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[None] 14th and Columbia Road NW, Washington DC   (Rating: 1.67 on 33 reviews, last by Average_Dan 49 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2009-09-25 15:50:53 EDT
[None] hey   (Rating: 1.34 on 31 reviews, last by JonnyX 89 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2009-08-15 01:07:48 EDT
[None] Reflection In the Stars   (Rating: 1.44 on 10 reviews, last by JonnyX 208 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2009-04-28 16:34:42 EDT
[Afghanistan] Meeting my first transsexual   (Rating: 1.25 on 45 reviews, last by JonnyX 219 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2009-04-01 14:51:43 EDT
[None] I voted today   (Rating: 1.08 on 28 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 355 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-11-04 17:18:11 EST
[None] The video that Barack Obama doesn't want you to see   (Rating: -0.02 on 40 reviews, last by paranoiadestroya 466 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-08-14 12:06:42 EDT
[None] The video that Barack Obama doesn't want you to see   (Rating: 0 on 4 reviews, last by loveinbrevity 467 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-08-14 12:05:44 EDT
[None] Pictures from the War in Ossetia   (Rating: 1.29 on 91 reviews, last by RoadSong 345 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-08-12 10:48:57 EDT
[Dirty Humor] A history of swearing in the English language   (Rating: 1.23 on 28 reviews, last by iddqd 490 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-07-20 19:05:01 EDT
[None] bring back squattail   (Rating: -0.35 on 32 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 504 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-07-07 19:58:05 EDT
[None] RIP Tim Russert   (Rating: 1.36 on 13 reviews, last by simple_catalyst 527 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-06-13 16:06:36 EDT
[None] Long is the way, and hard   (Rating: 1.11 on 22 reviews, last by Axolotl 530 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-06-11 15:18:28 EDT
[None] 3 years on Ubersite   (Rating: 0.75 on 45 reviews, last by TheUniter 532 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-06-08 20:27:01 EDT
[None] The Horror   (Rating: 1.55 on 10 reviews, last by Wildman 541 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-04-24 20:18:55 EDT
[None] Darkness On the Soul   (Rating: 1.66 on 23 reviews, last by kaos-king 588 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-04-14 10:28:45 EDT
[None] I think my backyard is getting smaller   (Rating: 1.79 on 37 reviews, last by DrKennethNoisewater 550 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-04-07 13:17:52 EDT
[None] voters choice: greatest song of the last millennium   (Rating: 0.68 on 116 reviews, last by RonArtestPunch 591 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-03-27 16:33:22 EDT
[None] Learning what should be normal   (Rating: 0.61 on 31 reviews, last by PepsiCoke 620 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-03-11 21:07:16 EDT
[None] List of interesting things on the internet   (Rating: 1.08 on 54 reviews, last by HellRazer 629 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-03-03 14:48:27 EST
[Sound & Music] Concert review: Coheed and Cambria and Linkin Park, Madison Square Garden, February 21, 2008   (Rating: 0.46 on 40 reviews, last by someone 636 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-02-25 10:07:20 EST
[None] Exactly what is wrong with the mainstream?   (Rating: 1.23 on 111 reviews, last by Bubba2341 638 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-02-22 13:08:42 EST
[None] I may be a physical mutant/freak??   (Rating: 0.5 on 64 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 460 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-02-18 16:32:11 EST
[None] Preserved in Death - 400BC   (Rating: 1.95 on 23 reviews, last by William_Q_Percy 648 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-02-11 08:05:19 EST
[None] The Gods are angry in Iraq 4/25/2005   (Rating: 1.43 on 43 reviews, last by TheUniter 655 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-02-07 09:30:15 EST
[None] DO YOU BELIEVE lN MIRACLES?   (Rating: 1.02 on 25 reviews, last by Donitsu2002 658 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-02-03 22:09:22 EST
[None] are all 4-chaners losers? answer: yes   (Rating: 1.08 on 41 reviews, last by Axolotl 659 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-02-01 21:57:20 EST
[None] a monkey teasing a dog and running away   (Rating: 1.57 on 32 reviews, last by Tigre 662 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-01-31 16:49:23 EST
[None] gonna change my pitch up, gonna smack my bitch up   (Rating: 0.4 on 7 reviews, last by Shlongy 663 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-01-31 16:43:28 EST
[None] The perspective of time and death   (Rating: 1.69 on 43 reviews, last by kaos-king 664 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-01-28 09:17:04 EST
[None] Heath Ledger RIP   (Rating: 0.88 on 23 reviews, last by Axolotl 671 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-01-22 17:30:25 EST
[Sound & Music] The ULTIMATE music survey (Pt. 2)   (Rating: 1.28 on 70 reviews, last by sicosemen 672 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-01-18 15:10:10 EST
[None] Any motherfucking coward can sell drugs, and any bitch nigga with a gun can bust slugs   (Rating: 1.44 on 38 reviews, last by Passion4 680 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-01-09 15:59:25 EST
[None] Can anyone recommend some good techno music?   (Rating: 0.57 on 44 reviews, last by Istaros 683 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-01-07 00:03:45 EST
[None] I am no longer relevant on Ubersite.   (Rating: 1.2 on 20 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 692 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2007-12-31 19:50:47 EST
[None] Merry Christmas, Clove Girl   (Rating: -0.38 on 21 reviews, last by kaos-king 694 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2007-12-26 13:34:17 EST
[None] I once had a dog named Charlie.   (Rating: 1.62 on 60 reviews, last by scourge 714 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2007-12-06 17:18:57 EST
[None] My desktop sends me satanic messages   (Rating: 0.53 on 38 reviews, last by JonnyX 726 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2007-11-28 18:30:56 EST
[None] Imagine New York, London, San Francisco, all destroyed   (Rating: 1.29 on 70 reviews, last by livEvil 729 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2007-11-15 17:09:49 EST
[None] Half a million   (Rating: 1.45 on 87 reviews, last by bruzwuld 2 years ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2007-11-12 16:33:05 EST
[None] R.I.P. Norman Mailer (1/23/1923 - 11/10/2007)   (Rating: 1.26 on 24 reviews, last by scourge 2 years ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2007-11-10 10:03:55 EST

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