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I am the almighty, undisputed master of MS Paint and I use hit-grabbing buzz words in my titles like "Emma Watson's clit" and Angelina Jolie has a nipple erection just before she puts her fingers in her anus. Etc. Etc. Is Habeeb still on this website? (2603 hits)

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Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2006-03-11 20:20:25 EST


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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-18 12:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-10 05:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

where you at, dawg?

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-14 22:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-14 21:59:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-12-26 10:18:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Coley, I have a satirical post about you in the making. I haven't completed it yet as I was unsure whether you still clicked here. But it will be done eventually.
==========
ITS BEEN TWO YEARS
WHERES MY GODDAMN POST

________

hahahahahhaha

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-14 21:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-12-26 10:18:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Coley, I have a satirical post about you in the making. I haven't completed it yet as I was unsure whether you still clicked here. But it will be done eventually.
==========
ITS BEEN TWO YEARS
WHERES MY GODDAMN POST


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-21 17:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-08 12:58:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Post something new, cunt.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-08 13:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're still revenge -2ing me?

man I must have hit the spot with you, fuck face. Don't be pissed, your sister's in great hands.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-08 12:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Post something new, cunt.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Crap-O-Rama

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you fucking loser get that craptastic shit off the god damned uberboard you faggity ass fag loser cocksucker piece of shit if that's you in the video i think i'd like to beat your scrawny pussy ass until you bleed blood out of your fucking gay fucking peener you fagitty ass fag loser fuckstick asshat fucktard shitbox asshole loser fuckhead...

I could do this all day.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-15 18:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for that technic guy reflection in the water and the way it made my peener tingle

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-15 18:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice dick-shark.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-15 17:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://tinyurl.com/g9gul

stupidest video i have ever seen.

+2 because i laughed loud enough to make my dogs attack me.

Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No comment needed. Classic. Best post Stanley Tuesday ever created.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Isn't emma watson still underaged?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

very excellent - you covered it all well.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-03-13 06:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I see fluteboy.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-03-13 00:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Special Brew!

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-03-12 14:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-12 13:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Now we just have to wait for 'The Truth Behind I am the almighty, undisputed master of MS Paint and I use hit-grabbing buzz words in my titles like "Emma Watson's clit" and Angelina Jolie has a nipple erection just before she puts her fingers in her anus. Etc. Etc. Is Habeeb still on this website?'

I think the world might implode.

Submitted by ThatsGodToYouBitches (user info) at 2006-03-12 12:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

har har rabbit auto +2

Submitted by burt_mianus (user info) at 2006-03-12 09:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i believe the phrase "too much time on your hands" most justifies this work, however, it is something that Tate Modern would bend over backwards to buy!

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-12 09:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's pretty fucking cool.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-12 08:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice work by the way.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-12 08:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2006-03-11 20:27:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

I wish I'd used Flash. I've never ever used Flash. I used Paint Shop Pro a bit after MS Paint but nobody gives a flying pubic cunt-wig anyway, my friend.

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I believe they call that a merkin.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-12 07:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, this was pretty good.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 07:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

TUESDAY!

TUESDAY!

TUESDAY!

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-12 06:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the abundance of these makes me think that drawing in mspaint really isn't as tough as one would think... i imagine it's all just a lot of busy work, i'd spend three hours just shading the upper lip...

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-12 01:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Real nice. Not quite legendary, but quite good. Certainly a +2.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-03-12 01:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha, good work chief.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-12 00:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OK
MERCY
YOU WIN
I GIVE
GAME OVER

HEY DAD, JUST HITTIN THE OLD PUNCHING BAG

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-11 23:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Looks unfinished.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-03-11 23:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-03-11 21:48:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

I came here for clitorises and nipple boners, all I got was a laugh.

--

I feel ripped off.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-11 23:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This makes my sugar nipples stiff.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-11 22:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You were supposed to be dead!

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-11 22:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

W@B

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-03-11 21:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I came here for clitorises and nipple boners, all I got was a laugh

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-11 21:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-03-11 21:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The return of a champion.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-11 21:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah good.

you're still a shitbag though.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-03-11 20:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

But whom killed him and why?

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-11 20:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

550,000 hits cumming for sure.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-11 20:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DMD's insults always outclass mine. =(

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-11 20:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think that would be Massachussetts.

Other acceptable answers would include "nasty" and "fake cancerous."

She left town after some Ubersite nastiness. Particularly her own nastiness. AKA her hatchet wound. Don't know if you were around for that.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-03-11 20:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Q: What state are Urbane's tits in, these days?



A: thankfully gone, presumably still resemblant of pancakes nailed to the chest of a sow

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-11 20:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You regularly crack me up

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2006-03-11 20:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wish I'd used Flash. I've never ever used Flash. I used Paint Shop Pro a bit after MS Paint but nobody gives a flying pubic cunt-wig anyway, my friend.

Q: What state are Urbane's tits in, these days?

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-03-11 20:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ha I posted this yesterday:


Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-03-10 00:32:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

where the fuck has tuesday gone :(

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-11 20:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And yeah, Habeeb just got unbanned for the eighth time a little while ago.

I thought you would've drunk yourself dead after Liverpool got beat by Benfica.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-11 20:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was pretty cool.

I liked the reflection.

But be honest, you used Flash, didn't you?

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2006-03-11 20:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"You can't plus 2 yourself! n00b!"


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