PT Barnum was right... (6860 hits)
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Submitted by scourge - NOW officially meaner than Method (View user info) at 2006-07-31 15:21:57 EDT
Now everybody knows I'm the nicest guy on Uber (official since about a week ago, give or take) so I had reservations about posting this, but...What the Fuck, right?
Todays contestant for our rousing game of "who's a gullible fuckwit?" is:
ONE Mr. Simon Iachini (a.k.a. sicosemen ( a.k.a.don't post other peoples names online dipshit))
Step right up, noodle dick, the audience is ready to watch a rousing game...
Are you ready Simon?
THEN LET'S PLAY!!
Question 1: Have you ever stalked a woman online, asking for nude photos of her?
Answer: My email address is sexpanther001.at.hotmail.com , what do you think?
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Question 2: Did the woman in question turn out to be a 16 year old girl whose father emailed you, threatening legal action?
Answer: UH OH.
From: johnvyeager.at.gmail.com
To: Sexpanther001.at.hotmail.com
Date: Jul 12, 2006 2:19 PM
Subject: my daughter
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Simon (or should I call you sexpanther?),
My daughter Angel, or Hilarity_Ensues, as you may know her from that degenerate website you frequent, will no longer be exchanging email with you.
As you are well aware, my daughter is only 16 years old.
While it is not illegal to converse via email with a minor, asking them for explicit nude photos of themselves is VERY illegal in the state of Maryland. This is known as solicitation of a minor, a term you will become very familiar with over the next few months.
After discovering the email exchange between yourself and my daughter, where you asked her repeatedly for photographs of her naked body, she was quick to tell me the whole story of what had transpired between the two of you.
In addition, she directed me to the link on http://www.ubersite.com/m/88676 wherein you displayed yourself engaged in sexual acts with a woman. My daughter let me know that you actively led her to look at this information you had posted.
After finding this information, my daughter has been kept from logging into her computer, meaning she has had no further contact with you. AND YET you continued to follow her in emails, leaving suggestive and demanding comments for her, to the point of being the behavior of a stalker.
Needless to say, I am outraged. It has taken me this amount of time to calm myself sufficiently to be able to correspond with you civilly.
Both I and my lawyer take this behavior on your part very seriously. We will be forwarding the emails you have exchanged with my daughter, in addition to the offending website information, on to the proper authorities.
I demand a response from you in regards to this. At the very least an apology to both my daughter and myself could do you no harm in the eyes of the authorities you will soon be dealing with.
--- John Valentine Yeager
*****
Question 3: Did you sit on this shit for two weeks, nervously sweating?
Answer:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91185#2081583
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91185#2081761
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91185#2081816
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91198#2081899
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91198#2081923
(not sure about you, but I detect some frazzled nerves here)
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Question 4: Uh-Oh!!!
Answer: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91198#2081939
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:44:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
sico semen - Ican't fucking believe yo ujust posted not only my last name but my father's entire name on the internet. Are you some sort self masochistic fucking moron? You're already in trouble and now you're just making it worse. Thanks a lot you fucking asshole I really thought you were dumb but you've just crossed way too many lines.
I mean what made you think this was a good idea? Did you think that was a joke? Well its not and now you'll get to deal with the consequences. God I pity you.
+
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91198#2081989
OR
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:11:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Where have I ever known that you were 16? I don't know if I completely buy that and you tell your father that I came after you, fuck read the post, you were the one checking my shit out. Make me out to look like a fucking pedo and I'll pull out all the stops. You don't even know my name. Please don't tell your dad...
(such bravado, such nonchalance, you can tell he doesn't care at all)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91198#2082053
(see what I mean? Completely cool about this)
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Question 5: No, he's not cool about it at all, see?
Answer: SEE?
ron jeremy <sexpanther001.at.hotmail.com> to me <-- scourge
More options 12:33 pm (32 minutes ago)
Dude, it's sicosemen, please tell me legitimately that hilarity is over 16
and that this is one fucking horrible joke. I know you're probably laughing
and I have gullible written all over my head, but how the fuck cannot I not
respond when I get an accusation the such that her "father" wrote
me...unless of course that was you in some twisted internet collutision.
I'm loading the winchester...
Hmmmmm...?
I guess this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91198#2082116
might not be so nonchalant after all, huh?
*************
Well, kids, it looks like we have a winner!!!
