TV I have watched while off sick this week. (1559 hits)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2006-03-31 07:01:56 EST
Dog the Bounty Hunter
I thought this was going to be about an actual dog but it follows a family of leather clad ex- crims, including scary mum, who go round peoples houses and arrest them keystone cops style with lots of grappling on the ground. There seems to be some sort of awesome law in the USA where ordinary folk can apply for a badge that gives them the right to arrest bad guys.
A life of Grime
They basically find some mentally ill people who never throw anything away and live in their own filth and film them. Usually the council put everything they own in a skip and put them in a home.
King of The Hill
Propane is a key joke here, as are people talking in intelligible voices.
Deal or no Deal
I've watched this a few times now. It seems to involve opening lots of boxes and people screaming and crying. It's some sort of cheap quiz show.
Frasier
Oh Niles, Oh Dad, Oh Ros, Oh Frasier, Oh daphnia. Many hilarious misunderstandings to be had.
Cash in The Attic
They go round posh peoples houses and see what they have in their loft. The people pretend not to be disappointed when their hideous china doll collection only turns out to be worth 12p.
The House of Tiny Tearaways
They make some chav families live in the 'Big Brother' house and teach them how to look after their kids properly.
Cold Case
They find a case that is cold, 'They'll never solve that' I think. And then they do. A lot of the cops give each other looks because they love or hate each other.
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-07-02 19:15:00 EDT (#)
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MOST LIKELY TO NOT INCLUDE MY FAVORITE NEW BRITISH SHOW (FOOTBALLERS WIVES) AWARD!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:45:39 EDT (#)
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WHERE IS YOUR NEXT *QUALITY* POST, TITS MCGEE???
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:30:52 EDT (#)
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Oh.
Ok.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-04-04 03:04:19 EDT (#)
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I pay for a tv license AND a sky subscription and the only thing I ever watch is Supernatural because I have teh hots for Jarod Pederecki. He's working out to be a fairly expensive hobby. And I can't even watch it at a reasonable time because my ITV2 never fucking works.
C1ndy I STILL have your book. If you don't want it I'll....erm...keep it or summat. Otherwise email the group list and I'll give you my work email. Need your address to return it.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-04 02:56:48 EDT (#)
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the problem with teaching is: all the kids are disease carrying rodents
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-04 02:39:07 EDT (#)
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what were you ill with? was it cancer? please let it be cancer
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-04 02:36:01 EDT (#)
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well hello there my useless bleating British sap
how's the month of April going for you so far? were you brought to tears by some particularly cruel April Fool's joke? one can hope
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-03 03:34:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-01 10:52:04 (#)
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Caul, it is absolutely necessary for you to be a dick 100% of the time? """
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Yes. Hence why there was no use to justify yourself. I know nobody can look for a job 24/7. And I think I'm one of the laziest asshole in the world when it comes to look for a job. Which is why I always go through recruiters so I can slack around all day. :-D
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-01 12:05:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-01 10:52:04 (#)
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Caul, it is absolutely necessary for you to be a dick 100% of the time?(... etc)
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I believe it's in the small print of his uber contract.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-01 10:52:04 EST (#)
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Caul, it is absolutely necessary for you to be a dick 100% of the time? Obviously I was looking for a job hence the current status of gainful employment. I wasn't exactly looking for jobs as a sandwich artist or coffee barista that required pounding the pavement by foot pleading with some high school drop out Fat Tonyesque character for a weekly life sustaining penitence. I have the all important head hunters, polished resume, and professional associations to ensure my eventual return to the white collar cushy world of corporate America. It takes an average of 4 months for someone of my professional credentials to find a job after they have been laid off. Oddly enough I was two days short of the reported average and ironically enough that was the amount of severance I received at my time of departure. Strange how these things work out sometimes isn't it.
Bottom line: You simply cannot possibly spend 8 hours a day looking for a job and once you have cleaned out every closet in the house, repainted every piece of crown, shoe, and chair molding, and waxed and detailed your car you tend to get a little stir crazy and watch truly fucked up mind deteriorating television shows.
thanks for caring though
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-01 09:15:52 EST (#)
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Well, I hope my -2's help you BUILD THAT CHARACTER!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-01 03:01:48 EST (#)
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That's the point, shlongy.
I only post things on uber that I am ashamed about- it's sort of character building.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:31:18 EST (#)
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This wasn't interesting...save for the fact that you have watched pretty much nothing but shit.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:13:46 EST (#)
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uh.... that's 'UNintelligible'.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:09:54 EST (#)
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I've never seen an episode of Dog, but I have a couple of friends who are addicted to it.
Feeling better dear, or still sick?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:04:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:31:01 (#)
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Boy, I bet you were wishing you were watching 'Lost'...they find another hatch!
