Do porno boners hurt? (2365 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2006-12-04 09:04:57 EST
The blood red ones with huge veins up and down them. Anyone got one, and do they hurt?
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-07 16:17:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:32:39 (#)
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Are we gonna start a "My penis is so big that...."?
because if we are...
My penis is so big...it has it's own elbow.
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You know everything about penises and vaginas because you are a prick and a pussy.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:32:39 EST (#)
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Are we gonna start a "My penis is so big that...."?
because if we are...
My penis is so big...it has it's own elbow.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-12-07 01:42:17 EST (#)
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Dr. Wang, OBGYN
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-12-07 01:07:34 EST (#)
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WOW!!
Your monster cock must be a bazillion inches long and as big around as an oak tree!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST COCK HAVING COCKSTER IN ALL OF COCKVILLE. I AM THOROUGHLY IMPRESSED WITH THE SIZE OF YOUR MASSIVE WANG AND ALL ITS ZANY ADVENTURES!
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Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-12-07 01:01:13 EST (#)
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Actually, my penis is so big that when I become erect, the amount of blood rushing away from my head and heart and such causes me to pass out.
That's just at half mast.
If I ever had a full erection, I would die.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-07 00:49:59 EST (#)
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PENIS! VAGINA!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-06 17:51:41 EST (#)
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What a silly thing to argue about.
Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-12-06 17:47:30 EST (#)
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It is not after the first one that the aching begins. It comes after two or three wads have been blown and the penis has been filled and drained of blood flow multiple times. Only then may the penis ache. Anything else, consult a doctor.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-05 18:32:22 EST (#)
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the boners themselves dont hurt...but the balls start aching.... that is until the load is blown...then its all good.... real good...
need a demo?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-12-05 18:30:29 EST (#)
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What the fuck is going on with the reviews on this post?
To the original post, I get them fairly often, and they ache a little but it's all good.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-05 18:15:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:14:05 (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:08:34 (#)
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Best (aka most retarded) Uber fight eva!
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isn't it though??
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nigga please I've had much more retarded fights witrh OathMeal
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-05 17:36:12 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2006-12-05 17:21:00 EST (#)
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It depends on how many callouses you have. From what I've read...it appears they might be quite thick.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-05 16:31:39 EST (#)
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They don't hurt if you stick them into the Goatse man's ass.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-12-05 16:02:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:10:09 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:01:31 (#)
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A womans vagina is designd to accommodate a mere 6 inchs
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actually it's designed to accomodate a human baby-a mere 6-10 pounds and 20-22 inches on average
chew on that
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you're refering to the uterus, NOT the vagina...
damn that's Anatomy/Physiology 101
are people really this stupid on this site?
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How do you think the baby gets out, dumbass?
Apparently, some people ARE stupid on this site.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:48:06 EST (#)
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Sorry, I'm just a sucker for "confrontation"
and she's just a sucker...literally.
carry on
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:24:20 EST (#)
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Which was my original point that "bigger" usually doesn't mean "better" with regards to Penis/Vagina mechanics.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:20:29 EST (#)
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My wiener might not be the biggest, but its made many a young lass cum.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:19:47 EST (#)
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get your "victories" where ever you can, my kneeling vestibule (even in a ridiculous typo)
Chin up!!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:14:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:08:34 (#)
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Best (aka most retarded) Uber fight eva!
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isn't it though??
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:08:24 (#)
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You say you know for a fact that a vagina has a wider berth that I stated.
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*than
you didn't mention width in the beginning you just mentioned length. you mentioned width after losing the length argument with your own copy/pasted statements. you now keep going back to this width thing like that will negate the loss in the first part of your argument.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:14:04 EST (#)
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I agree Bob. I refuse to back-hand her anymore.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:08:34 EST (#)
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Best (aka most retarded) Uber fight eva!
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:08:24 EST (#)
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Please...I really don't want to type out the "Willy Wonka - Charlie, You lost the Lifetime-O-Chocolate deal" speech. You say you know for a fact that a vagina has a wider berth that I stated...OK, you seem to know first hand just how far the limits are and where they can be taken to with regards the "Wide Wide World of Vaginal Sports". I"ll give you that side of the arguement. It would seem that your "sides" to this debate are much farther apart than mine.
Can I use you as my next project in my Comparative Anatomy Class in school? Just for the "Dioramic" effect that cavities have on human sound ?
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:54:03 EST (#)
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and your complexion is stunning and flawless. (assumed)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:48:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:31:38 (#)
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Fluffer's don't scare me one bit.
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you are such a tard...