To all you ladies who'd like to contact him with pictures of your naughty parts, please send pictures here (be careful he's a stalker)
sexpanther001.at.hotmail.com
OR
iachini007.at.hotmail.com
That's all the time we have for today folks, I'm gettting out of here before a round from that Winchester rockets through my skull.
Be sure to tune in next week!! Bye!!
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User Reviews
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 00:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-22 22:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SOMEONE'S been busy on this post...
you certainly attract the attention of the worst that Uber has to offer, red. sorry about that. i think you're aces.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-21 07:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY for this post
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-18 06:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still brilliant
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-17 17:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He is.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, this dude sounds like a fucking tool!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a classic.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was beautiful.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-17 12:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Step right up, noodle dick,........."
At the time, none of us knew how appropriate of a description that was.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-17 11:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what a tit
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 11:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hopefully he managed to weather the storm.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-17 11:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never ever get tired of this one.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-11 16:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-31 07:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2008-08-30 19:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to wonder how long he pondered taking a sledge hammer to his hard drive..."just in case".
Felony level "sweats" are the best, and funny as fuck.
BZ to all involved.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-30 19:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico sounds like a real pansy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-30 18:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-29 15:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-28 18:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But still good news.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-28 13:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Old news, NOOBS.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-28 12:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very well done.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-28 12:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this reeeealll!! Mental!
Sico the stalker, how quaint!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-28 12:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What was the post where some woman revealed her work email address then slagged off all the bank's customers and someone told her to beat it before they informed her superiors?
That was brill too.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-28 12:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-28 12:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Praise be Scourge
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-28 02:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge is evil.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-27 19:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-27 18:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, totally missed this. Unreal.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-27 18:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
QUALITY SHENANIGANS
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-27 18:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good times
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-27 18:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still awesome
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-27 18:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had forgotten about this gem. Awesome.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
karma is such a whore....
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. I missed all this.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow... you are the king.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-01 11:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:14:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:11:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's a plonker?
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:11:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's a plonker?
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Plonker means Cock, or Dick. Basically.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -2ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-10-30 08:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never saw this before
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-08-05 09:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
100% awesome
Submitted by mc (user info) at 2006-08-03 17:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:05:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ummm..........buddy, I think you're missing the whole point of this post. By long shot. PLease reread the post.
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awesome.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-03 10:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge is teh evil homersekshul.
We shud bouykott his powsts for teh fawever.
-2 dye koont.
-Dayve
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 10:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-03 09:09:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
This kind of bored me. Probably because I've been gone for a while.
No offense.
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None taken.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-03 09:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This kind of bored me. Probably because I've been gone for a while.
No offense.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:15:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Generally, the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, it's like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. You call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
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I'm glad you still have your sense of humour, big guy.
Write more stuff. Your old stuff was absolutely cracker, and now - foomf. Nothing.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-08-02 22:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
doh!
http://www.sicosemen.justgotowned.com/
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:34:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:14:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:11:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's a plonker?
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Plonker: fool, idiot
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i'm stealing that word.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock on.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:14:15 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:11:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's a plonker?
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Plonker: fool, idiot
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:37:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's no way to talk to a lady with a possible penis, method.
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works for me.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Generally, the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, it's like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. You call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
www.wikipedia.com
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:11:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's a plonker?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's a plonker?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you were here right now I'd punch you right in the eye to release some of the pent-up frustration from Veritek's goddamn knee injury.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-02 11:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yessum massa, right away.
Can ah shine yo shoes, massa?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-02 11:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What are you even talking about? Just shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-02 11:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there anyone else you would like to have removed from the site, master?
Just make a list, and we'll forward it to Bart. I'm sure he'll get right on it.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:40:37 EDT (#)
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I'm not angry, "Method." I just want to be able to visit the site without having to see your shenanigans. You bore me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tee-hee
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:31:05 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaah GOTCHA BITCH
Tom, you're really too easy, it's like fishing with dynamite
I love ya anyway, you dumb bastard
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think I'll read the reviews, but this is funny shit.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-02 08:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom, don't be a plonker.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-02 08:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-01 23:19:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-01 17:03:52 (#)
Ranking: -1
No.
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ME ME ME LOOK AT ME ME ME ME
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Ah. So now I can't even give a simple negative review of something you like without you turning into a five year old and accusing me of trying to garner attention. God forbid I use this site as it's intended. Go try to bother someone else, because your whole routine is stale.
