07 02:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gasm speaks of Lisa's snatch
I wanna see her pubic thatch
I have fun and am so merry
Lisa, babe, are you so hairy?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-07 02:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd certainly be down. The main reason I don't post on Uber is because there isn't a large poetry audience.
Definitely make it an exhibition. No need to make it a competition, that sounds like a horrible idea. I'd love to see this come to fruition.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 01:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Her fingers opened
While deep inside
My breath it quickened
My legs spread wide
Her tips and nails
My prostate flicked
And then a white hot flood erupted
From my achin' dick
Cause I got the blues
Yeah YEAH those fistfuck blues
You fuckin' pressed both sides of my walnut, little girl
Yeaaah, girl I played the fool
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-07 01:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa is as Lisa does
she can show her pussy fuzz
Lisa's hot, or maybe not
Lisa has a hairy twat :))
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was wondering how long it'd take you to show up.
Had to throw something in at the end to throw someone's panties in a twist.
I'm sure you understand.
Wherever you go, whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you...
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, please don't exclude me from your Really Fun Game. Whatever, chickenshit, you know I'm the only one who could possibly beat you.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My baby left me
She ran real fast
And now I'm cryin' on my bed
With my loose, floppin' ass
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I hope everyone enjoyed reading this verse as much as I enjoyed writing it. Really, the whole thing took off from here.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:41:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Razor's contemplating whether or not it'd be a DQ if I posted poetry, since readers would know it was my story.
I doubt I'll participate if it's a pay-to-play sort of thing. Just because I think the idea is a little off.
You'll see me in it if everything works out, though. I've been looking forward to it since I signed up here.
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I'm recruiting you sir to be my religion's scribe, after Axolotl write our sacred text, you shall keep up with the important documents because I'll need Axolotl to ocmbine forces with ETS and make an Uber government next.
And if it is pay-for-play nad you participate make Beeb the judge, I could win that write about peeners and fusion he'ld love it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Razor's contemplating whether or not it'd be a DQ if I posted poetry, since readers would know it was my story.
I doubt I'll participate if it's a pay-to-play sort of thing. Just because I think the idea is a little off.
You'll see me in it if everything works out, though. I've been looking forward to it since I signed up here.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:14:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Doesn't necessarily have to rhyme, my good man.
Join if you want. It should prove interesting if nothing else.
Not your cup of tea? That's cool too.
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I'll sit this out.. And you good sir must participate in Uber Madness, or I shall be sorely disappointed and spend many a night weeping over the ocntest's loss.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Doesn't necessarily have to rhyme, my good man.
Join if you want. It should prove interesting if nothing else.
Not your cup of tea? That's cool too.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to do it, but I'm then again I'm an uncreative little fuck who can only rhyme the last words of two lines and call it poetry... Orgasmatron if you hook me up with a good poem I'll get you a blowjob from anyone as soon as that new religion is formed. How about it? And I fucking hate you all for being more talented then me except Shlongy who I must love for his musical choices.
Bitches.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll pluck them out, with tweezers, one by one, for free.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What does everyone think of paying $3 to participate in this?
I'll charge less than the proposed $5 for Ubermadness IV.
All proceeds will go towards buying me a sweet new pair of clipers, for continued bop bag maintenance.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA- That made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Harold? No, man, my name is Bob.
This is Bob Udell for Motel 6. I'll beat your head in
with the porch light. . .
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why must you antagonize me so, Bubba?
As my Herald, you must know the pain it causes...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But prune juice TASTES so much better :<)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure my poetry is cheaper than prune juice.
Whatever keeps you regular, right?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY! Knock off the jokes about AARP! (Another Alzheimer's Retarded Peon).
Seriously, when we changed our car insurance to them the price dropped by
more than half!
Whatever you say, O-man. . .
Ye who rhyme your words at night
often post a mess of shite.
We who see your words of wit
feel the urge to take a shit.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA- Godspeed You!...I meant. There are 2 choices for the placement of the "!" & I still messed it up.
I'm a great stalker. Very dedicated. Just ask O.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AARP???
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's what i need.
more stalkers.
the other ones are falling down on the job.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ghola, make sure you ask your "ma'am" to pull out her AARP card. SO many discounts...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and ghola- now that I know you like Godspeed! You Black Emperor, I'm officially your stalker.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
glad that you guys can keep the days straight.
i think i'm someone else's wife on some day, but I can't remember who or what day.
glahickgoaieafe.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha...you're a "ma'am" lish.
Bubs. There will be no quitting here. Not on my watch.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Tuesday, darling. Sigh.
(Mondays include ghola)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I leave that entirely up to you.