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:44:31 EST (#)
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"fluffer's" and the mantra that surrounds them is what I was implying to when I added the apostrophe.
but hey, what do I know...I'm not on the business end of a penis.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:37:35 EST (#)
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there's no apostrophe in fluffers. plurals don't have apostrophes, that's for possessives and contractions.
also, fluffers are a myth. if it was a job listing i'd probably sign up for it if i wasn't on my way to a convent soon.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:35:34 EST (#)
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"i've mailed loads of proof to people."
That defined "inion" to what extent I needed to know about her.
Have a nice Holiday dear.
Does anyone else smell bleach?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:32:49 EST (#)
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i don't even have to argue that one. you can just contemplate where i work all on your own, uber already knows and i've mailed loads of proof to people.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:31:38 EST (#)
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Fluffer's don't scare me one bit.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:30:00 EST (#)
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Goddamn I've been away a long time.
Is this site relegated to tard fighting between members in the 20K-30K range nowadays?
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:29:43 EST (#)
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*Laughing while I slowly pull the ribbon off of this Pandora's box*
<raised eyebrows directed at Inion_de_culdesac-whatever>
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:27:01 EST (#)
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inion does work in the industry. question it if you like, just don't say i didn't warn you.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:25:00 EST (#)
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Why is that Istaros?...I haven't met a hymen that has invoked ANY level of fear in me. Ok maybe Janet Reno's could get me to "gut check" on my person....but everything else is "workable"
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:21:36 EST (#)
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hahahaha. YGTR, you're rushin in where fools fear to tread
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:20:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:13:46 (#)
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you "work" in porn....oooohhhhhhhhhhhhh do tell, my little butter biscuit, do tell.
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go ahead and argue with this one, it'll be really really funny.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:18:59 EST (#)
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"did you ever think that maybe, just MAYBE the angle at which you drive into her comes into play as to what parts of her insides make a connection?"
LMFAO...Daaaaahling It didn't matter what we tried, reverse-cowgirl, standing Ballerina, missionary, the hammock, the feared "Fiddler Crab"...you name it, we still got the same "unpleasant" results.
Your passion for the subject is cute though.
*pinches your cheeks*
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:13:46 EST (#)
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you "work" in porn....oooohhhhhhhhhhhhh do tell, my little butter biscuit, do tell.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:12:03 EST (#)
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Yougotthatright quietly to Inion_de_trua across the dinner table after the third course.
"shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:11:01 EST (#)
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did you ever think that maybe, just MAYBE the angle at which you drive into her comes into play as to what parts of her insides make a connection?
and working in porn you'd think that, yes i'd be curious enough about this stuff to read up on it if my eyes ever flit across an article.
in spite of your sarcasm - 7 years the hymen can grow back. ask your mom about that one though, i have no personal experience there.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:56:27 EST (#)
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you know...for someone who appears to be not getting any...you sure do know a lot about the COCK.
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
You're just getting kinda creepy about this whole thing now.
bottom line cupcake...my current G/F hates when I get my hands on a Cialis or a Levitra because it makes me hit deeper and different areas within her vaginal realm causing a sensation she compares to "being punched" in the gut. Without the meds, she says she still enjoys things to the "lip-biting" point when we're rubbing our collective "uglies" together.
Question?
Is it true that a vagina that is used very little will actually heal shut on itself?
Dying to hear your knowledge and experience on that one.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:44:11 EST (#)
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from the enzyte site. "fuller-feeling" and "firmer" not bigger. you're the one that originally stated that men are wasting their time with creams and pills that make them all of a sudden able to cause pain and go that extra distance.
and you know what, YOU only mentioned length you asshole. do you want to go with width and circumference? a baby's head is bigger than your cock will ever be. unless you're fucking her with a 2-liter coke bottle as a condom, you will NEVER be the biggest thing capable of fitting in her or any other woman.
and what was the point of that little oxford tidbit? it has NOTHING to do with anything i've said. did you not know the meaning of "fuller" and just need reassurance that you didn't know what you were talking about?
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:41:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:26:14 (#)
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Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:26:03 (#)
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A womans vagina is designd to accommodate a mere 6 inchs - anything more than that and it may just end up hurting her
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do you know what maximum average implies? that if you go beyond that you went to far.
therefore if maximum average is 7.5-9", going beyond that would be, as stated above, too far.
the average end of something is exactly that, the average end. that would mean 6" is not the average end.
try again.
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So lets see...if the Max average was 7.5 to 9" lets say for shits and giggles that the MINIMUM average for said test was 3-4"....hmmmm that would seem to make the AVERAGE @ 5.25-6.5 which is pretty fucking "Government" close to "a mere 6 inches"
are you missing some fingers or toes?
and where's my pot pie dammit????