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I love that show even though it's so unrealistic and some parts are really lame! It's the only show I really watch. As far as the shows in this post go, I either don't know them or I don't like them.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:50:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-03-31 14:27:57 (#)
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When I was out of work, I found that watching really low budget reality shows like The Fifth Wheel and Elimidate made me feel better about my own train wreck of a life.
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Did you try looking for a job? It works making one feel better too I hear.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:36:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:31:01 (#)
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Boy, I bet you were wishing you were watching 'Lost'...they find another hatch!
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nahnahnah can't hear you and your lost spoilers.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:31:01 EST (#)
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Boy, I bet you were wishing you were watching 'Lost'...they find another hatch!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-31 14:45:26 EST (#)
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For the most part, that was time better spent than being here.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-03-31 14:27:57 EST (#)
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When I was out of work, I found that watching really low budget reality shows like The Fifth Wheel and Elimidate made me feel better about my own train wreck of a life. I still watch that garbage when I'm home sick, I call it laid off tv.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 12:39:08 EST (#)
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yes, i am a happy person. but not today...today is laborious on every level.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 12:18:17 EST (#)
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Above me! But are you happy?
I don't watch Desperate Housewives. I saw a few episodes and got bored with it.
I teach Media Studies so watching TV is work. Well I pretend it is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 12:13:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 11:48:21 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:29:02 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:15:28 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:31:32 (#)
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yuo always watch TV
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yse I do. I don't think it's all good though.
What do you do when you are off work sick?
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I sleep. And I masturbate to scat porn.
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YOU NEED A TV TO WATCH PORN. unless you look at it on your computer, or you have "The Big Book of Canadian Scat Porn" or something.
I can sleep through all the above programmes. Better than without the TV on because our neighbours are noisy studnents who listen to soft rock all day.
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I never said I didn't have a TV, I just don't religiously sit in front of it to watch CSI, desperate housewives and every show you've been talking about.
I use it for movies, when I rent one once every ten thousand years and hockey, which I usually end up watching in a bar or at the gym.
Yes, I am above you.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 12:08:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-31 12:02:07 (#)
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No one cares.
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Really? *cries*
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-31 12:02:07 EST (#)
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No one cares.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 11:48:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:29:02 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:15:28 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:31:32 (#)
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yuo always watch TV
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yse I do. I don't think it's all good though.
What do you do when you are off work sick?
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I sleep. And I masturbate to scat porn.
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YOU NEED A TV TO WATCH PORN. unless you look at it on your computer, or you have "The Big Book of Canadian Scat Porn" or something.
I can sleep through all the above programmes. Better than without the TV on because our neighbours are noisy studnents who listen to soft rock all day.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 11:30:55 EST (#)
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I had randomly got it into my head you worked in IT at some manner of financial company."""
Yes, where did I contradict myself?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:33:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:18:20 (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:49:50 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:26:16 (#)
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I was saving myself for Michael Jackson until I found out he was a woman.
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Aren't you married?
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I don't think Michael marries the people he has kids with.
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I think it's illegal to marry a tube of glass...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:33:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:27:25 (#)
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I played Mario Kart 64 for some time a few years ago but I totally wasted parts of my childhood on Mario Kart on SNES.
I used to be a big time gamer and I still would be if I had a computer, which is why I don't own one. Working on them is more than enough :-)
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I had randomly got it into my head you worked in IT at some manner of financial company.
I'm quite pleased with that sentance, I reckon it has nice rhyme and meter.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:31:42 EST (#)
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Auto ffv +2 and dog the bounty hunter pluz 10
"I'm the dog, the big bad dog."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:27:25 EST (#)
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I played Mario Kart 64 for some time a few years ago but I totally wasted parts of my childhood on Mario Kart on SNES.
I used to be a big time gamer and I still would be if I had a computer, which is why I don't own one. Working on them is more than enough :-)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:18:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:49:50 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:26:16 (#)
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I was saving myself for Michael Jackson until I found out he was a woman.
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Aren't you married?
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I don't think Michael marries the people he has kids with.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:12:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:03:45 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:02:08 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:53:30 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:31:32 (#)
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yuo always watch TV
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Well yes Caul. That's like saying you're always in front of a computer though. She's a media whatsit.
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I work on a computer. I don't even own one.
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I bet I can beat you at Mario Kart 64 then.
Woooooo
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I just played that for the first time in years the other night.
A little walk down memory lane w/ some mates.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:58:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:43:03 (#)
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yeah leilani, dog is cool. he's all gung ho about catching these "scumbags" and then he does, and they are his "brother" and he's feeding them sammiches and giving them cigarettes. he's cool. his wife is completely annoying though.
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no way I LOVE BETH. the world needs more loud bitches and less demure soccermoms who take shit lying down.
She has her own style and it's fuckin cool. She admits that it's totally white trash. BETH RULES!