Just trying to spare my Wednesday wife from getting called "nutsack" by passers-by is all.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola- licious, lish, sub #3, wifey..they're all good.
sacrilicious.at.comcast.net
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can i call her sub 3 for short?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm...ninja wife, dear, perhaps "sac" isn't the best term of endearment for a woman.
We don't want her getting all distraught because the teste talk stirs up some penis envy, right?
I've found that referring to her as "submissive #3" makes her purr like a contented kitten stretched out in the sun.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:48:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh you're joining, Bubs. Work or no, you will be one of us.
______________________________________________________________
Fine. If it turns out I have to forfeit, it will be to
someone's advantage.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how would you prefer it shortened ma'am?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh you're joining, Bubs. Work or no, you will be one of us.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was telling redskies today that 'sac' makes me feel like a boy's beanbag. There are many possibilities, if that's the one you like, go with it.
You can call me whatever you like, g-o-l-a.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what was your email again sac? i lost it.
:(
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*ghola gets more excited because sac is excited.
is it okay if i shorten your name that way?
i honestly just didn't want to misspell it. heh.
anyway, i'm still excited.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quick, guys- ghola's all excited!
*Sacrilicious gets excited, too*
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm excited about this.
probably with all the talk of ubermadness. it can't be helped.
i wanna play now goddamnit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:06:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
and i.
i want in...
however, may it be said, despite your best
Captain Foamy was the greatest uberite poet evar.
"Butt Pirate
Foamy boat, chrome boat, boat boat
Fuck, dance, skip
Buttercup"
_____________________________________________________________________
I hope the above was said with tongue firmly planted in cheek, because I went back and read the crap Foamy submitted. Crap is the most polite thing I can say about the drivel
he presented.
It looks like this may not even start until after St. Patty's Day, so I don't think
I should join. March is the end of a quarter at work, and our biggest customer's
sales people go apeshit about now, promising discounts and taking orders everyone
must work overtime to fill. And I'm on salary... :(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:52:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I kind of want to play but I know nothing about poetry so I think it's best if I don't.
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Julie- I don't know much either, and we're probably not alone. Isn't stopping the rest of us. You should join in.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I kind of want to play but I know nothing about poetry so I think it's best if I don't.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in... believe it or not, that's actually what I'm good at, so I'm way in.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I just got home from track practice. I am verry dizzy.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I disagree with those who say that you're the only person who does poetry.
Perhaps so, but this can give the rest of us a chance to do it as well.
People seem to shy away from poems in an effort not to seem derivative of you.
I've posted some poetry, as well as Captain Thorns, Merlina, etc, and it has had a positive reaction.
I'm for the idea.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fistastic!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and i.
i want in...
however, may it be said, despite your best
Captain Foamy was the greatest uberite poet evar.
"Butt Pirate
Foamy boat, chrome boat, boat boat
Fuck, dance, skip
Buttercup"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Next year's competition can be SAPA - Second Annual Poetry extrAvaganza.
Sapa, of course, means "pussy" in Burmese.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Soooooo as of now we have:
HighVoltage900
nitty34
Shlongy (nice to see they're doing this as a couple)
MyTeeOne
Sphagnum
Sacrilicious
scourgeoftheseas
ghola
CaptainThorns
ess-arr
Axolotl
ampersand
inion_de_trua
Susie Derkins
and Jerry Mathers as the Orgasmatron.
Anyone else?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh* I have been going back and forth on this...Trying to decide if I want to submit.
I guess I will. Or if the numbers are screwed up then I'll withdraw so it's even. Whichever.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 14:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-06 14:22:49 (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck "voting". It's your stupidass contest...play if you want to or don't.
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I wanted to leave it in Uber's hands, because I don't want someone who's interested in participating choose not to because "that dick Orgasmatron's just creating a competition that he'll be good at."
Whatever, though. There's been little in the way of reluctance to my joining in, so I'm in unless otherwise stated.
I just want to make sure that everyone knows I thought of putting this together as a way for people to submit poetry and not get scalded for it (or burned because it wasn't by me). That's all.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 14:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A blues to-do about fistfucking immediately following a poem about the Virgin?
My timing is impeccable.
Today is Contest Day or something. This poetry thing, the photoshop comp., Ubermadness IV, 'gross off' competition, etc. Must be something in the water.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-06 14:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck "voting". It's your stupidass contest...play if you want to or don't.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 14:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Farewell, Botticelli.
We hardly knew ye.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 14:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only you could replace yourself on heated. Hot.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-06 13:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-03-06 13:28:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it really fair to start a contest when you're about the only person who posts poetry anyway?
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well, GOOD poetry anyways - shit that I wanna read.
I tried getting Haiku Post Monday off the ground last year, but limited success.
People here just prefer the prose format, and I think it's an Uber-genetic disposition.
