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[None] The Legacy of the 43rd President; With Help From Nickelback   (Rating: 0.06 on 18 reviews, last by mystiamoon 3 hours ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2008-12-02 09:38:29 EST
[None] All Hail King Bloomberg   (Rating: -0.46 on 21 reviews, last by sage104 1 day ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2008-11-28 07:54:06 EST
[None] Proof Anderson Cooper Doesn't Know Shit About Shit.   (Rating: 1.36 on 20 reviews, last by AsshOly 13 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2008-11-08 04:30:07 EST
[None] Take My Pens Please   (Rating: 1.51 on 35 reviews, last by hellish 30 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2008-10-29 04:15:03 EDT
[Politics] Medieval Stick People War II - The NOOKLEER Age   (Rating: 1.69 on 32 reviews, last by rob_berg 48 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2008-10-12 05:29:38 EDT
[None] New Stage Plays for my Live Porn Theatre   (Rating: 0.15 on 15 reviews, last by hellish 60 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2008-10-02 12:14:19 EDT
[Sports] Why I Didn't Write Anything For Grueberfest   (Rating: 1.6 on 35 reviews, last by beeltea 62 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2008-09-29 15:02:27 EDT
[None] 9 tiny truths and one ridiculous lie   (Rating: 1.92 on 14 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 64 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2008-09-27 05:35:13 EDT
[Romance] Everybody Looks Like Somebody Famous: BrianTruthSpeaker   (Rating: 0.7 on 28 reviews, last by John_H_Kim 69 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2008-08-18 14:25:36 EDT
[None] Danger Ranger Must Be Destroyed   (Rating: 0.47 on 24 reviews, last by beeltea 123 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2008-07-26 06:54:55 EDT
[None] Critical Mess   (Rating: 0.61 on 28 reviews, last by bullslinebacker 138 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2008-07-01 02:46:15 EDT
[None] Wow, you seem like a dirty whore. Where can we go to fuck?   (Rating: 0.08 on 28 reviews, last by lungfish 156 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2008-06-25 02:55:06 EDT
[None] Little Sally hears something shocking on her lunch break   (Rating: 1.38 on 59 reviews, last by orphelia 161 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2008-06-05 16:57:28 EDT
[None] RIP Sydney Pollack   (Rating: 1.36 on 14 reviews, last by lungfish 183 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2008-05-27 07:02:39 EDT
[None] The Sun Is Too Close to the Earth   (Rating: 1.28 on 17 reviews, last by experima 191 days ago)
Submitted by BLT (View user info) at 2008-05-12 04:40:21 EDT
[None] R.I.P. Albert Hoffman   (Rating: 1.53 on 17 reviews, last by Captain_Ambivalent 208 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker, bereaved. (View user info) at 2008-04-30 12:29:39 EDT
[None] Little Sally Sues Ubersite   (Rating: 0.7 on 27 reviews, last by icanbecool 217 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker, esq. (View user info) at 2008-04-26 08:37:30 EDT
[None] Waving at the Pope   (Rating: 1.41 on 42 reviews, last by Axolotl 227 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2008-04-17 08:58:45 EDT
[Business & Financial] Tax tips to MAXIMIZE Your Refund   (Rating: 1.4 on 47 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 230 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker, Certified Public Accountant (View user info) at 2008-04-15 12:33:05 EDT
[None] 5 minutes of bullshit   (Rating: 1.9 on 15 reviews, last by rob_berg 239 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker, Botanist. (View user info) at 2008-04-05 05:26:34 EDT
[None] My Roommate is an Asshole, and You Can Too!   (Rating: -0.13 on 44 reviews, last by lungfish 167 days ago)
Submitted by These Boots were made for Sally Walker (View user info) at 2008-03-27 15:05:20 EDT
[None] Goddamn Shame About It   (Rating: 1.31 on 38 reviews, last by beeltea 252 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker, Texas Ranger (View user info) at 2008-03-23 22:51:00 EDT
[None] What Would Have Happened to Bugs Bunny Had He Made that Left Turn in Albuquerque   (Rating: 1.9 on 45 reviews, last by orphelia 223 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2007-12-28 04:00:08 EST
[Business & Financial] A Memo to Human Resources from Mr. Jarvis "Jazzy" Johnston, the Pretty Fly for a Corporate Accounting Guy   (Rating: 1.63 on 26 reviews, last by sadie73 345 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2007-12-13 03:33:26 EST
[None] Little Sally expresses herself... all over your face   (Rating: 0.62 on 41 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 361 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2007-12-06 15:51:51 EST
[Sports] I sucked out to beat Phil Hellmuth with a Runner Runner straight and Then I Bitch-Slapped Him in Front of his own Mother.   (Rating: 1.71 on 29 reviews, last by rob_berg 359 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-11-26 06:17:21 EST
[Sports] I Sucked Out to Beat Phil Hellmuth with a Runner-Runner Straight; and Then I Bitch-Slapped Him in Front of His Own Mother.   (Rating: 2 on 7 reviews, last by darko 372 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-11-26 03:23:40 EST
[General] Orange Juice   (Rating: 1.08 on 41 reviews, last by beeltea 377 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-11-19 17:43:03 EST
[None] Outdated Software Reviews: Paint   (Rating: 1.61 on 40 reviews, last by apollo88 384 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-11-09 21:26:04 EST
[None] Outdated Software Reviews: Wordpad   (Rating: 0.7 on 35 reviews, last by experima 392 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-11-04 03:29:43 EST
[None] Outdated Software Reviews: Notepad   (Rating: 1.47 on 81 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 395 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-11-01 03:02:29 EDT
[None] Not a Grueberfest Entry... I Shouldn't be Posting. OR: Dont' become too invested in this story, and watch for the super surpri...   (Rating: 1.03 on 21 reviews, last by Little_Sally 412 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-10-13 03:59:17 EDT
[None] Grueberfest- Restless, No Time For Sleep   (Rating: 1.53 on 14 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 417 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-10-11 23:58:02 EDT
[Romance] Gruberfest- Going My Way   (Rating: 1.85 on 25 reviews, last by Paralyzed_By_Hope 420 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-10-03 23:42:57 EDT
[None] So Didja Hear the One About Cheap Folding Card Tables?   (Rating: 0.01 on 64 reviews, last by lechuza 414 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-09-29 05:41:35 EDT
[None] If Jim Shahin Wrote for Ubersite, I’d Give Him a -1. OR: Jim Shahin Takes Flight, and Then Suddenly Comes Crashing to the Gro...   (Rating: 1.7 on 26 reviews, last by lungfish 441 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-09-06 02:29:55 EDT
[None] Medieval Stick People War - The Defense!   (Rating: 1.46 on 20 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 460 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-08-27 12:35:08 EDT
[None] Fun With Real Craigslist: Looking For a Roommate; Featuring Genuine Craigslist People!   (Rating: 1.75 on 104 reviews, last by hidden101 266 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-08-23 19:12:41 EDT
[None] Baseball Play-Off Predictions that have Very Little to do with Actual Baseball   (Rating: 1.31 on 30 reviews, last by AsshOly 459 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-08-22 00:55:01 EDT
[None] So you think sharks are baddass? OR A true story of two men's imagination, OR hey, It's Thursday on the East Coast   (Rating: 1.18 on 24 reviews, last by azurefroz 470 days ago)
Submitted by Little Sally (View user info) at 2007-07-19 00:20:35 EDT

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