Scourge, I'm sure it's funny to you and people who have any idea what's going on with the whole thing, but seeing as how I'm completely out of the Uber-loop, I read it and (while understanding the basic principle) just wasn't that amused. It's nothing personal. Here, have a +1 to even it out so Method doesn't go off on a(nother) tangent about how I *monotone* "can't stand the thousands of posts people make in between the times when I click the submit button because they all take attention off of me, blah blah blah...rinse/repeat." You know, despite the fact that I've made six posts and roughly 20 or so reviews (excluding the ones where I was arguing with him) in the last two months, his theory totally holds water.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-02 07:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fabulous.
Love ya scourge.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-02 03:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy has a similar deal going on with me, threats of lawsuits and prison sentences, how come nobody ever chronicles my ubersite wheelings and dealings
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-02 02:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This could all have been avoided if he'd just claimed it wasn't him, and he found a remote access trojan on his home PC which harvested his email passwords.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-01 23:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-01 17:03:52 (#)
Ranking: -1
No.
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ME ME ME LOOK AT ME ME ME ME
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-01 23:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-01 21:02:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant...
...then again I really did get sued for Uber-shenanigans.
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that jewtoast asshole actually sued you?
what a cock.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-01 22:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck I missed all of this!
Hilarity hahahahaha! For a moment I was like "Wait...fuck I said inappropriate stuff to her on email as well..."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 21:26:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-01 17:03:52 (#)
Ranking: -1
No.
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What's wrong, Tommy boy? Shenanigans are good for the whole family.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-01 21:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant...
...then again I really did get sued for Uber-shenanigans.
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-08-01 18:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now this is some fucked up shit right here...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-01 17:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo woo mudafucka
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-08-01 17:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-01 17:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-08-01 16:59:19 EDT (#)
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CLASSIC
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-08-01 16:41:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:45:03 EDT (#)
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I come to a hell of a point, too.
Though it's fleshy and curved at the tip.
Would you like to sample it, sirrah? I dare say you needest only bend over for a moment.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:39:50 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:35:30 (#)
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How is that going to prove is s/he has a she-nis or not?
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What do you care? An asshole ready for teh Greek sex is an asshole ready for teh Greek sex.
Like it matters to you what's in front of it.
OR DOES IT, meatgazer?
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For reals.
Don't go getting standards on us this late in the game...
I guess I'm going to have to +2 myself all the time now, if I don't do it it just throws off the whole thing.
Sorry guys.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:43:37 EDT (#)
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Ya know, orgasmo, you've got a hell of a point there
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:39:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:35:30 (#)
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How is that going to prove is s/he has a she-nis or not?
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What do you care? An asshole ready for teh Greek sex is an asshole ready for teh Greek sex.
Like it matters to you what's in front of it.
OR DOES IT, meatgazer?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And it helps if they are loaded too
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:37:59 EDT (#)
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Because guy or girl... they all think I'm better looking when I'm drunk
nurrrrrrrr
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:37:01 EDT (#)
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That's no way to talk to a lady with a possible penis, method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:35:50 EDT (#)
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is = if*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:35:30 EDT (#)
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How is that going to prove is s/he has a she-nis or not?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:34:52 EDT (#)
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Method - We'll go out drinkin and I'll let you know
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:33:59 EDT (#)
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i want proof that Sacrilicious is indeed a woman, and is not sporting male genitalia
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:24:50 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:10:53 (#)
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picture is sent Lishy.
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OH MY GOD, IT'S HUGE.
Also, I sent it to Orgasmatron. Hope you don't mind.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:33:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:24:50 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:10:53 (#)
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picture is sent Lishy.
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OH MY GOD, IT'S HUGE.
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I can't see yet!!!! *sobs* :-(
Is it like ZOOM LENS huge, or KRACKA IS NOT THE ONLY BLACK GUY on Uber huge??
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:16:32 (#)
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Sorry feety - I was talking about a different kind of baby arm
*whispers* Go ask your mommy
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this is what i meant ms. peon:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91211#2083518
i really hope you're going to participate.
this talk of knockers
makes my fetal mouth water
and my penis grow
give me milk, ladies
I will snack on bare utters
who needs cookies, bra?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
feety- WHERE does this vocabulary come from? You're switching daycare centers. Those newborns are a bad influence.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:24:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:10:53 (#)
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picture is sent Lishy.
