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Voicewhore: Paid in full (1981 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: 1.88 on 76 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2006-06-18 16:01:43 EDT


The recording is dodgy because I made it by plugging the earphones from my husband's Ipod into the microphone socket and talking into it.

Original by electro http://www.ubersite.com/m/70816

paid in full.mp3 (1 MB) [audio/mpeg]

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-09-18 01:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wrong....i don't waste my perv on/in places like this

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

somebody recently outed themselves as 'alter'

i think it was joedaddy, which just makes it pervy

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAWT!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lovely.

Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No, Comment.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

females' british accents are so hot

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ffv+2

Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2007-01-19 00:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome.


Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-08-23 08:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ffv+2.....scumbag south east accent.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY ISN'T THIS ON MOST HEATED?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-07 10:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

abcdefg, H!!! ijklmnop...

It's not a fucking mythological beast, th1ndy, h, aitch, hatecsh, is a consonant - you're just like that guy who says the 'olocaust didn't 'appen.

.... mafffia my arse.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-07 10:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You need to narrate all my work. :)



SLEEP WITH THE FISHIES!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-07-02 19:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BEST CHOICE AWARD.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-20 14:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm giving this a +2 not because i've listened to this but because you used the word dodgy and it just reminded me of the words "dodgy boob job" scrawled on a photo set that got rejected from london. i really really like british people. well sometimes. sorta.

the stupid things that make me laugh...

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-20 13:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-20 13:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I fuckin love you

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-19 15:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:05:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:03:50 (#)
Ranking: 2


"He paid in full with his life."

Fucking CHILLS.

Chills, goosebumps, the whole thing.

This was a masterpiece not only of content, but also of execution.

Marvelous.
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Plus chicks with British accents are H-O-T.
---

UNLESS they look British, you mean.


I jest, I jest.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-19 15:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

all toff, no chav - JonnyX approves



Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:21:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

It's the summer holidays soon though, and then I go on Maternity leave for 6 months at the end of September.
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wait, you mean your already enormo gazongas will become even BIGGER???? I am assuming you'll be on bed rest then.
Uber demands pics of those...

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-06-19 14:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+fucking 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hawt

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:17:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to fuck your voicebox.

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Isn't that incest or something?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to fuck your voicebox.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's yer quintessential British-lady accent, right there.

Nice choice of material, too.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:03:50 (#)
Ranking: 2


"He paid in full with his life."

Fucking CHILLS.

Chills, goosebumps, the whole thing.

This was a masterpiece not only of content, but also of execution.

Marvelous.
---
Plus chicks with British accents are H-O-T.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-19 09:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

To fit the times...

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll!

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


"He paid in full with his life."

Fucking CHILLS.

Chills, goosebumps, the whole thing.

This was a masterpiece not only of content, but also of execution.

Marvelous.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-19 02:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This sounded much better being read aloud than it looked on the screen.

You sound nothing like I expected.

-Dave

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-19 02:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Surely Mafia is an Italian word anyway. I'll say it the Italian way next time, if someone tells me how.

I don't work for the BBC, no, I work for the local council. I do it for the kids.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd totally buy a car if you did the voicework for the in-dash travel/safety assistant.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-09 21:08:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Guess it's time for all of us to write some awesome posts.
You first. . .
************
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-09 21:19:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm trying to figure out a way to do it with sound
************

at least my thought processes are still ahead of the curve




Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-18 19:28:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you work for the BBC?


Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:38:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

"... bits of money WERE being pocketed..."

God damn Southerners... ;)
-----------------------

If that's the only piece of grammar that you saw a problem with then that's a problem...

Holy hell you sound different.

"Cindy Penney, SBS News."

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Being from North Jersey/New York, home of the mafia, I have to say you pronounced it wrong.

Your accent surprised me for some reason.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:53:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:33:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

I always thought your voice would be a lot deeper, but you sound like you are narrating Spot the Dog.

And that IS how you pronounce mafia
---

You English butcher your own language to the point where you're hardly understandable. Sad, really.

---------

I understood it. Each his own

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-18 17:43:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

you sound like the discovery channel.


Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-18 19:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you work for the BBC?

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-06-18 19:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was delightful

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well it's about time someone did it.


