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[Science & Environmental] A Seal is just a Big Oceanic Puppy-Dog!   (Rating: 1.07 on 49 reviews, last by sandmantate 40 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-08-18 06:04:38 EDT
[Romance] For Forensic (SFW)   (Rating: 0.32 on 25 reviews, last by JonnyX 79 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-08-12 05:06:20 EDT
[Romance] o_O   (Rating: 0.93 on 40 reviews, last by orphelia 100 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-07-13 23:56:23 EDT
[Computers & Internet] How to be "Internet Funny"   (Rating: 0.8 on 68 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-06-03 00:38:48 EDT
[News] Acid   (Rating: 1.92 on 64 reviews, last by SullyThePirate 145 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-04-02 00:14:51 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Masturbating on Skype with Mum.   (Rating: 1.61 on 115 reviews, last by drstrangedhruv 26 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-02-21 02:01:09 EST
[None] Soundtrack LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL   (Rating: 0.11 on 20 reviews, last by experima 226 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-02-07 06:00:20 EST
[None] Uber users   (Rating: 0.52 on 68 reviews, last by cheerios 238 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-01-16 10:19:56 EST
[Computers & Internet] Obamicon Me!   (Rating: 1.4 on 18 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 301 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-01-09 00:59:34 EST
[Graphics] I, too, was somewhat skeptical about frankthebear "getting some"...   (Rating: -0.28 on 50 reviews, last by rob_berg 325 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-12-10 08:14:50 EST
[Politics] This is not the hottest woman on Ubersite   (Rating: -0.2 on 41 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 332 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-12-08 08:26:40 EST
[News] It seems that Sage has not been 100% honest with us... (NSFW)   (Rating: 0.95 on 24 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 334 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-12-06 00:02:04 EST
[Science & Environmental] I'm not the King of the Castle (long)   (Rating: 1.8 on 33 reviews, last by billrhine 363 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-10-13 01:52:16 EDT
[Business & Financial] I think we can narrow our search for Eric Rice...   (Rating: 1.16 on 29 reviews, last by Poots 411 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-09-04 01:24:00 EDT
[Business & Financial] Life is Tough   (Rating: 0.63 on 32 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 429 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-30 19:47:52 EDT
[Sports] LOL @ England   (Rating: 0.52 on 20 reviews, last by Berty 437 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-24 22:16:58 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Uberdirectory 2008   (Rating: 1.52 on 80 reviews, last by RoadSong 238 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-23 01:34:29 EDT
[Movies & TV] Uberdirectory 2008: Scourge is Fucking Useless   (Rating: 1.55 on 93 reviews, last by scourge 133 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-14 06:23:24 EDT
[Romance] Someone up there doesn't like me killing stuff...   (Rating: 1.52 on 47 reviews, last by Berty 429 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-03 09:33:04 EDT
[Business & Financial] Well, that wasn't supposed to happen.   (Rating: 1.35 on 71 reviews, last by billrhine 363 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-07-20 23:22:26 EDT
[None] The Customer is Always Drunk   (Rating: 1.87 on 59 reviews, last by Replen 477 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-07-15 00:38:30 EDT
[Graphics] Zhongguo.   (Rating: 1.43 on 27 reviews, last by billrhine 363 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-07-05 09:55:02 EDT
[None] I spent the last 6 months...   (Rating: 0.44 on 43 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 487 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-07-02 11:31:23 EDT
[Computers & Internet] When to stop fucking and start laughing.   (Rating: 1.47 on 67 reviews, last by kaos-king 497 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-06-24 23:00:53 EDT
[Computers & Internet] The Short Biography of Dilford Tetley   (Rating: 1.25 on 35 reviews, last by billrhine 363 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-06-17 18:37:30 EDT
[Romance] I'll stop raping you when you stop screaming   (Rating: 1.37 on 57 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 501 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-06-10 08:55:13 EDT
[Graphics] The Very, Very Difficult Movie and TV Quiz   (Rating: 1.28 on 35 reviews, last by billrhine 363 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-06-05 01:22:06 EDT
[Graphics] PYS: Sympathy for the Unborn (Super Safe for Work!)   (Rating: 0.39 on 25 reviews, last by Banjo 523 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-22 22:04:40 EDT
[Graphics] PYS: Sympathy for the Unborn (Super Safe for Work!)   (Rating: 0 on 1 review, last by Phallic_Cymbals 533 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-22 21:57:19 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Dig   (Rating: 1.77 on 34 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 501 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-20 22:56:29 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Warm Springs   (Rating: 1.65 on 33 reviews, last by Fey 493 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-16 06:13:57 EDT
[Graphics] What 3 Years on Ubersite has done to Me (Uberdirectory Camwhore)   (Rating: 1.32 on 56 reviews, last by rob_berg 237 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-08 07:13:50 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Fur. The Uberotica post too explicit for the internet.   (Rating: 0.84 on 60 reviews, last by Fat-Sacks 545 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-04-23 07:30:28 EDT
[Graphics] The last 24 hours... In a Graph!   (Rating: 1.95 on 70 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 329 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-04-06 19:51:15 EDT
[Humor] Living with Stoners makes April Fools' Almost Too Easy   (Rating: 1.68 on 51 reviews, last by purpiiiie 458 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-04-02 02:06:31 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] *Click*   (Rating: 1.94 on 69 reviews, last by rob_berg 555 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-03-26 03:27:23 EDT
[None] ATTN: Womyn.   (Rating: 0.74 on 107 reviews, last by Unabonger 555 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-01-08 21:21:13 EST
[Romance] Hot.   (Rating: 1.19 on 23 reviews, last by DasHeer 690 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-12-14 20:59:15 EST
[None] We'll see if this works   (Rating: 1.13 on 32 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 693 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-12-04 19:09:48 EST
[Graphics] I'm starting to get a little sick of this Internet 'Spam' Protection...   (Rating: 1.92 on 102 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 329 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-11-27 09:36:38 EST

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