Attn: Ubersite (NSFW) (3879 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.97 on 125 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by OathMeal brings the PAIN (View user info) at 2006-11-10 10:42:15 EST
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-22 12:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow this guy is pretty fucking ripped.
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-22 10:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gah
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, Oathmeal was a moron. It's obvious that his dick was much shorter than the sock. I've never seen this and I wish I still hadn't, trying to purge it from my mind now.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have never seen this.
I wish I could say that still...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YUCK.
Well played.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-22 23:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're supposed to take the sock out of your pants BEFORE you get naked with the girl, you idiot.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MY EYES!!
I actually feel bad for the sock.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone for turning this into another Urbane-style fiasco?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHo made me click on this!!
Hurt it was you!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY DAMNIT, WHY?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHA, good old micro-dick!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dumb Irish faggot.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahahahhhhhhaha
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the worst thing I've ever clicked on.
ever
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-17 05:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-17 04:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hung like a hamster's light switch.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha, steroid boy has a baby dick.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*shudders*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Steroids anyone?
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forget the people. Your pen0s is byootiful!
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-03-07 22:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Mongo only pawn in game of life."
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-03-07 22:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still laughing
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-03-07 21:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll reserve judgement until I see a more clear pic
you have the buff redhead thing going for you, but you look a little retarded in the face. I'm so conflicted...
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-11-13 18:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, there goes his political career...ahahahaha! More cock-pushups, son.
Submitted by FiveStarGeneral (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95611#2221352
This comment is interesting. I am merely walking in on some insider jokes and stuff I haven't the slightest clue about, but I do know this: I expect to see this woman's boob posted on ubersite soon. Of course, replete with a dirty white sock wrapping.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2006-11-13 10:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You fool. That is the only way to describe you. Oh sorry I forgot 'tard dribble'
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-11-13 10:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You sure do got a purty mouth, boy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-12 11:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i get the message...you're saying you have a small slender dick that is so limp it can't hold a sock...is that it?
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 08:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...i heard once on loveline that using a penis pump is just like trying to pull your sock out to make your foot look bigger.....
.... the same doesnt work in this case either
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-11 08:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What is that, like a baby booty covering it?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-11-11 07:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:30:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah right, when a good-looking dude posts a picture of his crotch, I'll post one of my boobs, which are incidentally 1/30th this size. But that won't happen, because most of you are tiny-dicked and ugly, and the rest of you don't have the balls.
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pony up. at least i see why this clown did this now. i went from the eyes-half-closed shoulders shrugged 'what the fuck are you doing?' face to the long slow nod "oh yeah now i get it face."
still a poor decision. very poor... but i'm looking forward tos eeing a lisa-boob
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My grandmother had a bigger cock that she used to club seals with. And I don't suspect you'll be out seal clubbing anytime soon.
The boat leaves Monday.
Bring lube.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
boy do i wish i didnt click on this
are you like 4 feet tall?
i now need bleach for my eyes
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i knew i shouldnt have got on today
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-11 01:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oath, do you remember a while ago when I told you to stop while you were still ahead, and to end the madness before it got out of hand?
I told you that nothing good would come about from this. Well, you didn't listen to me, and you just posted almost nude pics of yourself on a very popular website.
Why wouldn't you listen to me?
Give up. Make a new account, but for the love of god, don't tell people it's you.
Having said that, I think you need serious mental therapy, and a penis pump.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 01:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You made you bed, homeboy.
Lie in it for a while, see how it works out for you.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-11-11 01:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I assumed there was goading. Someone goaded you into this, right? Or did this just occur to you?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-11 01:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what. in. the. fuck.
no matter how big you get, juicing up is not going to compensate for that tiny thing.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Being goaded into making a fool of yourself for all eternity, no take-backs.
You were hard, LOL!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:57:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:46:41 (#)
Finally worked out why it's so funny.
It's because he didn't have room to write "fuck" properly.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Ahahahaha...
"Is your wife named Wendy too?"
"No, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day'."
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It's better when it says "Welcome to Woolloomoolloo and have a nice day" but you got the general point of it.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:15:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Jgreening, listen.
I obviously totally pissed you off. If it was one simple comment in a review, I'm afraid I just don't understand.
Why would you do this?
If I don't get fired, there is a good chance that I'll at least have to explain this to our IT Manager.
You've already gone that far.
I guess I have to give here, man. I'm fuckin sorry.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here, Jay.
Have a quick read:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95634
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://miami.craigslist.org/m4m/233165579.html
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/m4m/233164898.html
Few more.
MAN, I bet your IT department is going to be THRILLED with all the shit you're addy is getting.
Do they open attachments, or just scan text?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Only if she choked on a Jimmy Dean mini-link.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this in some way related to that six year old that choked on a "sausage"?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/m4m/233118655.html
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/m4m/233117577.html
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/m4m/233111015.html
Yep.
I'm lying alright.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're fat
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat liar below.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, you're an idiot.