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OH MY GOD, IT'S HUGE.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so peon who are the other contestants?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna go whack off to pictures of Hilarity if I can find them before my penos goes flaccid.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry feety - I was talking about a different kind of baby arm
*whispers* Go ask your mommy
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is better than real life right here...
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
someone needs to turn up the feety.
wait i mean turn on the feety. all this talk of boobs has gotten me peckish and randy.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, it is hot in here?
Someone must have turned up the HEAT
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
picture is sent Lishy.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm scared....
For once I'm thankful I can't open my yahoo email at work.
If I never return, then all the ladies beware that the site of scourges massive babyarm killed me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I DEMAND PICTURES.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what this is all about and I probably don't care. Have a +2 because at least it's not about the ADD thing.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
picture is sent Peon.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peon -
That depends on what they're doing in the pictures, I guess.
Maybe one "at rest" shot, for the Tale of the Tape.
And then one "action/talent" shot, to show off what they're capable of.
And whatever else you want to submit. Swimsuit competition? Evening gown comp?
PAY ATTENTION TO THIS, C1NDY!! THIS GOES FOR YOU TOO!
orgasmatron2029.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:16:38 (#)
Where do I send my photos?
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prof_peon.at.yahoo.com
And Orgasmo- is there a talent portion to this competition??
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should see my O face, Noonie.
Well you really wouldn't, as if we ever took to coupling you'd be facedown in a toilet while I savaged your rear and shouted from-the-hip poetry to the masses. You'd totally HEAR the O face, though, above all the sloshing water and the pieces of the mop I'd use to hold your head down in the bowl.
I'd flush occasionally, though, so you wouldn't pass out like Sylvia Saint when she shot that "Plumbing For Pussies" movie with Rocco a few years ago.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:18:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
*ahem*
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i pictured the face you made at the bottom of your b@w feety post coupled with mike myers as dr evil. got a good laugh outta that. god bless the easily amused.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:04:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think all the guys of Uber should submit peener shots along with photos of their feet and us Ubergirls can try to match em up.
Wouldn't that be fun.
And fuck if I just grab the skin. I go for the full palm squeeze.
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*ahem*
You and c1ndy still need to submit photos for the 1st Annual Uber Boob-Off.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Would it be wrong to train my new man to not pinch my nipples by pinching his balls in return? or is that like punishing my dog by running him over with my car (pain factor wise)
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Even grazing the motherfuckers hurts like hell.
Where do I send my photos?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so the equivalent pain would be you tweaking his nipple. hehe full palm squeeze.
*sigh* oh to have some balls in my hand right now to squeeze.
in the painful way.
seriously. that's how i meant it.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think all the guys of Uber should submit peener shots along with photos of their feet and us Ubergirls can try to match em up.
Wouldn't that be fun.
And fuck if I just grab the skin. I go for the full palm squeeze.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you just pinch the ball skin then no. if you go for a full teste stress ball effect, then yes.
size does matter to a point.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe when I get back from vacation I should do a "does size really matter?" post. That way we can see who are the liars on the site.
hehe
I don't know if I could have a conversation about balls though. Unless the guys could help me with an issue I'm having.
Would it be wrong to train my new man to not pinch my nipples by pinching his balls in return? or is that like punishing my dog by running him over with my car (pain factor wise)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll have a peener conversation. me and a girl in vegas discussed the freckles on tommy gunn's balls and then debated on who had the prettiest dick.
so lead on peon. (that like almost rhymed)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys crack me up.
When are we gonna have a peener conversation?? It's always boobies this and titties that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like all this boobies talk.
It makes me happy as can be.
Yes it does.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Peon. She is funny.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Inion - no, not when I sleep cause I sleep on my stomach. I can suffocate myself if I sleep on my back.
I will however from time to time... torment my man by shoving his face between my boobs during sex and it scares the crap out of him.
usually by the fourth muffled mumble I let go.
Unless he's been bad.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm almost disappointed I was not around here to be part of this but having been gone from work for so long I can't honestly say that. You guys whoop the llama's ass.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:06:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
so peon... have you ever been awakened in the middle of the night by the sounds of struggling and gasping to find that the dude you brought home fell asleep under your boobs and was now dying a slow painful death due to mammary asphyxiation?