FAN
TAS
TIC,
Cindy!

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:33:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

I always thought your voice would be a lot deeper, but you sound like you are narrating Spot the Dog.

And that IS how you pronounce mafia
---

You English butcher your own language to the point where you're hardly understandable. Sad, really.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can only hear "It was Sunday, July 27th, 2008." wtf

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:09:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

haha... I have to read stuff to the kids all day at work. At the moment we are reading 'Of Mice and Men' I wish someone would teach me a good American accent for Lennie.

-----------------

You English are rubbish at American accents. Don't ask me how I know this. ;)

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for using an earpiece as a microphone! Ahhhh, the simple wonders of analog signals!

You should read this to your students.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I always thought your voice would be a lot deeper, but you sound like you are narrating Spot the Dog.

And that IS how you pronounce mafia

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:08:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

You say MAAAAA-fia, MAAAAAA like a sheep says BAAAAAA

It's MAW-fia, only sans W, as in MA, MAKE ME A TURKEY AND SWISS ON RYE!

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:06:22 (#)
Ranking: 0

how do you say mafia then?
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Like that.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You say MAAAAA-fia, MAAAAAA like a sheep says BAAAAAA

It's MAW-fia, only sans W, as in MA, MAKE ME A TURKEY AND SWISS ON RYE!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how do you say mafia then?

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Every time you said mafia, I winced in pain. Still +2 worthy though.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-18 17:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you sound like the discovery channel.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-18 17:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yeah, this is the stuff DREAMS are made of. I never realised just how terrible the grammar was until it was read aloud to me.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 17:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:53:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:45:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:42:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Death Jester- are you suggesting that I should have corrected Electro's grammar?

===========================

That would be more blasphemous than editing the bible.

---------------------------

The bible has more revisions and versions than the Guinness Book of Records.

And they redo that each year.

========================

mmmmm... yeah, but I'm not actually a Christian. I honestly think Electro has a much a right as Jesus to claim that he is god's son.

That is to say, none whatsoever.






Oh yeah, and Electro tells cooler stories.

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-06-18 17:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What was great was that you didn't burst out laughing in the middle of it, as if this was a serious piece of social commentary which needed to be expressed.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:45:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:42:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Death Jester- are you suggesting that I should have corrected Electro's grammar?

===========================

That would be more blasphemous than editing the bible.

---------------------------

The bible has more revisions and versions than the Guinness Book of Records.

And they redo that each year.


Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No. I am suggesting that I am a douche.


Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:42:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Death Jester- are you suggesting that I should have corrected Electro's grammar?

===========================

That would be more blasphemous than editing the bible.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Death Jester- are you suggesting that I should have corrected Electro's grammar?

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"... bits of money WERE being pocketed..."

God damn Southerners... ;)


Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha...paid.in.full.

you sounbd like a reporter.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You shit yourself you know? Film it and sell it to the Germans. For maximum appeal you must also stop shaving NOW. And perhaps invest in a merkin

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hehe.

Maf-ia.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a way to go before I can post about childbirth- I can't even force myself to look at the pictures yet. I'm a bit scared!

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Won. He should have won. I'm illiterate.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh - I do hope you post about your child birth experience - and be honest about it - not like most women are - making it out like it's the worst thing ever. It stings a bit. Piece of piss.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Electro should have one. That really is a great story.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I already work in an Inner city comprehensive school!

It's the summer holidays soon though, and then I go on Maternity leave for 6 months at the end of September. Thankyou British taxpayers!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you leaving your job to work in inner city comprehensive schools (hint - don't).

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uberc1ndy.at.gmail.com

My work one will still be OK for a month or so.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

or - if you're squeamish - send me one redskieslookfake.at.hotmail.co.uk and i'll reply to that

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know Pompey accents. Not particularly evident in yours. What's your proper email address again?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

damn Mighty Mouse

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My parents think I have acquired a horrible Portsmouth accent.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oops

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You sound a bit like Hattie Hayridge.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well done.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha... I have to read stuff to the kids all day at work. At the moment we are reading 'Of Mice and Men' I wish someone would teach me a good American accent for Lennie.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This made me want to sit at a desk and turn to page 263 in my textbook.


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