They're on most heated because we're MAKING FUN OF YOU.
Most other posts are there because they are inflamitory or are good for discussing and arguing.
There's a big difference, paco.
Oh, and I'd hate to see your in-box at work on monday. 48 hours of nothing but spam and penii from San Fran.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:23:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are so *round* and ugly.
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And you're a poo-poo head.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are so *round* and ugly.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHA
3 of my posts on most heated.
This fuckin' website gets 0wnt by me with such little effort.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:44:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh sweet Jesus.
Urbane #2, here we come.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:43:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
GAH!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I give these pics about 4 hours before they show up on Craigslists across the country.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously dude, you're retarded, right?
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you use your hair clippers for your giant fire crotch. Gross.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
They don't look like men's hips.
I have abs.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:26:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is gonna be one short bandwagon.
Pun intended, I'm sure.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me highlight the phrase "the diacritical mark of the beast."
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A heavy metal umlaut is an umlaut over a letter in the name of a heavy metal band. The use of umlauts and other diacritics with a blackletter style typeface is a form of foreign branding intended to give a band's logo a Teutonic quality. It is a form of marketing that evokes stereotypes of boldness and strength commonly attributed to peoples such as the Vikings; author Reebee Garofalo has attributed its use to a desire for a "Gothic horror" feel.[1] The heavy metal umlaut is never referred to by the term diaeresis in this usage, nor is it intended to affect the pronunciation of the band's name.
Heavy metal umlauts have been parodied in film and fiction. In the mockumentary film This Is Spinal Tap (spelled with an umlaut over the n), fictional rocker David St. Hubbins (Michael McKean) opines, "It's like a pair of eyes. You're looking at the umlaut, and it's looking at you." In 2002, Spin magazine referred to the heavy metal umlaut as "the diacritical mark of the beast."
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He's officially lost it...
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-10 17:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i understand the comment about your thumb now
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
worthless AND teeny dicked
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is gonna be one short bandwagon.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a small penis.
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for having the balls to pose with an ankle sock on your junk.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:11:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
"Still wanna talk shit?"
We're not laughing AT you, we're laughing ABOUT you
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:46:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Finally worked out why it's so funny.
It's because he didn't have room to write "fuck" properly.
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You know what I love more than anything else about this site? When Circe decides not to be lazy, and leave the great, mean reviews she does.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-10 15:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He obviously jerks with with his right arm - have you noticed its twice the size of his left?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-10 15:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look juiced out of your fucking mind. You should try stacking with a cutting agent like winstrol.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-10 15:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd do ya.
if i were dead?
soperfrienz
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 15:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG THAT IS NOT ME ... WHO THE FUCK IS POSTING WITH MY ACCOUNT????
THIS IS BULLSHIT. I AM SO FUCKING MOLD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<shakes head, wanders off>
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:43:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can tell by how seriously you take this website that you are a complete fucking douche with no freinds, no life, and really no reason to live. I mean come the fuck on, who takes this place so seriously that they need to post pictures of themselves with retorts written on a sock placed on their lil penis to all the anonymus people who gave you -2's which BTW mean nothing.
I just crossed a threshold here. I no longer hate you or despise you. Hell I can't even dislike you because I pity you that fucking much.
After reading Jpegs "confession" post a week or so back I thought I had seen the epitome of pathetic here on ubersite.
I have seen it now.
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*yawn*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S A GROWER NOT A SHOWER PEOPLE
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can tell by how seriously you take this website that you are a complete fucking douche with no freinds, no life, and really no reason to live. I mean come the fuck on, who takes this place so seriously that they need to post pictures of themselves with retorts written on a sock placed on their lil penis to all the anonymus people who gave you -2's which BTW mean nothing.
I just crossed a threshold here. I no longer hate you or despise you. Hell I can't even dislike you because I pity you that fucking much.
After reading Jpegs "confession" post a week or so back I thought I had seen the epitome of pathetic here on ubersite.
I have seen it now.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
duuude.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:27:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:24:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
and i thought method was a sexy muscley man!
<swoons>
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I swear to God I would expect nothing less out of you, Paula. """
what's this Paula business?
Another hilarious witticism from the ginger whinger?
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
gross
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i see you as someone with low self esteem but acts the complete opposite way to avert attention from it.
were you pick on a lot as a child
you don't have to answer
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SOCKFUCKER!
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bret, you are a fruitbasket. Check your gmail or get on gchat.
Oh and a free gift for whomever:
It's currently banned so good luck.
username: smemma
password: smemma
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:24:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
and i thought method was a sexy muscley man!
<swoons>
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I swear to God I would expect nothing less out of you, Paula.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and i thought method was a sexy muscley man!
<swoons>
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You sad pathetic little man.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:15:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you mentally retarded?