Whenever I read the 'New Yorker', the poems that are in there are usually boring and stupid, and THOSE are supposed to be good.
I don't think encouraging emo-type posts (cause that's the easiest shit to write poetry about) is what Uber needs.
INMO.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 13:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-03-06 13:28:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it really fair to start a contest when you're about the only person who posts poetry anyway?
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I originally wanted to start it for other users. I'm leaving my participation up to a vote.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-06 13:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll play
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-06 13:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it really fair to start a contest when you're about the only person who posts poetry anyway?
=======================================================
Yes, it is.
But, if others are concerned, the winner of the competition could go 3 rounds against O-tron.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-03-06 13:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it really fair to start a contest when you're about the only person who posts poetry anyway?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 13:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with the mob mentality that themes are best.
O-Man, if it ends up being in tourney format, you might want to check out bracketmaster.com - easy way to generate tournament brackets, and update them as well.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-06 13:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am in, all though I am about to be slammed at work so it might be tough for me. I think there should be brackets and that O should play along. I look forward to crushing him in battle. It will be poetic justice (get it?). I like the idea of themes over titles. I'm not much on sonnets one day, and versus the next becasue, quite frankly, I don't know that much about poetry. I'll I play along though with whatever is decided, I just might need examples.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 13:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I've changed my mind. Broad open themes are OK by me. Smple emotions and the like. narrowing it down too much, I just don't like the restrictive nature of that at all.
I'd like to retract what I said about it earlier.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read it but would like to participate anyway.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:46:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
against my better judgement, i'm in.
as long as everyone promises not to laugh at me. and promises umm... something else, i don't know what yet.
so yea, anyway, i'm in.
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Yeah, what she said.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:43:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, themes it shall be.
Are people in agreement that it should be a bracketed comp. w/rounds, or would it be easier to transition into this with more of a fortnight-long atrocity exhibition?
--
Bracketed comps are coo
My favorite Orgasmatron poem:
Semen is white
Menses is red
Please hang yourself
Until you are dead
Thank you
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
against my better judgement, i'm in.
as long as everyone promises not to laugh at me. and promises umm... something else, i don't know what yet.
so yea, anyway, i'm in.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, themes it shall be.
Are people in agreement that it should be a bracketed comp. w/rounds, or would it be easier to transition into this with more of a fortnight-long atrocity exhibition?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Count me in, Orgasmo. I'm going with popular opinion here and saying that "themes" are better than "titles".
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have plenty of reasons to laugh at all of you as is. I don't need to host a competition to add more fuel to that fire.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah yeah you just wanna laugh at us. liar. fucking liar. anyway i'll do it. i have like three ideas for stories at the moment but i'm stumbling at getting them out of my brain so why not. gimme a kickstart if it's gonna be a competition.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have nice cats.
---
So you know she's got more than one pussy too, huh?
The 'business' one and the stealthy, 'ninja' one.
I swear, that little Monday wife of mine...
Oh, and she has more than one feline companion as well.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And now I'm cryin' on my bed
With my loose, floppin' ass
______________________
This made me smile a lot.
I can almost hear Cake playing "I Will Survive" in the background.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just joking Thorns. You would both beat me in this contest and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
ghola- erm..... I think that you're a nice young lady. I don't remember what the hell I was going to type here in response to whatever it was that you wrote that I also don't remember because I just can't get myself into any semblance of a functioning human today. You have nice cats.
There, that should take care of everything nicely.
I'm going to go brew myself a nice mug of tea.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"A fuckin' rubber bayeeyaand..." Indeed. I enjoyed your rambling at the top of your post; I'm not used to seeing much of anything from you that isn't in verse form.
I'm intimidated to commit to anything that involves forced writing, deadlines, or competitions, for I am not a writer. And since I'm not, I don't even know what to suggest in terms of the form it should take. I'll vote majority on this one I guess- which is scary when so many that will show interest are sure to be wicked good.
"I can't promise I'll try, but I promise I'll TRY to try". Just for you, O.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:01:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:59:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:56:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
And no way in HELL am I recording THIS work of yours, O-Man. Just to set the record straight. I have standards, ya know.
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All the more reason to get off my ass and get whatever software and hardware I'd need to record the thing myself, I guess.
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I too would like to know what Capt Thorns uses.
===========================================================
I refer you to http://www.ubersite.com/m/79919#1712803 - I pretty much explain how I recorded Shenanigan Pie, and all of my subsequent music posts, in that vicinity. Granted, my methods are old school - but hey, it still works.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Inion, see also:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84871#1867768
The point of this was not to create something so that I may smite the lesser writers of Uber with my posts and laugh at them as they cascade into mass graves below the birch trees. The point is for anyone who wants to write poetry and, for whatever reason, feel that they can't share it here, to come out of their shell a little.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:55:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn my mouth (and hands) get ahead of my brain sometimes. What I meant was there would be only one round because O-Man and I are the only two that seem to post poetry on any sort of regular basis.
