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[None] Balancing borderline madness with the requirements of being a receptionist   (Rating: 1.33 on 28 reviews, last by willartstorg 15 hours ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-11-03 00:07:02 EST
[None] Anyone got any google voice invites?   (Rating: -0.81 on 16 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 14 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-10-11 17:23:11 EDT
[None] Fake Tales Of San Francisco   (Rating: 1.16 on 52 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-10-04 01:58:19 EDT
[None] Good evening uber even though its midnight-ish, (rambling blogish with a late reply to Phallic)   (Rating: 1.03 on 63 reviews, last by shandythedog 13 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-09-30 01:58:21 EDT
[None] Toilet(s) Update: Still working.   (Rating: 1.39 on 35 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 44 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-09-23 01:00:51 EDT
[None] I fixed my motherfucking toilets bitches! Yeah!   (Rating: 1.31 on 40 reviews, last by scourge 46 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-09-14 20:02:48 EDT
[None] Who am I? I, I, I?   (Rating: 0.38 on 38 reviews, last by scourge 67 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-08-27 15:50:23 EDT
[None] ATTN: Poms - Fifth Test -or why us Aussie's wear such tight little shorts   (Rating: -0.07 on 113 reviews, last by Liquidice281 75 days ago)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2009-08-20 09:25:52 EDT
[None] My Wife   (Rating: 1.39 on 44 reviews, last by pandora 82 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-08-12 23:26:06 EDT
[None] ATTN: Aussies - Third Test   (Rating: -0.4 on 197 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 88 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-07-29 12:42:28 EDT
[None] ATTN: Aussies - stop being so fucking boring   (Rating: -0.36 on 138 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 109 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-07-09 14:06:18 EDT
[None] Attn: Brits - So, I was doing a google image search for the Honey Monster and one thing lead to another   (Rating: 1.05 on 36 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 157 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-05-31 22:16:28 EDT
[None] ATTN: Aussies, but mostly Sam and Shandy   (Rating: 0.14 on 26 reviews, last by shandythedog 167 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-05-20 02:21:01 EDT
[None] Attn: Britishers. (And Merlina). This post cunningly submitted at 3:52 am Britisher (and Merlina) time for maximum exposure.   (Rating: 0.54 on 67 reviews, last by Bubba2341 202 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-03-11 00:03:13 EDT
[None] ATTN: Fellow golf buffs   (Rating: 0.52 on 23 reviews, last by TheUniter 252 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-02-26 22:41:10 EST
[None] A little bit of Uber History: 99% of us are inferior to Mr. Wolf AKA Paul Hibbert   (Rating: 0.57 on 53 reviews, last by JonnyX 232 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-02-19 21:59:51 EST
[None] Katy said: What were your favorite (sic) stories when you were a kid?   (Rating: 1.36 on 26 reviews, last by Crystle 260 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-02-13 17:16:27 EST
[None] Huge game today!   (Rating: 0.7 on 25 reviews, last by Vas_Deferens 266 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-02-01 17:24:14 EST
[None] I'm fucking off to England tomorrow then the Maldives for two weeks on the 28th so I thought I'd do an 'apollo88 ubersite award...   (Rating: 0.9 on 47 reviews, last by Lurby 281 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-12-18 23:46:12 EST
[None] I don't feel too good. I think Mystiamoon has given me cancer.   (Rating: 0.12 on 45 reviews, last by iddqd 327 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-12-12 15:27:41 EST
[None] Strawberry Milkshakes ARE NOT GAY.   (Rating: 0.74 on 75 reviews, last by apollo88 330 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-12-07 22:09:44 EST
[None] Holes.   (Rating: 0.36 on 409 reviews, last by apollo88 272 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-11-17 17:00:08 EST
[None] Oathmeal Banned From Ubersite: Indian Economy Surges   (Rating: 0.96 on 175 reviews, last by TheUniter 363 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-11-06 12:59:09 EST
[None] All Hail President Darkie   (Rating: 0.46 on 23 reviews, last by stucker 366 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-11-04 21:28:46 EST
[None] McCain takes NY, Cali, MA in landslide. GOP says no issues with voting machines.   (Rating: 0.57 on 40 reviews, last by Stabkill 367 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-11-04 11:39:20 EST
[None] Depressed Pug   (Rating: 1.45 on 33 reviews, last by hellish 369 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-10-30 16:17:20 EDT
[None] I like to masturbate with my numchucks.   (Rating: 1.25 on 66 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 376 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-10-06 13:23:42 EDT
[None] The 'big black momma' edge in reporting   (Rating: 1.2 on 68 reviews, last by skrapmetal 411 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-09-12 11:58:16 EDT
[None] Hey Skrapmetal.......   (Rating: 0.78 on 55 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 421 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-09-10 21:55:56 EDT
[None] Hatemadness: apollo88   (Rating: 1.43 on 56 reviews, last by Siren 421 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-09-05 12:53:57 EDT
[None] You're a racist, Dr Virgin!   (Rating: 1.27 on 22 reviews, last by shandythedog 428 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-09-03 23:20:11 EDT
[None] ATTN: Ubersite. I'm scared..... :(   (Rating: 0.59 on 43 reviews, last by Dervel 430 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-08-29 18:44:57 EDT
[None] Steve Jobs Obituary As Published In Error By Bloomberg   (Rating: 0.4 on 18 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 434 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-08-28 23:51:16 EDT
[None] The Uber-Lytton   (Rating: 0.66 on 13 reviews, last by mrwolf 438 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-08-22 20:20:22 EDT
[None] Dear Aussies: Update   (Rating: 0.52 on 39 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 441 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-08-20 23:35:16 EDT
[None] ATTN: Australians   (Rating: 0.69 on 62 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 443 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-08-17 14:49:24 EDT
[None] Dear America: 'Winningest' is not a word.   (Rating: 0.36 on 73 reviews, last by Siren 447 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-08-12 20:37:35 EDT
[None] I have a (fat) pug   (Rating: 0.81 on 40 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 452 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-08-08 17:49:38 EDT
[None] RE: a question for people in retail or customer service jobs   (Rating: 1.37 on 43 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 439 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-08-06 14:39:26 EDT
[None] I'm as happy as Electro in a Chokomut factory!   (Rating: 1.48 on 47 reviews, last by The_Drake 459 days ago)
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Homer: Look at that. I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel
backwards through time.

Mr. Peabody:
Correction, Homer, you're the second.

Sherman:
That's right, Mr. Peabody!

Mr. Peabody:
Quiet, you.

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