Oh and I also have teh hots for dog's son Leland. rawr.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:51:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:49:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:26:16 (#)
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I was saving myself for Michael Jackson until I found out he was a woman.
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Aren't you married?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:43:03 EST (#)
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yeah leilani, dog is cool. he's all gung ho about catching these "scumbags" and then he does, and they are his "brother" and he's feeding them sammiches and giving them cigarettes. he's cool. his wife is completely annoying though.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:41:05 EST (#)
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i LOVE dog the bounty hunter.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:35:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:02:08 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:53:30 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:31:32 (#)
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blah blah blah
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blah blah blah
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I work on a computer. I don't even own one.
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Really? Wow. I thought people in Canada were issued one or something. You know, to raise the average standard of living so they'll look good at those keg parties the UN throws.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:32:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:29:02 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:15:28 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:31:32 (#)
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yuo always watch TV
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yse I do. I don't think it's all good though.
What do you do when you are off work sick?
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I sleep. And I masturbate to scat porn.
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Obviously *you* have never seen Channel 5.
Victory. Destroyed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:29:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:15:28 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:31:32 (#)
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yuo always watch TV
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yse I do. I don't think it's all good though.
What do you do when you are off work sick?
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I sleep. And I masturbate to scat porn.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:15:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:31:32 (#)
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yuo always watch TV
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yse I do. I don't think it's all good though.
What do you do when you are off work sick?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:03:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:02:08 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:53:30 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:31:32 (#)
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yuo always watch TV
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Well yes Caul. That's like saying you're always in front of a computer though. She's a media whatsit.
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I work on a computer. I don't even own one.
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I bet I can beat you at Mario Kart 64 then.
Woooooo
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:02:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:53:30 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:31:32 (#)
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yuo always watch TV
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Well yes Caul. That's like saying you're always in front of a computer though. She's a media whatsit.
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I work on a computer. I don't even own one.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:58:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:53:30 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:31:32 (#)
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yuo always watch TV
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Well yes Caul. That's like saying you're always in front of a computer though. She's a media whatsit.
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Addict?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:53:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:31:32 (#)
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yuo always watch TV
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Well yes Caul. That's like saying you're always in front of a computer though. She's a media whatsit.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:50:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:03:05 (#)
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do i look bothered?
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Look at his face..... Does he? DOES HE?
I think the telly sucks all the goodness out of your soul and stuff (through your eyes obviously) and replaces it with boring.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:31:32 EST (#)
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yuo always watch TV
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:08:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:04:31 EST (#)
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I'm always in for being informed. Although the only show I watch now is Lost and when I'm sick I just go on my laptop or sleep.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:36:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:05:00 (#)
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Deal or no Deal
I've watched this a few times now. It seems to involve opening lots of boxes and people screaming and crying. It's some sort of cheap quiz show.
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No questions involved! It's a great show idea, and it's fun to watch how devestated the people look when they open the million dollar box.
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I ADORE this show.. my tv is normally switched off because I'm too busy but I always watch this.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:33:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:29:26 (#)
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can I ask you a vulgar question about your personal appearance, or should I email it to you with naked piccys of myself?
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email the pictures, obvioulsy
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:29:44 EST (#)
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C1ndy can't be pregnant. She's not listening to Virgin Radio yet. That's what you listen to once children have sucked your life essence out of you, leaving you a hollow and broken person. Blank eyed and vanact.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:29:26 EST (#)
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can I ask you a vulgar question about your personal appearance, or should I email it to you with naked piccys of myself?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:28:07 EST (#)
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Is Sphagnum pregnant?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:26:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:26:16 EST (#)
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I was saving myself for Michael Jackson until I found out he was a woman.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:26:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:20:00 (#)
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are you preggo?
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I was too afraid to ask this question.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:25:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:20:00 EST (#)
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are you preggo?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:11:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:09:46 (#)
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This post made me very, very, very sad.
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Not as sad as me watching (and writng) all this shit. My brain is pickled. I think it's a problem with not drinking.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:09:47 EST (#)
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I watch it for the same reason I watch golf, the mental breakdowns.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:09:46 EST (#)
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This post made me very, very, very sad.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:08:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:05:48 (#)
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http://www.nbc.com/Deal_or_No_Deal/game/
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haha the UK version is slightly less glossy than this. I think the highest prize is £100000 or something.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:06:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:05:48 EST (#)
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http://www.nbc.com/Deal_or_No_Deal/game/
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:05:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:03:05 (#)
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do i look bothered?
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Well bothered enough to click on the self explanatory title and then rate the post.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:05:00 EST (#)
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Deal or no Deal
I've watched this a few times now. It seems to involve opening lots of boxes and people screaming and crying. It's some sort of cheap quiz show.
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No questions involved! It's a great show idea, and it's fun to watch how devestated the people look when they open the million dollar box.
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:03:05 EST (#)
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do i look bothered?