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That's kind of why I'm hoping a lot of people participate in this, so they can show that can too.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sounds like a great idea and I'd love to give it a go, but please, no sestinas. For the love of god no sestinas!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:15:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
I disagree ghola, he should participate.
What the hell is wrong with you people? Here, and on the post where it was originally proposed, there are these comments about him not participating. Because it would be unfair. Or because he would win hands down...
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I was kidding. I didn't think he'd take it seriously.
Obviously, O should play. What would the point be otherwise???
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:57:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:55:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 concept. I'm all up for a poetry contest.
Of course, you know it'd be you and me in the final round, O-Man.
--
ego
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Damn my mouth (and hands) get ahead of my brain sometimes. What I meant was there would be only one round because O-Man and I are the only two that seem to post poetry on any sort of regular basis.
But anyway. This would be fun.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES I am definitely in this.
count teh Ax in this contest.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
retitle the contest "make otron choke on his own poetic justice" or some such title that implies us stomping him to death on his own verbal turf.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It would please me to no end to have you participate in this, ShwingShwang.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Let him play. I'll wipe him out. With this.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44437
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:15:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I disagree ghola, he should participate.
What the hell is wrong with you people? Here, and on the post where it was originally proposed, there are these comments about him not participating. Because it would be unfair. Or because he would win hands down...
Fine then, I would like to declare that during the next UberMadness the following people can't participate:
Bickerstaff
Snark
thecaes
Circe
Coyote
jack11058
helbling
And a bunch of others whose user names I can't remember right now. But especially these people.
Come on folks, a little competition is good for the soul. Man the fuck up people.
No offense is intended towards you personally ghola, you kick untold amounts of ass.
I just felt a need to state this here again and get it out.
I guess I don't even have to hit the submit button, as I've used up all the concern I can possibly muster up on the subject, but I'm going to anyway
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:04:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wouldn't be fair for O to participate if it's a contest. GRR.
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That's what I've been debating since the idea crossed me.
I'll leave that up to the participants, too.
And I don't know exactly what the competition will be like yet, which is why I decided to post this and see what everyone's preferences were. Stay tuned, Zelda lover.
No, inion, I don't want people to look stupid because of this. MyTeeOne mentioned a desire to post poetry, but cited a hesitation born from assuming anything that wasn't "O-produced" would be met with -2s. Hopefully with something like a competition or exhibition framing the submissions, people would be free to post without fear of getting laughed out of the house because "we don't like poetry here."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
OK. I'm in. If you don't mind me "re-hashing" a prior classic.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44437
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well the little ditty on the bottom was nice. not so much on the actual writing above it. do you just want us all to look like retards? shouldn't poetry be left to professionals and adam sandler?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, and I will enter
slightly left of centre
I stole that line from sloan
The band, not the ex I used to bone
Submitted by sleepingmonkey (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because FUPA really stands for Fat Upper Pussy Area!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it sounds like an interesting idea.
I'm not really sure what to suggest, but I'll agree that assigning themes would be better than assigning titles.
Wouldn't be fair for O to participate if it's a contest. GRR.
I'm not sure if I'm in or not. Will have to wait and see exactly what you plan on doing.
Sounds interesting though.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:59:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:56:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
And no way in HELL am I recording THIS work of yours, O-Man. Just to set the record straight. I have standards, ya know.
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All the more reason to get off my ass and get whatever software and hardware I'd need to record the thing myself, I guess.
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I too would like to know what Capt Thorns uses.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in. I like the idea of general themes over titles. Maybe using something as open as "love" is a little too loose, but I'm game for that too if it's the way it shakes out.
If there are enough interested participants you should do set structures per round. If it's fairly limited in the number of players, it should be left open as to what structure you want to use.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:56:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
And no way in HELL am I recording THIS work of yours, O-Man. Just to set the record straight. I have standards, ya know.
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All the more reason to get off my ass and get whatever software and hardware I'd need to record the thing myself, I guess.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
*harmonica break*
The fact that you included that made me damn near shit the bed. 1.5
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:55:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 concept. I'm all up for a poetry contest.
Of course, you know it'd be you and me in the final round, O-Man.
--
ego
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And then we'd just make a song about it, and everyone'd win.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And no way in HELL am I recording THIS work of yours, O-Man. Just to set the record straight. I have standards, ya know.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 concept. I'm all up for a poetry contest.
Of course, you know it'd be you and me in the final round, O-Man.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 filename
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*head shaking but still amused*