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If so - please recount the story.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so peon... have you ever been awakened in the middle of the night by the sounds of struggling and gasping to find that the dude you brought home fell asleep under your boobs and was now dying a slow painful death due to mammary asphyxiation?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-01 12:58:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no qualms about slitting either of your throats, you know
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tee hee
I can hold my own in a fight. I FIGHT DIRTY!!!
*takes off sandals*
BRING IT!!!
*Pulls up shirt*
<Method dies of shock>
I win!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what no fucking the hole?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-01 12:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no qualms about slitting either of your throats, you know
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:02:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:54:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:37:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:16:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
*deletes all topless pics from Yahoo briefcase*
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now what am i supposed to use for my wallpaper?
:(
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I got some Method peener shots I can send you
panoramic view of course
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by panoramic you mean wide lens microscope right?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-08-01 12:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-01 12:47:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-08-01 00:38:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com/
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Oaky, WTF is this link, I never remeber to click at home and it is blocked at work...
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it's uber-chat
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-01 12:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-08-01 00:38:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com/
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Oaky, WTF is this link, I never remeber to click at home and it is blocked at work...
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2006-08-01 12:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sex Panther- WORKS 60% OF THE TIME. EVERY TIME.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww hadley, I can't congratulate them without your approval?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:56:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again, I have to applaud scourgey and HE for their shoddy prank. D+ Nile Rd.
Dropping parts of addresses now? I may see if that constitutes a ban...
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bra fucking VO
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:54:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:37:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:16:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
*deletes all topless pics from Yahoo briefcase*
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now what am i supposed to use for my wallpaper?
:(
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I got some Method peener shots I can send you
panoramic view of course
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by panoramic you mean wide lens microscope right?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again, I have to applaud scourgey and HE for their shoddy prank. D+ Nile Rd.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:37:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:16:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
*deletes all topless pics from Yahoo briefcase*
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now what am i supposed to use for my wallpaper?
:(
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I got some Method peener shots I can send you
panoramic view of course
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't pay enough attention to this first time.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heat
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:16:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
*deletes all topless pics from Yahoo briefcase*
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now what am i supposed to use for my wallpaper?
:(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY LOOK SOMEONES FLOUNDERING
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*deletes all topless pics from Yahoo briefcase*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Way to take it like a champ sico.
But it does not take hours to set up a fake gmail account and send one email with it. Couple minutes.
This was amusing for the day though...on to different things today I guess.
Capt, let me look at the dates and I'll respond to you later this afternoon.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-01 08:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW scourge - you owe me a response on my e-mail from last week. You know the one. :p
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-01 08:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*shakes head sadly, elicits bemused smile*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-01 08:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, one more thing. You have the last name right, but Simon is not my first name.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-01 07:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, very good. I know you think you actually got me. Truth of the matter is, you didn't. Here is the proof in the pudding. Where to begin?
ubersite alter: SP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BTW, it is a reference to "Anchorman"
password: sexpanther
email to go along with alter: sexpanther001.at.hotmail.com
email password: sexpanther
ubersite alter: snatchrocket . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . botched alter attempt
password: tigger
email to go along with alter: hatchrocket.at.hotmail.com
password: tigger
Clearly the email was an alter attempt...wheewwwee you got me, my email is the iachini one above that scourge so cleverly debunked.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:13:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
So sorry, manscaping.
Well, how else did you expect me to materialize the educated agrument that your penis is perfectly fine being average to fend off your attackers? I had to study it for educational purposes.
I also just happened to notice the lack of hair in your nether regions and wanted to know.
Fine, I'm a pervert, I admit it. SUE ME!
I like nekkid people. I like to look at them. I like porn. I LIKE PORN DAMNIT!!!111!1
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This was before I even posted pictures of me wanging some chick, who stares and studies someone's cock....
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:43:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I'm not gone. I'm just feverishly working on a very special post dedicated to you. Bwhahahahahaha.
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I'm the stalker? Mind you, that this is way before I even contacted one Angel Yeager.
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:27:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not taking any nekkid pics of myself until I go to the piercing shop and buy a new set of nipple barbells. I lost one in the shower:(
Having them not match is just embarrassing.
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Willing and all too able, who wouldn't ask for them in private?
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:11:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, okay, I'm really going to send pics of my tits to strange internet men. I'm not Urbane for God's sake.