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:32:57 EST (#)
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"have you read the packaging on any sexual enhancement crap? it doesn't make it larger. READ THE FINE PRINT. it makes the erection fuller, in other words more blood. in the case of viagra, it helps you actually get and maintain an erection. neither of them make your dick bigger."
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look dolt...one last time.
Fuller according the the OED
Fuller (full):
• adjective 1 containing or holding as much or as many as possible; having no empty space. 2 (full of) having a large number or quantity of. 3 not lacking or omitting anything; complete. 4 (full of) unable to stop talking or thinking about. 5 plump or rounded. 6 (of flavour, sound, or colour) strong, rich, or intense.
Synonyms of Full:
abounding, abundant, adequate, awash, big, bounteous, brimming, burdened, bursting, chock-full, chockablock, competent, complete, crammed, crowded, entire, extravagant, glutted, gorged, imbued, impregnated, intact, jam full, jam-packed*, jammed, laden, lavish, loaded, overflowing, packed, padded, plenteous, plentiful, plethoric, profuse, replete, running over, sated, satiated, satisfied, saturated, stocked, stuffed, sufficient, suffused, surfeited, teeming, voluminous, weighted.
You're making the mistake that bigger only means "longer". tsk tsk
now get dressed and make me a fucking turkey pot pie....
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:26:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:26:03 (#)
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A womans vagina is designd to accommodate a mere 6 inchs - anything more than that and it may just end up hurting her
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do you know what maximum average implies? that if you go beyond that you went to far.
therefore if maximum average is 7.5-9", going beyond that would be, as stated above, too far.
the average end of something is exactly that, the average end. that would mean 6" is not the average end.
try again.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:16:02 EST (#)
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you just cannot help it can you?
(7.5-9) is the MAXIMUM average...do your lips move when you read stop signs?
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:12:00 EST (#)
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sadly I know not.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:55:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 11:12:09 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-04 12:09:57 (#)
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and if you want a fuller dick, use a cock ring.
viagra lets you get the erection and makes them fuller not larger. enzyte just makes them fuller.
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I'm going to let the idiocy of this reply stand by itself.
eyedeetentee
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have you read the packaging on any sexual enhancement crap? it doesn't make it larger. READ THE FINE PRINT. it makes the erection fuller, in other words more blood. in the case of viagra, it helps you actually get and maintain an erection. neither of them make your dick bigger.
the same goes for a cock ring or rubber band. except the ring can be applied at any time and then removed immediately after. the length and circumference of a penis is determined by the spongy tissue that fills with blood to create an erection. you can fill it to capacity, that's it. to change the size you need to change the capacity.
http://www.webmd.com/content/article/41/1687_50945.htm
http://www.webmd.com/content/article/42/1685_53202.htm
The human vagina is an elastic muscular tube projecting inside a female. It is usually slightly shorter and thinner than an average male penis, at about 4 inches (100 mm) long and 1 inch (25 mm) in diameter (although there is wide anatomical variation) but its elasticity causes it to be able to accept larger penises and give birth to offspring. - wiki
http://www.penissizedebate.com/page41_vagina-size.htm
"When something enters the vagina, the body must make room for it, no matter how small or large it may be."
- http://www.coolnurse.com/vagina.htm
http://www.medhelp.org/www/ais/31_HPLASIA.HTM - when they don't stretch
and you said SIX inches before and then the evidence you provide says "maximum on average" was 7.5-9". so shouldn't you shut the fuck up now? you couldn't even back up your original statement fucktard.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:35:43 EST (#)
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"Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-04 12:06:13 (#)
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enzyte does not increase penis size. the only thing that does is surgery."
no.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:28:15 EST (#)
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"Penis size and vaginal response
The vagina itself is a very elastic environment which can expand on average to ~10 centimetres (4 in) in diameter during childbirth, yet it also easily retains a tampon. Thus a woman's vagina can tightly accommodate most penises from relatively small to large. It will generally accommodate and adjust to the object it surrounds. Discomfort can sometimes be experienced with unusually large objects, but the vagina can, over time, adapt.
According to Louanne Cole Weston, PhD, licensed counselor, and sex therapist, in a May 2002 report by WebMD,[19] several misconceptions have developed surrounding penile-vaginal intercourse. Cultural preferences may have enlarged the importance of deep vaginal penetration in obtaining female orgasm.
The most sensitive area of the vagina is the section closest to the outside of a woman's body, which is roughly 10 centimeters (4 inches) in length. Given that the average penis size is above this length, most men should be able to easily reach and stimulate these erotic nerve endings.
