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[Dirty Humor] Blue Balls Episode IV: The Penis Dialogues   (Rating: 1.97 on 43 reviews, last by Shallabow 92 days ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2006-05-01 00:45:48 EDT
[Humor] Musings on Fast Food   (Rating: 1.77 on 58 reviews, last by tatersninja 122 days ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2006-04-05 09:28:32 EDT
[Humor] ECRIME 101: Introduction to Internet Stalking, or How to Scare the Bajesus out of Teenage Girls.   (Rating: 1.94 on 38 reviews, last by evesapple 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2005-08-30 01:24:10 EDT
[None] Creep, I implore you.....Will I ever have closure?   (Rating: 1.84 on 23 reviews, last by firefly 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2005-06-05 23:29:40 EDT
[News] And the DAY IS MINE!   (Rating: 1.25 on 21 reviews, last by Draqus 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2005-06-01 19:56:27 EDT
[Science & Environmental] I leave my life in the hands of Ubersite. Please don’t kill me. An Uber poll.....sort of.   (Rating: 1.71 on 80 reviews, last by Kale 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2005-06-01 02:39:52 EDT
[Afghanistan] Much A-rant about nothing. This was SUPPOSED to be light-hearted and funny, damnit!   (Rating: 1.97 on 55 reviews, last by rob_berg 221 days ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2005-03-25 00:47:27 EST
[Dumb Jobs] What do YOU do when you're bored at work and the Office Supplies Olympics   (Rating: 1.59 on 41 reviews, last by zxcvvcxz 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2005-02-21 22:42:18 EST
[Election 2004] Damn those campaign signs! Just a short quip   (Rating: 1.67 on 18 reviews, last by Seralena 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-11-02 14:12:03 EST
[Humor] You ain't lived till you've been to a West VARginian flea market   (Rating: 1.95 on 24 reviews, last by goose 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-11-01 01:57:20 EST
[News] Money on the Floor and my first Uberversary   (Rating: 1.85 on 37 reviews, last by BoogieFevuh 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-10-27 02:41:30 EDT
[Politics] Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Two Men in a Tub, or Public Shower Etiquette   (Rating: 1.85 on 36 reviews, last by Chillax 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-10-15 01:28:54 EDT
[Sports] I like to shoot customers with my "laser".   (Rating: 1.73 on 50 reviews, last by Ballare 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-10-06 01:21:02 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Jonukah VS the Army of Hornets   (Rating: 1.67 on 32 reviews, last by G-prime 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-08-16 01:41:55 EDT
[None] From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward   (Rating: 1.8 on 16 reviews, last by NetProphet 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-08-09 00:55:02 EDT
[News] Trapped in my house, surrounded by evil, low on ammo   (Rating: 1.95 on 46 reviews, last by thaumaturge 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-08-03 20:42:39 EDT
[Romance] Ponderings on sex, love, and open relationships (a somber change of pace)   (Rating: 0.78 on 40 reviews, last by sideshow 596 days ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-05-10 00:00:54 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] I am not badass.   (Rating: 1.71 on 38 reviews, last by Zandy1123 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-05-08 23:59:03 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Bible Studies with Jonukah! Sermon #1: Smoke pot, eat cicadas, and fuck your uncle’s wife.   (Rating: 1.18 on 41 reviews, last by someone 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-04-26 23:49:23 EDT
[Politics] Trains, Wasps, and Segways: Why I no longer fear weapons of mass destruction   (Rating: 1.96 on 31 reviews, last by mr.awesome 4 years ago)
Submitted by Brat Prince of Uber (View user info) at 2004-04-19 03:07:29 EDT
[Dirty Humor] Police, Prostitution, and Interrupted Blowjobs: A Standard Friday Night   (Rating: 1.68 on 57 reviews, last by TheMidnight12AM 4 years ago)
Submitted by Brat Prince of Uber (View user info) at 2004-04-12 00:31:51 EDT
[None] Ubersite's Not Alright (A twisted tune by Jonukah)   (Rating: 1.16 on 31 reviews, last by Titinita 4 years ago)
Submitted by Brat Prince of Uber (View user info) at 2004-04-09 00:33:12 EDT
[Libertarians] A public service announcement....without guitar: Standardized Headlight Warnings.   (Rating: 0.85 on 18 reviews, last by hamilton 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-25 01:22:22 EST
[Dirty Humor] Why Television and computers have ruined my sex drive (My very first NSFW!)   (Rating: 1.33 on 34 reviews, last by shadow 93 days ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-22 21:55:42 EST
[Quotes & Stories] My Uhaul Adventure: One Way Ticket to Hell   (Rating: 1.18 on 19 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-18 13:48:01 EST
[Humor] Standing in the rain without my hat, Obi-Wan Kanoobi, and other nonsense   (Rating: 1.88 on 23 reviews, last by neeping 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-09 00:10:14 EST
[Quotes & Stories] The Beast Within: My first and only ever fist fight   (Rating: 1.71 on 44 reviews, last by jimbo 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-08 00:09:31 EST
[Sports] Jonukah, on the Ten Commandments of proper urinal etiquette   (Rating: 1.37 on 45 reviews, last by Fabish 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-16 00:13:08 EST
[News] My uneventful trip to the Big Apple proved that I am in fact immortal   (Rating: 0.34 on 38 reviews, last by firefly 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-09 13:52:55 EST
[Politics] Jonukah, on how to spot evil super-villains   (Rating: 1.57 on 46 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-02 00:32:47 EST
[General] Jonukah’s guide to time management and personal efficiency.   (Rating: 1.34 on 31 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-28 23:03:36 EST
[Science & Environmental] Jonukah, on how to give proper head   (Rating: 1.78 on 61 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-27 01:30:32 EST
[Science & Environmental] More things I hate about the human body   (Rating: 1 on 18 reviews, last by Small_Children_Scare_Me 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-24 21:09:26 EST
[Romance] What happened to me? I used to be so innocent, so pure....   (Rating: 1.77 on 32 reviews, last by Ainkara 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-21 21:45:42 EST
[Afghanistan] "If you ever getting pulled over, make sure you have alcohol in the car!" And other Daweoo adventures   (Rating: 1.91 on 35 reviews, last by CleverName 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-19 22:04:09 EST
[Business & Financial] Just two more weeks at Sears   (Rating: 1.53 on 20 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-16 21:24:38 EST
[Movies & TV] Unanswered Movie Questions   (Rating: 1.23 on 25 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-08 19:33:01 EST
[Humor] Empaths and exploding orgams.   (Rating: 1.43 on 19 reviews, last by Scott_James 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-07 14:55:11 EST
[Business & Financial] Radar Detector Detector Detector   (Rating: 1.76 on 42 reviews, last by bluerampage2 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-07 00:24:33 EST
[Science & Environmental] FINALLY! A pracital use for a Stargate, or the best commercial product EVER!   (Rating: 1.73 on 26 reviews, last by jware 533 days ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-04 20:23:57 EST

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