The last time I sent a pic of my boobs to someone, their Sgt. got ahold of the phone and saw them. Granted, I laughed and thought it was funny, but I don't think I'd laugh if they were posted on Uber. You know how the wolverines that congregate here are.
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-19 07:50:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-18 20:49:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:27:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not taking any nekkid pics of myself until I go to the piercing shop and buy a new set of nipple barbells. I lost one in the shower:(
Having them not match is just embarrassing.
Well, I better get one of those.
You're not "True Uber Material" until you send Shlongy nude pics of yourself.
You'll be number 14. In the female division.
And ask around...I do not share.
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Hey gramps, I'm not a community feed bag here. Get your geriatric ass off of my doings. I'm collecting for myself, however I will validate the point that I would not share either.
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Then father time comes along and jumps on the bandwagon. She's sent them before, why wouldn't she send them again?
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Now on to logic. Do you really think I would post the email of one John Valentine Yeager if I was really concerned about legal ramifications? I'll give you credit scourge, I actually looked him up in Whitepages.com to no avail. That's when I stopped worrying. Not to mention that you said I continually contacted her which is UNTRUE. I exchanged maybe 4 emails with her and only one or two mentioned photography. The dates didn't coincide with your collusion, wheww I'm so scared.
I openly joke about: "oh noes, I'm going to get sued..." I'm shaking, can't you tell?
Then the development started....you guys are sooooooo lololorolozers good. I started to get maybe a hair worried...so I emailed you, scourgey, just to make sure you weren't in collusion, which I called you out on. You even bore witness to all my sarcasm regarding the issue.
To wrap up, I wasn't worried over this for more than a total of 2 minutes, whereas, you in your infinite wisdom spent countless hours garnering, at best, a D+ grade prank. You trickster, you. I was totally HAD! Oh my goodness....oh noes, I'm horribly scarred for life.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-01 07:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sicosemen and you are both fucking retards.
You should have a competition to see which one is the BIGGER retard.
I've got my money on him.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-01 07:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flawless victory.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-08-01 06:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love my friends....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 02:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i am a bad bad man.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-08-01 00:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com/
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-01 00:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:25:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm hungry for some lunch.
Antone have any suggestions?
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I suggest nachos and beefjerky.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
please keep him away from me, uncle scourge.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have been snickering all damn day over this. Not constant laughter mind you since they threatened to lock me up again, but when it would get quiet, I would think of this post and have a hearty guffaw under my breath.
And something about DMD's review started the giggling back up.
Damn! I love you, Scourge!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
of course I am
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/stats.cgi
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:56:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
the number is closer to 7900 people
hahaha you're right, I suppose.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't know what the fuck is going on here but everyone deserves what they got
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the number is closer to 7900 people
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW,
Just fucking...WOW.
This was far too evil than what I would imagine you capable of SOTS.
I'm both impressed and proud.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:27:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT ANY AND ALL SHENANIGANS PERPETRATED ON THE RETARDS OF THIS SITE
hahahahaha That would be approximately 27,000 people.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:16:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:15:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Little things amuse little minds.
____________________________________________
Then you laugh out loud every time you look at your dick?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:15:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Little things amuse little minds.
____________________________________________
Then you laugh out loud every time you look at your dick?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-07-31 21:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PWNED.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.gabbly.com/ubersite.com/
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The RSS button allows you to change your post history. Duh.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomeface, neither can I *bites nails in schoolgirl anticipation*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was the best shenangernigas ever pulled.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:20:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot to mention that this isn't the first time he's been fucked with. I actually made a post about it long before you. Kudos though.
Check it (the title is a reference to Alexander Dumas' Count of Monte Cristo):
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88947
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1) I echo retrospect's comment.
2) What does the RSS button do?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:15:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Little things amuse little minds.
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I wonder who this is.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot to mention that this isn't the first time he's been fucked with. I actually made a post about it long before you. Kudos though.
Check it (the title is a reference to Alexander Dumas' Count of Monte Cristo):
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88947
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Little things amuse little minds.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 18:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I AM NEVER ASHAMED OF ANYTHING I DO.
I am a good person, and I offered this post as a way for him to see the error of his ways. He's probably driving to my house to shoot me right now.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-07-31 18:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bar-fucking-vo.
ETS's did NOT 'get' it.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-31 18:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He probably killed himself scourge. Just to avoid the pending lawsuit against him.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-31 18:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This did bring a tear to my eye.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 18:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHERE THE HELL IS HE?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-31 18:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:25:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
*sniff* I'm so FUCKING PROUD of you!