In stark contrast, minor surgery without anesthetic can be conducted on the inner portion of a woman's vagina without discomfort. Most women attest to a feeling of being "filled up" by larger than average penises, yet few can claim to feel erotic sensations in the deeper regions of the vagina [citation needed]. In fact, stimulation of the G-spot may be more effective if the man's penis is slightly shorter than average, as this highly sensitive area of the vagina is located closer to the opening of vagina than to the recesses of its canal.[20]
Some women have reported enjoying stimulation of the cervix[21], although this may be confused with the cul-de-sac (back of vagina, past cervix)[22]. The cul-de-sac is said to be another possible orgasm trigger area.[23] Tests have shown that pressure on this area causes the vagina to lubricate very quickly. There isn't yet a consensus on the name for this newly discovered highly erotic area (thus far referred to as cul-de-sac). It has also been called the A-Spot, AFE-Zone, AFE, T-Spot, or epicentre. No matter the size of a man's penis it takes a level of skill to stimulate this area. The man with a shorter penis can also stimulate this area using some advantageous positions which shorten the distance to the uterus.[24].
Long penises (over ~20 centimetres (8 in)) can be susceptible to rubbing on, or striking, the cervix, which has been described as being a sensation similar to being punched in the stomach [citation needed]. Over-stretching the back of the vagina can also cause discomfort, and this may be mistaken for cervix pain. Thus very long penises sometimes cannot be fully inserted. The exact depth depends on both anotomical dimensions and arousal of the woman, as well as the sexual technique used.
During sexual intercourse, the vagina lengthens rapidly after initial insertion from about 10 to 14 cm (4[25] to 5.5 in), but the final and initial depths vary from woman to woman ±2.5 cm (±1 in). The vagina (with proper arousal) will stretch to envelop larger sizes (up to a point) — about 19-23 cm (7.5-9 in) maximum on average (although more may be accommodated with long-term adaptation). As the woman becomes fully aroused the vagina tents (last ²⁄₃ expands in length and width) while the cervix retracts [26], meaning that with the right penetration angle long penises will slide over or under the cervix without directly hitting it (instead stretching the back of the vagina or cul-de-sac). Enough foreplay to produce full arousal is generally needed to ready a woman for penetration by a large penis — although this same amount of foreplay is often recommended regardless of the man's penis size. While a long penis normally isn't a hindrance, there's little to suggest it's advantageous either.
On the other hand, stimulation of the G-Spot may be more effective if the man's penis is thicker than average, since the pleasure sensations from this area are activated primarily by pressure. A thicker penis may provide more friction against the vestibular bulbs, which are located in close proximity and anteriorly on either side of the urethra. Additionally, some claim that if a penis is thick enough compared with the vaginal opening, i.e. vulva, stretching will occur.[citation needed] This stretching can supposedly cause the clitoral hood to pass back and forth across the clitoris, which would provide additional stimulation of this large concentration of nerve endings. This stretching is claimed to pull the clitoris down into the path of the thrusting penis, causing it to make contact with, and rub across, the top, or dorsal, section of the penis. This may facilitate even greater clitoral stimulation.
Women have confirmed in surveys the primary focus of the clitoris in sexual stimulation. Roughly three-quarters of women surveyed have reported difficulty reaching orgasm by vaginal intercourse alone, and just 7% are able to do this on most occasions. Many report requiring simultaneous clitoral and vaginal stimulation — regardless of the dimensions of the inserted object.[27]"
*cough*shutthefuckup*cough*
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:18:19 EST (#)
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shut up you fucking morons...especially the ones PWNING this leaking, oozing, salivating, discharging, self-cleaning, aromatic, irritating, troublesome, infecting, costly, acid, astringent, biting, burning, caustic, harsh, irritating, pungent, sharp, stinging killing machine-o-life.
http://www.biofem.co.uk/vagina.cfm
its simply biomechanics actually
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:10:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:01:31 (#)
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A womans vagina is designd to accommodate a mere 6 inchs
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actually it's designed to accomodate a human baby-a mere 6-10 pounds and 20-22 inches on average
chew on that
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you're refering to the uterus, NOT the vagina...
damn that's Anatomy/Physiology 101
are people really this stupid on this site?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:01:31 EST (#)
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A womans vagina is designd to accommodate a mere 6 inchs
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actually it's designed to accomodate a human baby-a mere 6-10 pounds and 20-22 inches on average
chew on that
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 11:40:18 EST (#)
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"if you actually bother to play with her (foreplay since you've apparently never heard the term)"
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I beg to differ, M'Lady. I spend a great deal of time AND effort on exciting and productive foreplay.