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Yes.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you mentally retarded?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That's right buddy, get me where it hurts... with my ratings!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24173 for oathy
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:01:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-25 08:03:03 (#)
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Submitted by Speckles (user info) at 2006-10-24 20:50:30 (#)
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Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-10-24 20:33:12 (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-24 20:17:27 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-13 21:52:38 (#)
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Submitted by IllyriaBlueEyes (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:25:16 (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:45:27 (#)
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Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:11:49 (#)
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Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-09-10 21:02:54 (#)
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Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-08-26 15:23:00 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-26 14:58:02 (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:04:59 (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-14 04:27:16 (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-14 03:44:23 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-14 03:37:07 (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-14 03:27:51 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-14 03:19:57 (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-14 02:05:00 (#)
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Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-08-14 01:44:56 (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-08-10 02:41:52 (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-09 21:30:48 (#)
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Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-09 21:25:18 (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-09 21:14:48 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-08 12:26:27 (#)
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Submitted by Satanica (user info) at 2006-01-09 14:14:38 (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-07 18:24:34 (#)
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Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-01-07 18:15:28 (#)
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Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-23 01:35:45 (#)
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-23 01:22:17 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:42:09 (#)
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Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:45:55 (#)
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Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:50:23 (#)
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Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:47:00 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:46:11 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:42:08 (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:39:11 (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:51:18 (#)
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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:46:48 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:26:32 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:51:38 (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:13:54 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:50:05 (#)
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Submitted by ama (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:31:15 (#)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:01:05 (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:41:41 (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:33:32 (#)
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-10-29 08:55:24 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-29 06:09:59 (#)
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Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-10-29 06:09:26 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-29 06:06:14 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:41:45 (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:00:29 (#)
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-28 21:11:16 (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-28 20:31:50 (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-28 20:26:40 (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-10-28 19:44:52 (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-28 19:37:54 (#)
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Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-10-28 19:26:22 (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:42:56 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:14:20 (#)
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:11:24 (#)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:09:00 (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:06:01 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:04:13 (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:03:18 (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:02:09 (#)
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This post is so bad, Oathmeal even -2'd it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:00:31 EST (#)
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Yay, Genitals.
How original.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:57:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:46:41 (#)
Finally worked out why it's so funny.
It's because he didn't have room to write "fuck" properly.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Ahahahaha...
"Is your wife named Wendy too?"
"No, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day'."
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dear lord in heaven.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:49:23 EST (#)
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This is humor.
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:46:41 EST (#)
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Finally worked out why it's so funny.
It's because he didn't have room to write "fuck" properly.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dear lord
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:19:08 EST (#)
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is there a nitrous oxide leak in here? i've got stitch from laughing so hard.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:18:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:18:20 (#)
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I also love your retal ratings. Is Newty yours as well?
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Yes.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:18:20 EST (#)
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I also love your retal ratings. Is Newty yours as well?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:17:59 EST (#)
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I loved this.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:17:02 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95612
Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:16:19 EST (#)
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Bringing "shorty" back.
*sung to the tune of JT's bringing sexxy back*
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:15:13 EST (#)
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Too fucking funny.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:13:44 EST (#)
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Whew!
Safely off the front page. Nice.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:11:53 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
"Still wanna talk shit?"
We're not laughing AT you, we're laughing ABOUT you.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:11:25 EST (#)
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Axo, the fact that you're camping on my post here speaks volumes about your obvious homoeroticism.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:06:42 EST (#)
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ah, it's worthless. Enjoy!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:06:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hugafriend (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hug?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:03:11 EST (#)
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actually Sicosemen you're right, at least you didn't post her name or face.
This must stay on the front page. Don't think this +2 means I have any respect for you or your micropenis.
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't -2 often (unless it's my own post), but sweet christ.... I'd -4 this if bartbart allowed it.
I'd fucking kill myself if that's what I saw in the mirror every morning.
From the waste-up, you look like a cross between a retard and a treetrunk.
From the waste-down, you just look like a 9 year old miniature dachshund.
That sock doesn't seem very well 'filled'. Compensate much?
And just the mere fact that you not only took that picture, but also (proudly???) posted it says a lot about your mental state.
Levenworth was made for paedos like you.
Unfortunately I have a feeling you'd get some sick enjoyment out of being passed around a few dozen prisoners.
Latent and violent homosexuality.
Look into it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm really laughing over here bret, but fucking christ, bro. Ax was wrong, at least the pictures I posted showed me shoving my 3 inches in something. Your 2 1/2 inches is really something there, Bret, especially when you dress it up as "sock dwarf."
I'm really seriously thinking that you woke up this morning and thought that this was funny.
It is.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See your filename? Does that mean you've got one of those bent cocks, and two faggoty little balls?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:54:31 EST (#)
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That's a nasty looking rash around your groin area.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:53:28 EST (#)
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Wait wait
wait
waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
ok
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
How DID Em handle all of that?
I don't think they're ready for your jelly, Bret
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice ginger pubis, at least the carpet matches the drapes.
Just a bit classier than sicosemen's penis-posts.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh sweet Jesus.
Urbane #2, here we come.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GAH!