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[Iraq] Remember me?! It's EI and a rather rubbish swimming story   (Rating: 0.78 on 35 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 1 day ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-11-21 06:36:47 EST
[None] books please, i need a book to read   (Rating: -0.03 on 173 reviews, last by elkay94 25 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-10-31 08:14:47 EDT
[None] a fishy HALLOWEEN, a tale to make you shiver   (Rating: -0.08 on 12 reviews, last by elkay94 25 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-10-31 07:26:49 EDT
[None] However many true stories i can think of   (Rating: 1.8 on 39 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 58 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-09-25 13:56:06 EDT
[None] Im gonna blow ya fucking tail off mo fo   (Rating: 1.62 on 30 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 74 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-09-18 09:43:37 EDT
[None] The Ape Team   (Rating: 1.53 on 21 reviews, last by sage104 75 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-09-15 09:11:58 EDT
[None] Should have stayed home and masturbated.......   (Rating: 0.59 on 25 reviews, last by kaos-king 80 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-09-11 07:04:55 EDT
[None] Should have stayed home and masturbated.......   (no reviews)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-09-11 07:03:50 EDT
[None] Oddest Book Titles   (Rating: 1.35 on 36 reviews, last by Yozz 85 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-09-05 08:35:20 EDT
[None] Violence is my last option.   (Rating: -0.52 on 20 reviews, last by steph 91 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-08-26 08:02:20 EDT
[None] Koko is NOT happy ....Uberdirectory submission   (Rating: 0.94 on 33 reviews, last by SullyThePirate 105 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-08-15 05:13:33 EDT
[None] Go outside and take a picture right now, well alrighty then!   (Rating: 1.63 on 39 reviews, last by Unabonger 129 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-07-17 14:18:57 EDT
[None] I did a Rob Berg   (Rating: 1.08 on 60 reviews, last by firefly 21 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-06-27 08:24:59 EDT
[None] cheerio   (Rating: -0.13 on 58 reviews, last by apollo88 190 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-04-15 07:51:03 EDT
[None] What a Wospital with Gif (Repost rewritten from a long long time ago)   (Rating: 1.03 on 100 reviews, last by theBarron 242 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-03-28 05:07:45 EDT
[None] SPT A paradoxical, insoluble, or difficult problem; a dilemma: "the conundrum, thus far unanswered, of achieving full employm...   (Rating: 0.65 on 84 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 252 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-03-20 05:54:21 EDT
[None] up for grabs   (Rating: 0.66 on 53 reviews, last by Beano312003 243 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-03-11 11:59:30 EDT
[None] It's EI's thrilling tale of unexpected horror!   (Rating: 0.5 on 45 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 266 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-03-10 05:33:04 EDT
[None] Uncle EI!!   (Rating: 1.14 on 35 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 272 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-02-01 10:06:06 EST
[None] Quite possibly the saddest day in the world EVER   (Rating: 1.31 on 31 reviews, last by Glenn. 239 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-01-11 04:05:37 EST
[None] Ten tiny true stories and ummm a camwhore of some kind   (Rating: 1.39 on 54 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 124 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-01-07 08:40:22 EST
[None] EI's exciting tale! Uber do you know where your nuts are?   (Rating: 1.21 on 56 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 333 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-12-28 06:19:36 EST
[None] It's the EI Christmas tale with bonus MSPAINT!   (Rating: 1.5 on 64 reviews, last by LittleMonster 310 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-12-20 03:24:55 EST
[None] EI's Tale whoop whoop, its friday!   (Rating: 1.26 on 71 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 350 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-12-14 05:30:03 EST
[None] Belly gonna get ya (plus bonus gif)   (Rating: 1.1 on 81 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 359 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-12-07 05:12:55 EST
[None] SPT A heartwarming adventure   (Rating: 1.73 on 81 reviews, last by sicosemen 286 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-11-29 07:15:14 EST
[Graphics] Everyone looks like someone or thing HBTS episode   (Rating: 0.84 on 65 reviews, last by orphelia 258 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-11-21 08:55:22 EST
[None] Helllooo my pretties (camwhore)   (Rating: 1.24 on 166 reviews, last by Leonore 356 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-09-21 04:23:56 EDT
[None] Jesus Christ its Shlongy!   (Rating: 0.32 on 57 reviews, last by Shlongy 421 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-08-29 10:12:18 EDT
[None] Ahhh its an old lolz Cat GiF hehe plus quiz   (Rating: 1.17 on 36 reviews, last by AsshOly 456 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-08-10 09:55:47 EDT
[None] SGPF.........Meh (nsfw if your boss is a homo)   (Rating: 1.51 on 37 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 461 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-08-03 06:42:13 EDT
[None] Optimus owns your ass   (Rating: -0.29 on 39 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 489 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-07-27 07:00:08 EDT
[None] John Bonham & Suggs: A Hitchers Tale of Love and Happiness.   (Rating: 1.54 on 43 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 222 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-07-25 05:33:28 EDT
[None] GPF: I see yuou, yes i do!! I see you!! Im gonna eat you later....yum yum   (Rating: 1.7 on 41 reviews, last by haikumikoo 503 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-07-13 06:38:51 EDT
[None] It's a Hitchers Tale..........   (Rating: 1.52 on 57 reviews, last by rob_berg 267 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-06-25 09:01:10 EDT
[None] It's Lyric time   (Rating: 0.66 on 12 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 511 days ago)
Submitted by Sancho Panza (View user info) at 2007-06-20 14:35:08 EDT
[None] The Hitchers World........   (Rating: 1.57 on 30 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 467 days ago)
Submitted by Sancho Panza (View user info) at 2007-06-11 09:05:08 EDT
[None] Sexy GPF NSFW? Who cares   (Rating: 0.98 on 29 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 511 days ago)
Submitted by Sancho Panza (View user info) at 2007-06-08 06:06:55 EDT
[None] Uber Dungaree Camwhore, plus an extra funky jumper and im not ginger either....   (Rating: 1.72 on 53 reviews, last by iambetteratit 129 days ago)
Submitted by Sancho Panza (View user info) at 2007-05-31 07:03:00 EDT
[None] GPF: Yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny   (Rating: 1.09 on 24 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 511 days ago)
Submitted by Sancho Panza (View user info) at 2007-05-11 06:44:03 EDT

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User id:29848
Registered on or around: 2007-01-09 13:27:51 EST
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