Duct tape, ball gags, pepper spray, silk ties, zip-ties and a fully charged tazer gun are ALWAYs in my nightstand drawer next to my bed.
I guess if I want a chance at "bagging" you, I'm going to have to add "thick-leather gloves and an oyster-shucker knife" to that list.
carry on...womb-with-a-view
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-05 11:30:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-04 12:06:13 (#)
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you are so fucking wrong.
a woman's vagina in an unaroused state is around 2-3" deep, if you actually bother to play with her (foreplay since you've apparently never heard the term) you'll find that it well stretch to accomodate nearly anything. there are some medical conditions, mental and physical, that prevent a woman from opening up. generally a woman's height and build will determine the dimensions of her vagina. taller women will have more room than short women, width of hips comes into play, genetics and that sort of thing.
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Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 11:12:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-04 12:09:57 (#)
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and if you want a fuller dick, use a cock ring.
viagra lets you get the erection and makes them fuller not larger. enzyte just makes them fuller.
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I'm going to let the idiocy of this reply stand by itself.
eyedeetentee
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-04 12:09:57 EST (#)
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and if you want a fuller dick, use a cock ring.
viagra lets you get the erection and makes them fuller not larger. enzyte just makes them fuller. you were fucking at half mast.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-04 12:06:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:26:03 (#)
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you'd have to ask my current G/F about that one...but I will say my piece has caused alot of fights in the bedroom with regards to trying to "show-off" and go in that bit extra. Key piece of info for all you guys buying all those creams and taking all that Enzyte shit...A womans vagina is designd to accommodate a mere 6 inchs - anything more than that and it may just end up hurting her to the point of her slapping you up side the head in anger.
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you are so fucking wrong.
a woman's vagina in an unaroused state is around 2-3" deep, if you actually bother to play with her (foreplay since you've apparently never heard the term) you'll find that it well stretch to accomodate nearly anything. there are some medical conditions, mental and physical, that prevent a woman from opening up. generally a woman's height and build will determine the dimensions of her vagina. taller women will have more room than short women, width of hips comes into play, genetics and that sort of thing.
enzyte does not increase penis size. the only thing that does is surgery.
most likely in the case of your girlfriend, she isn't turned on by you and it hurts being fucked dry.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-04 11:59:45 EST (#)
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as far as i'm aware of the only time they hurt is when they're rubbed raw.
you just have a small dick so your veins don't pop out. other guys have veins like that anyway.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-12-04 11:48:28 EST (#)
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A little, I've only ever had one once, bought a "muscle stimulant" from a guy claiming they were viagra, just for kicks. I necked it in the pub as I was getting to the end of an awesome pulling night. Took home a lovely little hottie and unleashed it upon her, it wasn't huge but bigger than normal and as you say, red and veiny, mine was not so red as it's black, black ones don't go red, but it sure was hard as a rock, swollen, and veiny.
Hurt a little, but not much though, just like having a boner in tight underwear. I was tripping a bit from the pill though. Anything that moved in front of me left a coloured trail on my vision. Made for a pretty interesting fuck! Plus the chick was walking like clint eastwood for a couple of days.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-04 11:20:30 EST (#)
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I WISH I could tell you...
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-04 11:16:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-04 11:11:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:26:03 (#)
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you'd have to ask my current G/F about that one...but I will say my piece has caused alot of fights in the bedroom with regards to trying to "show-off" and go in that bit extra. Key piece of info for all you guys buying all those creams and taking all that Enzyte shit...A womans vagina is designd to accommodate a mere 6 inchs - anything more than that and it may just end up hurting her to the point of her slapping you up side the head in anger.
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WOW!!
Your monster cock must be a bazillion inches long and as big around as an oak tree!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST COCK HAVING COCKSTER IN ALL OF COCKVILLE. I AM THOROUGHLY IMPRESSED WITH THE SIZE OF YOUR MASSIVE WANG AND ALL ITS ZANY ADVENTURES!
i hate people today
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:26:03 EST (#)
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you'd have to ask my current G/F about that one...but I will say my piece has caused alot of fights in the bedroom with regards to trying to "show-off" and go in that bit extra. Key piece of info for all you guys buying all those creams and taking all that Enzyte shit...A womans vagina is designd to accommodate a mere 6 inchs - anything more than that and it may just end up hurting her to the point of her slapping you up side the head in anger.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:52:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:51:32 EST (#)
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GAH!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:13:34 EST (#)
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well that's a relief, my 5"er doesn't hurt one bit and never looks like a sandwich bag full of frozen koolaid
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:09:38 EST (#)
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yes