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[None] The hardest part of my job   (Rating: 0.38 on 50 reviews, last by beer-turtle 101 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2009-08-08 11:10:42 EDT
[None] I am not sure the makers of this game know what they are doing   (Rating: 1.09 on 21 reviews, last by loki 152 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2009-06-25 13:50:48 EDT
[None] Wash DC area uberers - June 4th 2009   (Rating: 0.19 on 24 reviews, last by JonnyX 198 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2009-05-05 00:42:15 EDT
[None] A.J. wtf is wrong with your town   (Rating: 0.2 on 11 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 238 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2009-03-30 21:52:28 EDT
[None] Post a pic from your childhood   (Rating: 1.44 on 29 reviews, last by RoadSong 278 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2009-02-18 02:06:04 EST
[None] Hey you're not Bart Cilfone a story of email threats and petty retribution   (Rating: 1.02 on 51 reviews, last by YELLOW-MAN 287 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2009-02-07 09:01:41 EST
[Humor] I think I found my voice and stage presence (video camwhore stand-up comedy)   (Rating: 1.14 on 32 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 295 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2009-01-31 14:26:40 EST
[None] It's coming right for us   (Rating: 1 on 16 reviews, last by no1hasdis 299 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2009-01-26 23:20:53 EST
[Humor] It has been a while since I posted a video w/ bonus camwhore   (Rating: 1.72 on 19 reviews, last by Replen 342 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-12-14 09:52:08 EST
[None] Scariest story of all for DC uberers   (Rating: 0.18 on 16 reviews, last by nargles 411 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-10-07 14:50:33 EDT
[None] Happy Birthday Bart   (Rating: -0.5 on 9 reviews, last by hellish 417 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-10-02 17:46:33 EDT
[Poetry] Hate - in Iambic Pentameter   (Rating: 1.25 on 30 reviews, last by sandmantate 428 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-09-21 13:36:00 EDT
[None] RIP Don LaFontaine   (Rating: 0.2 on 14 reviews, last by PayMeLater 447 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-09-02 14:45:11 EDT
[None] I never got the communique bearing the proper way to say "Show Me Your Hole" - so Shlongy remains unmentioned in my routine. - ...   (Rating: 1.1 on 17 reviews, last by beer-turtle 460 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-08-18 22:28:57 EDT
[None] Phelps is Super Awesome   (Rating: 1.39 on 26 reviews, last by beer-turtle 463 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-08-16 07:34:23 EDT
[None] Fixing a Flat and Flirting with the Amish   (Rating: 1.25 on 43 reviews, last by Hookhand 476 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-08-01 14:44:30 EDT
[None] Post your Yearbook picture thing or Really late to the Bandwagon   (Rating: 1.77 on 25 reviews, last by orphelia 483 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-07-26 17:46:19 EDT
[Humor] It has been several weeks since I last tried to kill Shlongy - Video Camwhore link   (Rating: 0.66 on 22 reviews, last by beer-turtle 487 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-07-22 11:36:42 EDT
[Humor] Diary of a Dream - Video Camwhore link   (Rating: 1.32 on 22 reviews, last by beer-turtle 512 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-06-30 02:47:11 EDT
[None] I think I found out where Fat Tony moved to in the South   (Rating: 0.62 on 11 reviews, last by beer-turtle 518 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-06-24 13:39:33 EDT
[None] RIP George Carlin   (Rating: 1.1 on 24 reviews, last by PayMeLater 519 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-06-23 02:30:38 EDT
[None] Personal Use   (Rating: 0.58 on 27 reviews, last by apollo88 530 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-06-12 00:06:35 EDT
[None] So it was my birthday yesterday (video camwhore)   (Rating: 1.53 on 26 reviews, last by firefly 531 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-05-26 01:07:10 EDT
[None] There is no God   (Rating: 0.16 on 18 reviews, last by beer-turtle 551 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-05-17 19:05:30 EDT
[None] It's been three weeks since my last video camwhore plus Uberdirectory Manwhore camwhore   (Rating: 1.36 on 17 reviews, last by beer-turtle 559 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-05-12 01:45:42 EDT
[None] Creature of Habit   (Rating: -0.25 on 11 reviews, last by jimboruckus 565 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-05-07 13:02:41 EDT
[None] An Audience of Three - Video   (Rating: 0.6 on 32 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 581 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-04-21 13:12:56 EDT
[None] Some of you will be happy - Camwhore/PS opportunity   (Rating: 1.45 on 45 reviews, last by beer-turtle 586 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-04-14 15:23:31 EDT
[Humor] It's Monday morning and you know what that means: Another Video Camwhore   (Rating: 0.72 on 29 reviews, last by haikumikoo 595 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-04-07 01:47:02 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] NEW and IMPROVED and now with less epilepsy!!! Video CaMwHoRe   (Rating: 1 on 17 reviews, last by beer-turtle 600 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-03-31 01:34:02 EDT
[None] Video Camwhore   (Rating: 0.92 on 41 reviews, last by LittleMonster 609 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-03-21 23:18:46 EDT
[None] Coming soon to an intartube near you   (Rating: 0.58 on 15 reviews, last by apollo88 622 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-03-12 11:38:08 EDT
[None] RIP Gary Gygax   (Rating: 0.83 on 13 reviews, last by rob_berg 627 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-03-04 14:35:29 EST
[Humor] Second Step, further than the first, didn't embarass myself and a pro did worse   (Rating: 1.35 on 17 reviews, last by JustAnotherStudent 629 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-03-03 01:33:02 EST
[None] I took the first step last night   (Rating: 1.61 on 25 reviews, last by beer-turtle 635 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-02-25 11:55:51 EST
[Politics] Damnit Ralph   (Rating: -0.59 on 18 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 639 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-02-24 13:06:24 EST
[None] Need a little help   (Rating: -1 on 15 reviews, last by beer-turtle 658 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-02-04 10:35:59 EST
[None] Like Stone   (Rating: 0.86 on 35 reviews, last by TheUniter 665 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-01-28 14:24:00 EST
[None] Two Hundred and Twenty Fourth Post! Things I think of when I'm high. Hurray drugs!! (this is how you do it )   (Rating: 1.16 on 23 reviews, last by PukingDog 667 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-01-13 01:36:42 EST
[None] PETA can kiss my ass...my research is IMPORTANT!!!!   (Rating: 0.98 on 47 reviews, last by triangle_man 705 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2007-12-19 11:29:07 EST

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