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beautifully played old bean.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-31 18:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS - 'sexpanther'
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-31 18:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never liked that dick anyway.
Nice work, scourge.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-31 18:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good times
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait for sicosemen to find this.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK then
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Barnum reference
+2 plot
+2 outcome
+2 ETS not getting it
+2 me referring to sicosemen as "Predator" last week without knowing anything like this was in the works
PREDATOR
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good show old bean!
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is why I like flying under the radar. Nobody bothers me.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*PAGING SICOSEMEN. SICOSEMEN, YOU'RE NEEDED IN THE TRUTH DEPARTMENT.*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's been to prison before. It's where he got his tats.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 shenanigans
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
impressive
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know nossink...draw your own conclusions from the reviews linked and the post itself.
Who's getting raped? Not me...no sir.
I am a nice man. People do not want to rape me.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a spicy meatball.
I wonder how many times you'll be raped in prison. I say only six. But six is still a lot of times to get raped. Good luck.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge, but you're still implying that he outed her real name. So Angel Yeager is her real name, or you're just mad that he posted that review *thinking* that it was her real name (and dad's name)?
And is that *his* real name?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He was our spiritual advisor amongst other things.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:29:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
The only players in this game were Hilarity, badassmofo, and me. Well, sico too.
No dad, no anybody else at all.
The whole thing today on your post was shenanigans BobLobla. Hilarity and I are cool and she did not show me her tits. She did not offer to hold it for me. I did not offer to leave my wife for her.
HIs comments there just allowed me to close the book on shenanigans I had started back whenever I sent him that email.
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Thats what i thought but what roll did BAMF play?
I didn't see him all day?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only players in this game were Hilarity, badassmofo, and me. Well, sico too.
No dad, no anybody else at all.
The whole thing today on your post was shenanigans BobLobla. Hilarity and I are cool and she did not show me her tits. She did not offer to hold it for me. I did not offer to leave my wife for her.
HIs comments there just allowed me to close the book on shenanigans I had started back whenever I sent him that email.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, I thought I knew what was going on but I am now confused...
Who is stalking who?
Is this a legit email from Hilarity/Angels dad?
This is some fucked up shit going on here...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not even an enemy, just a guy who behaves in general like a douchebag. Nothing more.
I have no feelings at all towards anyone, with a VERY few exceptions, on this site.
This place is a playground. The toys suck, so we do what we can to amuse ourselves.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:09:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, I got it.
I hate manufactured drama. There's enough real stuff out there to have to make more.
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It didn't seem you HAD read the post ETS. You wrote something about her running to her daddy, but that did not happen...there was no daddy, just a couple of bored people.
This is no drama, just plain and simple shenanigans.
Either way...
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS, I certainly read your posts. Afterwards I have to puke. You're one of those people that only finds the answers that you're already looking for. You don't pose a question and then search out an answer that may or may not be obvious. Instead you form and fit everything you say to serve your psycho agenda and attempt to mascarade it all as 'fact' and 'unquestionably logical'. Look, stupid dick, there are holes in everything in life. Filling those holes with your propagandist, paranoid conspiracy theories doesn't make you intelligent. It makes you close minded and sketchy. You should probably go back to making your tin foil helmet to prevent the government brain control devices installed on all the cell phone towers and ease up off the rhetoric.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:09:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, I got it.
I hate manufactured drama. There's enough real stuff out there to have to make more.
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I don't have proof of his solicitation, but I'd say that technically speaking, if the suspect is:
a) in fact guilty of stalking/harrassing/ soliciting one unconsenting girl via the internet for such material, he's likely guilty of the same behavior in other scenarios, possibly with underage girls
b) intimidated by the e-mail enough to stop, or it even makes him think twice about doing it again,
Then I consider this a public service announcement.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
From what I understand and what I've seen on this site a simple zaba search can reveal within 3 addresses, where this fuck lives.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s.- On an ENTIRELY unrelated note, please please please don't ever reveal any of my personal contact info, photos, or general observations which I have privately shared with you. I believe I already share a first name with Urbane, and I'd like for that to remain what my uberlife has in common with hers. Thank you, and I hope you have a nice day.
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so, no vienna sausages covering up the steeze? darn.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:10:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS has missed the whole point about everything. Read any one of his posts.
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